It's a shame science is many paces behind desire. The love child of any two of these astounding men would be ideal, but mix a little of all seven and the result is hairy muscular manly perfection. It may be about "Armour" at the beginning of each scene, but nothing matters but what's inside it!
I don't envy Dolan Wolf having to start off suspended in a scary set of chains, his mouth and face gagged, but since his partner is Wilfried Knight, now I'm green with jealousy. Dolan can't do more than grunt as Wilfried, covered in leather, bearded and looking unbelievably sexy, teases the leaner submissive Dolan by licking his face and even the ball gag, with Dolan powerless to get his tongue into the mix. Wilfried shoves Dolan's face into his armpits and bites at his nipples before even considering unchaining Dolan, but when he sticks fingers into Dolan's ass and delights in the taste and smell, it's obvious he wants to break free and join, but Wilfried is in no hurry. He has Dolan lick his boots once the ball gag is removed, and we're not talking a few slurps, we're talking a whole tongue-led shoeshine. But, we're getting closer since Wilfried now has the bulk of a meaty paw opening up Dolan's hairy hole. Finally, Wilfried lets Dolan lick his way up his leather pants to the cock inside, which Dolan deep-throats with such purpose, his pent-up desires now explosive. He's unafraid to deep-throat and actually enjoys when Wilfried gags him. Dolan only removes his mouth from the prize when Wilfried pulls him off to send some spit down his way. With Dolan gripping the chains, Wilfried gets his entire face deep into Dolan's hole, along with the fingers that are still tasting what they both want. Wilfried blows Dolan with the same deep excellence, but with a purposely slow speed to keep Dolan twitching in anticipation. Eons of pleasure later, it's finally time for Wilfried to fuck Dolan. It's all been leading up to this and it's worth it. Wilfried is in all the way from his first insertion and maintains an insistence that every thrust keeps it that way. He can go faster, rocking the whole bed apparatus and Dolan's body, but the aim is always that full penetration, for which Dolan utters, "thank you, Sir." Wilfried takes Dolan from behind with great close-ups showing Wilfried not only sinking himself deep inside, but Dolan pushing backwards to help assure it. A loud roar of relief comes with the cum-shot Wilfried plants directly on Dolan's tongue, letting Dolan suck his dick to get himself to cum.
Dirk Caber may be the only bearish mature performer who can pull off a football uniform made out of clingy leather. It's hot and he knows it! When the unstoppable force of porn perfection called Jessy Ares sees it, wearing a similar outfit, he's hard before even entering the room! They mack loudly and Dirk grabs for Jessy's cock, but it's Jessy who bends over to suck Dirk first. The camera doesn't even show the sucking at first, instead delighting in Jessy's miraculous ass. His thick cock is exactly what Dirk needs and there is no stopping him from gulping every inch of uncut tastiness. Jessy helpfully rams it down his throat, but Dirk is more than happy to be forced. Then it's Jessy's turn to slobber over succulent meat. There's a section where he teases the head of Dirk's cock with spit and the lightest flap of a tongue. It sends Dirk into physical thrall and soon Dirk is back on his knees deep-throating Jessy. Jessy's moaning and Dirk's desire to please make for a terrific cycle. Dirk's cocksucking ardor turns to manic insanity when he lets his face loose in Jessy's butt. There's not a part of it not worth drooling over, and Dirk gets to it all. Jessy beats off so fast, I thought the scene would end too soon! Jessy returns to sucking Dirk and it's back and forth challenge blowjobs until Jessy can't go any longer and sprays big all over Dirk. He then sticks a few handy fingers inside Dirk's asshole to get our other shoulder-padded player to blast off.
Three slings grace the set but not as gracefully as the astoundingly solid hairy hunk Adam Champ or inked bright-eyed Jake Genesis, who looks best in a sling, legs in the air. That's a delicious image used as an intro to the scene, but we have to backtrack first (happily). Jake gobbles Adam's very fat uncut cock in huge full gulps, keeping its own awfully pleased. Adam's hairy frame is so dominant, but Jake's oral desires are a good match. Jake is a big guy himself, looking very regal in just boots and a red jockstrap with Adam nibbling on his dick. Adam gags all the way down Jake's dick, but his determination prevails and Jake's boner seems to keep growing! Adam stays on his knees in order to munch on Jake's ass, grabbing onto the jock as if keeping Jake from dashing away (why the hell would anyone do that with Adam Champ lavishing such attention on his ass?). With Jake bent over, it's easy enough to turn the rimming into fucking and Adam slides in slowly while Jake moans with every push of Adam's body. Watching these two musclemen crash together can probably affect weather patterns across the planet. Finally, Jake gets into the sling like the opening of the scene promised and Adam uses the sway to get his dick in and out with fantastic ease. Hands aren't even needed. That cock wants to be in that ass and momentum alone ensures it! Jake beats off all over his red jock and up on his abs, does a quick dismount from the sling and is rewarded with a big splash to the chest from Adam.
The locker room and the dungeon have shown up, so we need only the mechanic shop. That's where we find luscious bearded Bob Hager in a one-piece leather jumpsuit. Dirk Caber is helping him out and wants that jumpsuit gone as quickly as possible. Not so fast! Bob grabs an electric sander and gives Dirk's legs a massage, slowly inching up toward Dirk's crotch, barely contained in a white jock. The head wants out, but Bob is in no rush, using the sander all over Dirk's body. Dirk smiles the whole time, but the minute that sander is off, he lurches for Bob to pry him out of that costume and reveal Bob's massive hulking frame. Proving that no machine can ever completely replace a human, Dirk gives Bob a lusty blowjob. Whether breathlessly gulping or having Bob control his head, Dirk is thrilled (especially when Bob drizzles spit into his mouth). Bob is back on his knees worshipping Dirk, but this time with his mouth. He sports a very intense look, and it translates into greedy desire. Bob is another of the movie's devoted ass men. Pinning Dirk's arms behind his back and bending him over, Bob uses his mouth from the deepest part of Dirk's ass to the precumming fount at the tip of his dick. Dirk is willing to chase Bob around the set to keep his mouth on some part of him, but he stays in a knowing position on all-fours when he wants to get hammered. Once Bob is in fully, the grunts coming from Dirk tell the whole story, though it's certainly more fun to watch it as Bob puts all of that muscular heft into plowing Dirk hard. No need for pleasantries here. Bob can go as fast or hard as he wants and he does. He's on his back getting fucked and the precum is still flowing, a taste he loves and a sight that spurs Bob to bigger and heartier fucking. Dirk warns Bob that if he keeps fucking him AND jacking him off, he will cum soon. Perfect, that's just what Bob wants and Dirk does it with some awfully hot barking. By the time Bob finishes, Dirk is coated in cum.
Dolan Wolf is once again a plaything, though this time only his hands are bound to a chair. There is a frank look of defiance on his face, even as a virtually naked cigar-chomping Bob Hager goes over his body with a nightstick. He loves the taste of cigar breath and keeps his mouth open to ask for more. Unshackled, Dolan actually seems in control, looking terrific in khaki leather pants and working that cigar beautifully. He then gets on his knees and unbuttons Bob's leather jock with his teeth, pulling it down to reveal a boner pointed straight in his direction. His blowjob is even better delivered than his first: wet, complete and so pleasing. No matter which way Bob hits him with the cock Dolan is ready to take it all. Dolan's mighty shaft demands attention and Bob takes on the challenge extremely well. There is a great chemistry between these two, especially when Dolan is the one taking charge. Dolan, his hand in a leather glove, grabs Bob's cock and starts stroking it hard, with Bob doing the same to Dolan. At top speed, it has both guys finishing very quickly.
The final pairing of titans pits Adam Champ against Jessy Ares. Both are decked out in various degrees of leather, but from the onset, the two make out with such gusto that only a mouthwatering cock or ass is going to stop that focus. It's Adam's first, which has Jessy bending down to suck it while its hirsute owner starts to make overtures to Jessy's ass. Jessy is full of tricks when he sucks, using his mouth, spit and a hand to bring it all together. I'm biased, since Jessy is a personal favorite performer of mine, but of all the asses packed into tight jocks, his looks the most delicious. He cheeks could split the leather straps! He stands up on the bed and Adam methodically makes his way down as much of Jessy's prick as possible. Adam is forced to work very hard here, but he's up to the challenge. A surprise 69 is certainly welcome, giving the guys extra incentive to keep going at full-force. Jessy can't stick to just one task, so he's ready for Adam's hairy butt soon. His tongue and fingers force their way inside as Adam literally bounces on Jessy's face. All of the leather removed, Adam finally tastes the prize: Jessy's ass. With a fast-flicking tongue and oodles of desire, he can handle Jessy sitting on his face until Jessy can stand it no more and has to start riding Adam's dick. With Jessy's energy, Adam doesn't have to do a thing. Jessy grabs onto the top of the bed frame and goes up and down with supreme comfort. Adam does him from behind with customary strength and no fuss from Jessy. Adam cums the second they pull apart and then keeps Jessy horny until he delivers, sweating, but probably ready for more!
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; cum-shots chapter; gallery; trailers ("Uniform Men," "Manpower" and "Scored!"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***
