Get your cocks to step right up, folks, a bawdy carnival has come to town. This amorous cotton-candy confection is the so-called "Boyland" and it's much easier to win with this flick than it is to guess the fat lady's weight or hit the clown with the cream pie. Director Dan Cross has nailed the carnival atmosphere in a series of sexual and non-sexual vignettes. And from the first frame to the last, "Boyland" has the fun-filled spirit of a summer's day at the carnival.
The subtitle is "A Unique Theme Park." Unique it certainly is. Tall brunet Aaron Heights and shaved-headed cutie Owen Hawk get stuck on the Ferris wheel in "Mile High Club Wheel." Luckily, their particular car has enough space to go condo, so it leaves them ample room to play around. Owen is on his knees damn fast to suck away at Aaron's manly dick and great balls. Owen is a superb blower, great with eye contact, adept at ball-play and the moans from Aaron have to be real, since Owen is doing so damn well, fearlessly untiring. Aaron then sucks Owen's thick piece, which he attacks with equal gusto. Owen then rims Aaron's bubble-butt, and the shots from underneath work best where we can see the tongue totally disappearing into the hole. There's plenty of room for Aaron to get fucked missionary by Owen, and then a standing-fuck, Owen slamming into Aaron with full in-and-out shots, Aaron's ass now used to Owen and Owen taking full advantage. Aaron cums with Owen going full steam and then Owen has his own popper.
"Photo Opportunity" is a cute vignette where Artie Edwards takes a picture of Alex Williams next to a hot dog that says "Foot Long Hot Dog." No doubt!
In "Haunted Bedroom," a carnival attraction, sideshow hustler Andrew Addams tells the tale of a skeleton in a casket who can only be brought back to life by "the boy of his dreams." The party moves on, but blond twink extraordinaire Jeremy Jordan stays behind. When he touches the skeleton, it morphs into buff Jason Hawke. They start making out in the casket and then Jason slowly makes his way down Jeremy's body to his cock, which he sucks with passion, gulping it down as Jeremy carefully face-fucks him. The dick and mouth are a perfect fit and they work together very well to keep the deep-throat interesting. Jason gives a great blowjob that goes on for some time, as well it should. Jeremy then takes Jason's dick in his mouth, and opts for a fun sprightly blow. It's a series of licks and teases and tons of spunk on this most beautiful uncut cock. There's a convenient couch in this room (the same color as the casket), and Jason sits, throws his legs way up in the air, and lets Jeremy lick clean his ass. Jeremy is at his best here, going orally crazy. Jeremy then fucks Jason, entering with total ease and starting off with a nice pound, moving soon enough into an energetic series of thrusts. Jeremy then sits down on Jason's cock. Here, Jeremy delivers a series of heaven-bound bounces. He goes many inches in the air, and all the way back down the full length of the shaft. Jeremy stands at Jason's face to drop his load and then Jason shoots a huge load up to his neck.
Candy Francea runs a booth called "Stump the Size Queen. Win a Surprise." She sits on a throne and just by looking at a series of guys (William West and Cody Scott), can accurately guess their dick sizes. She's right the first two times, but when she guesses seven inches for Jason Sizemore, he whips out his semi-hard cock (already more than seven) to prove her wrong. "What's my prize?" he asks and Candy strips off her gown to reveal quite a few of them.
The "Hook a Husband" booth is where a naked guy, baseball cap sporting redhead Chase McKenzie, reclines with a full boner and you try to hook the cock with a series of rings. Brent Everett, an absolutely adorable brunet with big lips and a killer body, wins the prize, which turns out to be Chase. Chase has a big honking dick and low-hanging balls, so Brent's mouth takes them with instant abandon. He rarely takes a breath, his zealous mouth working overtime. Even an I-mean-it face-fuck from Chase doesn't stump him. Chase blows, too, and Brent has a gigantic pecker. Brent takes an upside-down face-fuck from Chase where he can still take every inch before they 69, the camera wisely staying more with Brent's exciting blowjob. Brent's muscular ass is mighty alluring, so Chase fucks it, his thighs anchoring his body as he sticks his ass high in the air so Chase can slide in. Close-ups work best to show how the perfect ass works with the big dick. Brent then sits on Chase's cock to ride. Chase may be holding Brent's sides and helping him bob up and down, but it's Brent who is bouncing with sheer talent the whole length of the dick. Brent has a dream of a cum-shot all the way up his chest and then Chase has a sloppy one on Brent's cock.
Lucky Alex then hits "The Petting Zoo" where he gets to feel two cocks through glory holes. That puts a big smile on his face.
In "Shooters," Rod Barry is a barker who has four nude men in front of him on colored platforms. The game here is to bet on who will cum first. The contestants are very thin Bobby Benson, chiseled blond Cody Scott, boyish tattooed Tim Reynolds and handsome brunet Steven Waye. With a crowd of guys rooting for each, the four jack off wildly to be the winner. Bobby ultimately is the first to pop, and the prize to the man who bet on him is a large black dildo. Luckily, we also get to see the other three cum sizable loads.
In a reprise of "Photo Opportunity," Artie takes pictures of Alex with a human-size blow-up dildo in various positions. Take that one home, boys!
The final attraction is "Rent Boys of the Caribbean." The first stop on the electric boat tour is Jacy, a cute semi-toned brunet who jacks off for the passers-by. He beats his uncut cock and shows off his ass before spurting a nice load. The next stop is a trio of men surrounded by pirate's plunder. There is dark pierced and tattooed Sean Conner, swarthy tall mustached Armando and skinny hung Tommy DeLuca. The ever-welcome Court Logan hops off the ride here seeing these hotties. He slips a buck to Sean Conner, and Sean lets Court blow him. He then slips some moolah to Armando, and Court moves to deep-throating this incredibly thick cock (no small feat, I assure you). Tommy of course gets his money and shows off his dick for Court to suck. Court continues the tradition of absolute ace blowing that runs throughout "Boyland." Tommy gets to briefly blow Court, with a nice corkscrew hand motion, before Sean sits on a throne and has Court continue his oral assault. Tommy blows Armando, who soon enough starts to finger Court in preparation. Armando then gives Court a mock-fuck, with Tommy trying hard to rim Armando, who is moving a bit too fast to let him. Armando then actually fucks Court for real. It's a good forceful fuck, though Court's single-minded blowing of Sean never ebbs. Armando gets pretty harsh here, but nothing fazes Court, who takes it all in style. Tommy again tries to rim Armando, but the latter is clenching his ass tight in order to fuck Court so hard. Armando gets on all-fours to fuck Court missionary, and this time Tommy sticks a finger into Armando's smooth ass, which works very well. Court, of course, is still blowing Sean, though upside down now, and with help from Armando, who continues to fuck Court with passion. Armando shoots a pent-up load on Court's hairy tummy and then Court splashes there, too. Sean dots himself with cum, and Tommy, sporting a huge dick we haven't seen too much of yet, has the final blast, even eating some of it. The electric boat returns and Court dashes onto it, leaving the tableau once again frozen, but hopefully sated.
With J.D. Slater's ( http://JDSlater.com ) carnival-style music underscoring the proceedings, "Boyland" really has the feel of a local carnival. The non-sexual scenes are the sideshow elements and the sex scenes are the major attractions. There are clever ways used to make it seem like the sex is happening at an actual carnival. Even the performers seem to be in on the fun, seeming less coached in what to do and just going for broke and having a whopping good time.
A Video Review by Brent Blue