WARNING!
Robert Van Damme
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Unzipped Video | 2005 | 120 |
Planning the perfect dinner party, replete with the appropriate serving staff? Consider putting down that dog-eared copy of "Martha Stewart Living" and call your local escort service. Since it's those little touches that make an intimate gathering memorable, why not skip the passed hors d'oeuvres, sexy aperitifs and freshly-pressed table linens in lieu of one or two humpy cocktail waiters?
Young playboy Luca Di Corso and his British squeeze Jay Varella are sporting all the obvious signs of wealth, but are still compelled to impress their friends on occasion, throwing a lavish gathering every month. It's never clear who's in charge of putting together tonight's small gathering, but when we join the couple, details are still being ironed out. Luca is lovely first thing in the morning, 5 o'clock shadow and gleaming white teeth. Jay has already arisen and is soaking in a whirlpool on the veranda. It's a serene morning ritual. Neither one feels rushed; there's plenty of time for a slow, mutual jack-off. Jay wantonly shows off his backside, encouraged by the lump under Luca's morning sheets. He lasciviously eases down his Speedos and fingers himself, very aware he's being watched. Unlike me -- the first thing I want to put in my mouth in the morning is a toothbrush -- Jay abandons the strip show and makes a dive for Luca's compact cock, wiggling his ass in the air while he sucks. Jay must be good. While he sucks, he politely nudges Luca's rising balls back deep into their sack, not wanting his partner to cum too soon. And even though Luca's voice is a little, er, feathery, his smile is a stunner. If you ask me, models don't 69 nearly enough in porn. So it's thrilling when Jay and Luca go diagonally on the bed and ease into this intimate position, excitedly sampling each other. It's also nice to see when performers leave their holes furry. Luca's is delicious and we're afforded some frenzied views of Jay pounding his buddy off the edge of the bed. And when he gets fucked from behind, Luca throws his leg just so, his sturdy cock engorged, peeking out from under his entire body weight. These two finish how they started, side by side, each watching the other pleasure himself.
Luca greets the hired help when they arrive -- male escorts Chad Thomas and Marcos David -- instructing them to check with his poolboy (Erec Estrada) for the evening's instructions. Chad and Marcos find Erec lounging on a raft, looking more like the master than just another hired mistress. The pool probably won't be serviced anytime soon as all three shuck their threads and indulge in a three-way. Call it a coffee break. These models have international flavor, Chad really being the only Anglo of the bunch. The mix and jumble of skin tones gives this grouping an edge. Of the trio, Marcos is the most built and has the biggest cock. The videographer makes Marcos' prick, fat with a slight curve, the centerpiece of nearly every frame in this sequence. Chad lends plenty of verbal encouragement to Erec as he stuffs his mouth. Director Doug Jeffries even puts a camera in the pool to capture some underwater blowjobs. Erec only gets a short taste of Marcos' salty hole before Chad greedily shoves his tongue in alongside. Unfazed, Erec decides to orally work Chad's hole instead. Chad opens up his legs for a back-to-back dicking, first taking on fellow escort Marcos, then the poolboy. They expend quite a bit of energy getting off. Here's hoping they saved a little for the evening's festivities.
The next time we see our hosts, the party is in full swing. Champagne flows while the Luca and his hired wait staff exchange knowing winks and nods. Then at Luca's urging, all the guests (Jack Ryan, Kyle Lewis, Marcos Pirelli and Iván Andros) head to the living room where the well-mannered evening takes a decadent turn. Instead of the typical conclusion to a nice meal, freshly-brewed coffee and a fruit tart, Luca instead presents Robert Van Damme to his guests for dessert. Robert, superbly muscled and masculine, does a short and somewhat clunky striptease for the men. I can't fault him; he may not have the right stripper moves, but his body, however it ends up getting unveiled, is a masterpiece. Even before he manages a proper tease, the guests are manhandling each other while they watch him. He eyes each one of them individually, and it's somewhat shocking when he finally drops to his knees in front of Luca, hauls out his prick and services the evening's host. As if on cue, escorts Chad and Marcos David toss aside all pretense, disrobe, and start doing what they were actually hired to do. Of all the men in the orgy, I kept coming back time and time again to Robert Van Damme. While each of the men has a unique sexual characteristic -- Kyle Lewis' electric glares or Iván Andros' hirsute humpiness -- Robert remains the center of gravity throughout. Whether he's sucking cock, getting his ass rimmed or squatting, making hot, nasty noises, he's the type of man you watch and wait to blow your load with. The set-up here involves three couples who sexually explore, not only with the hired strangers, but with their close friends. The models portraying couples are believable to a fault, exchanging sultry glances with one another while brazenly sucking a buddy's cock.
In the final third of the film, the men queue up beside a prone Robert Van Damme, each waiting their turn to suck his cock. And aside from the occasional grope or kiss, the men standing in line focus their attention solely on Robert, as well as the lucky lad currently working over his spit-slick dick. Once they've had their turn, they take a seat on the couch, continuing to masturbate until the last man in line, Chad Thomas, finishes. The line then reverses, Chad lying flat out on the carpet while each man steps up and drops his load. Chad is utterly sticky by the time Robert adds his final load to the mess.
Not quite satisfied, couples Kyle and Jack and Iván and Marcos Pirelli say goodnight to their hosts and head outside to the pool for some post-dinner rimming and cocksucking. Kyle's butthole gets the lion's share of the oral ministrations, his ass so wet after being licked that spit runs down his balls. The couples switch up and fuck side-by-side, Kyle plowed royally by Marcos while his lover Jack bangs Iván. Iván is another man with a hairy hole, luscious fur spreading out from the center ring like a silky spider web. The four-way comes to a head with a gangbang, three men abusing Iván's ass and mouth simultaneously.
The moment Luca and Jay's guests get home, odds are they're whipping out the stationary and whipping off a dutiful thank-you note to their hosts. Doug Jeffries and crew have managed to pull off a nice little gathering, the highlight of course not the melon sorbet, but Robert Van Damme. And as Luca and Jay quickly throw down a huge white painter's tarp underneath Chad, saving the Berber from the flying cum, I'd bet that even Martha would deem this orgy a smashing success. Success, after all, is in the small details.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; trailers ("Chain of Command," "Huge Deposits," "Camp Freshmen" and "[2]: for the Taking"); and playable worldwide (no regional coding).
A DVD Review by Rick Forrent (