Like most of my buddies, details of first-time sexual encounters have become remote and sketchy. But if I could have captured my own first moments on film, they'd probably look at lot like the snapshots in "Easy Cum, Easy Ho." What's appealing here is how unskilled some of the models appear, tentative and slightly awed by what's actually happening.
Jay and Austin, credited as two straight boys trying gay sex for the first time (and on film, no less), are anything but sophisticated when it comes to man lovin'. If we can rely only on the guys' body language to tell the story -- arms crossed, legs jittery -- these lads truly are having their first time. They're interviewed briefly at the top of the encounter, noting for the camera their expectations. Other than getting his pole smoked, the blond, more aggressive of the two, doesn't really seem to care what happens.
Urged on by the off-camera director, the two start simply by kissing. It's not that they're reluctant, but the brunet pup keeps one eye on the camera, almost as if he expects a sneak attack. The scene abruptly switches to a bedroom where the cameras apparently have been forgotten. Undressed, these two waifs get lost in sucking cock. I found the blond guy particularly interesting to watch. He's a cocky street type -- the type of guy looks directly into the camera while he's slurping on his buddy's shaft, then winks. Jay and Austin try out a couple of positions, all of which seem to be just fine for giving head. The dirty-blond is savvy enough to know where the lube is; he starts by finger-fucking his new bud, and then takes the plunge. The fucking doesn't last but a moment or two (too uncomfortable?) before they start jerking off. The brunet gets treated to a wicked nasty facial, the kind of heavy load typical of guys in their late teens.
And only a twink or a corny old queen would call it "hiding the salami." But that's exactly what Keaton and Bryant, the second pair of young experimenters, are eager to try. No pre-fuck interview is provided for these two. They skip right to the good stuff, kissing and petting on what looks to be the same bed from the previous vignette. They enjoy their foreplay for several long minutes, undressing one stitch at a time. The black model is blessed with searing eyes. Every so often he'll throw a comical glance at his partner, zeroing in on the twink-issue puka shells circling his throat. They generate some sparks grinding on top of one another, affording some nice views of the black model's ass. His buddy seems to have the most fun bouncing on top, riding cock, his mug plastered with a dopey grin, his ruddy complexion getting considerably ruddier. Dopey turns to lustful when he gets a facial, goo running off the side of his face.
With flashbulbs popping the moment they get started, Dru Charles and Parker get down to the business of screwing for an audience, never mind that the whole gay sex thing is new to both of them. One of the guys has the cutest jug ears and farm boy persona. His reticence is genuine, sweetly surfacing when he's paired with his brunet partner. The brunet's looks are almost exotic in comparison to his corn-fed fuck bud. This scene is without a doubt the most sensual and exciting throughout. While they kiss and stroke one another, they seem to have forgotten the film crew hovering a few yards away. I was completely sold when they started a 69, quickly cramming cock in their mouths, both hoping to make a lasting memory of just how good dickmeat tastes. When Farm Boy whipped out a skinny silver dildo, all pretense of innocence flew out the window, not that his buddy seemed to mind. And after another brief anal session, they get ready to film cum-shots. One model suggests that they cum together, and they time their orgasms, hoping to pull off a porn showstopper. As Farm Boy sits on the brunet's chest, happily launching his load, the brunet twink does manage to get off at the same moment. And the facials keep coming ...
Finally, we catch up with models Stan Tanner and Jaysen Hunt already in progress. Like nearly all of the guys here, these two are long and lean with musculatures a stone's throw from late adolescence. One is duded up with a dog collar, piercings and tattoos. He finds his way to his knees, demonstrating what a good boy he is and just how eager he is to please. You won't hear any complaints from the guy he's blowing; with occasional glares directly into the camera lens, he merely leans back and enjoys. Everybody in this scene gets exactly what they want -- one enjoys enthusiastic head while the other gets the most viscous, messy facial of all four in this film.
"Easy Cum, Easy Ho" demonstrates that naiveté can be an asset. Wide-eyed wonder is hard to fake, and I honestly believed that several of these pups were getting boned for the first time in their lives. My recollection of my own tender first moments have long ago faded. Watching these twinks have theirs however, does bring back some pleasant nostalgia.
DVD features: Chapters; bonus footage; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Rick Forrent