Alas, "The Barbarians" is not a pornographic Cecil B. DeMille epic about the sacking or Rome or Mongolian marauders sweeping across Asia. Instead, it's about dark handsome South Americans in costumes running around a cute little meandering river and very quickly having sex with each other. Barbarians in the true sense of the word? No. Sexually? Absolutely.
First up are reedy Mike and Denis, sporting long sideburns. Both have outfits tied around them this way and that, but they slip off easily enough as they begin to make out and Mike works down Denis' chest. He then applies his mouth to Denis' hunk of cock and sucks amiably, using a helpful hand at the thick base. Good worker that he is, Mike eventually deep throats and then can't get enough of it! Trady Denis, who seems a trifle bored anyway, is flat on the ground when the fucking starts, letting peppy Mike eagerly bob on the full length of his cock. Mike is definitely into being a pleasing partner. They turn sideways where Denis easily stays fully put in Mike's ass hole. A doggie position comes next, with Denis a bit spicier now and picks up momentum. Mike blows Denis again to get his top to cum on his chest and then pop his own load.
The entire gang is in combat next to the river, wrestling and grunting. I think they are supposed to be fighting, but other than a few fake punches, they seem to be having the time of their lives. One duo takes their act into the river, where beautiful hunk Victor Manzini, sporting the ultimate in tanned skin and a sexy thin beard, almost drowns stocky tattooed Alexandre Senna, but brings him to shore to he can undo it all with love. Alexandre has the worshipping chores here, and Victor's rock hard body is definitely one that deserves it. Things take a very sexy turn with this chemically-charged couple when Alexandre does some of his worship after blindfolding Victor. From there, Victor face fucks Alexandre, who is desirous of sucking mucho cock all on his own. Victor is massively thick, but Alexandre is game for the challenge, doing excellent work on the tough dick. Having literally licked Victor from head to toe and conquered his cock, Alexandre offers up his ass. Victor fingers it nastily and then fucks it like the rugged stud he is. He's full of brutish aggression and complete insertion. His job is made easier by Alexandre's superbly welcoming ass, which can take his blasts so well. Victor follows his strong doggie pushing by doing Alexandre sideways, burrowing as expertly as Alexandre wails against the sound of the river's movement. Victor slides in again with Alexandre bent over and then Alexandre cums on their leopard piece of carpet. Victor's shot slams Alexandre in the chest and Alexandre licks it clean.
Long-haired hottie Matheus Axell nabs himself big-lipped and big-browed Andre Sankos, hauls him into his tent over his shoulder and then wakes him up with tender kisses. Far be it for Andre to argue with his captor, so he falls right in line and starts licking around Matheus' beefy chest. That only takes a second, because he finds the tattooed heartthrob's throbbing hardon and uses those big lips to suck the enormous piece happily. This time, there is reciprocation. The guys go into a 69 where the intense Matheus engaging in a tentative blowjob as Andre continues his gulping. They each get some additional solo time and then Matheus rims Andre's hot ass, with a finger to open it up further. However, they return to a lot more blowing before Matheus finally fucks Andre, which he does with immediate depth. His own meaty ass leads the way into Andre with loving but full thrusts. Things are prettier in close up because the guys don't seem to enjoy looking at each other, but the work at the ass is compelling enough. Matheus' best position finds him crouched over Andre, now working with a more jabbing rhythm. They do the sideways thing as well until Matheus is ready to spew a bright creamy load on Andre, who follows that up with his own.
Matheus had helped Anthony Guimenez capture Marcello Caetano, but it's Anthony alone who drags his captive to fur-pelted leader Miguel Arcanjo, the most boyish looking member of the cast. Marcello is made to offer homage to the other leader. Neither guys is particularly shapely, but Marcello clearly loves adoring Miguel. Plus, there is also inked Anthony around to help keep things humming. Miguel and Marcello briefly share Anthony's cock, but Miguel gets it solo, working decently at just the head. Marcello unleashes his cock for Miguel to suck and Miguel gets his hairy hole fingered by Anthony. Anthony, the only one of the three who didn't participate orally, fucks Marcello and surprisingly gets a good amount into the tight ass. Marcello is at his best very briefly riding Anthony before Anthony takes him bent over. Miguel doesn't have a lot to do during the fuck, unfortunately. Mercifully, it's not a long time before Anthony has a splatter on Marcello's cock and Marcello cums as well.
In the end, the cast gathers for a little picnic, so it seems some sort of peace has been made, but where's the treaty? That I want to see, inked with cum stains!
DVD features: Chapters; trailers ("Ride 'em Cowboy," "Custom Rims," "EZ2 Please," "The Renegade" and "Boxer Boys"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue