The Emperor thoroughly enjoyed this DVD.
If you, too, enjoy macho, muscular, hairy men, then this disc is for you. But it might prove to be too much of a good thing for some tastes.
As you might expect, this is a product from the people who brought you the superb TITAN flick "Chapters." Directed by Wexler and videographed by the ever-reliable Bruce Cam, it's a sexy montage of hard, hairy muscle and horny sex.
We'd love to find out where the "Easy Inn" is located.
Perhaps it's near "964 Dick Street?" Actually, it's more like "Muscle Whore Hotel." We wonder if the "Holiday Lodge Motor Hotel" is really open for business somewhere, and how TITAN was able to persuade them to allow their building and sign (and maybe even rooms) to be used in a gay porn movie. Or maybe TITAN has a huge backlot, just like the big Hollywood studios, and the motel is just an empty facade. That would be so sad. We so want it to be real.
"Easy" is definitely the operative word. There is zero dialog, and nobody has to wait for sex. Perhaps they offer a weekend package: "Room, blowjob, fuck, and continental breakfast." Only hunky, macho gay guys seem to be allowed to register. Nobody locks their doors, and everyone feels free to walk in on anyone else at any given moment.
Talk about free love!
Ric Hunter boldly walks into Tom Vaccaro's room. Ric is a macho, bald daddy with bulging muscles; Tom is a tall, hairy-chested brunet. (Actually, all the men in this video are very hairy, so we won't continue to point that out.) Most of the men in this vid also have facial hair of some kind, especially the trendy van Dyck beard, and these two are no exception. Rick strolls right over to Tom on his bed and after much smooching and necking, armpit licking, and feeling-up of bodies, Ric gives Tom's ample dick a slurpy blowjob then rims his hairy cheeks. After more making out, Tom eats Ric's meaty ass while Ric winks (you know what we mean!). Then a nice surprise: the bigger, beefier Ric turns out to be the bottom! We love it when that happens. Tom slowly sinks his fat dick in, and has to give it two tries -- a sexy realistic touch. He gives Ric a great fuck, with nice shots from above that clearly show both bodies and Ric's ecstasy. After more blowing, including a 69, Ric shoots a mini-load on Tom's cock and sucks it off. (Cum eating is something of a theme with this video.) Tom shoots all over Ric's face and eats it off, and then Ric comes some more (he held some in reserve).
Clad in red flannel like a lumberjack, Michael Cooper wanders into Lance Gear's room. Mike is rugged and hardbodied with a full beard; Lance looks like a skinhead in leather chaps. Mike sucks Lance, who returns the favor. After making out (during which Lance spits into Mike's mouth -- yuk!), Lance rims Mike's hard, hairy ass like crazy, tossing the muscled stud around like the slab of beef he is. Uh-oh! The door wasn't closed (standard policy at the Easy Inn) and Jack Stuart pops in and makes a beeline for Lance's asshole, rimming him while Lance chows on Mike. Jack's a bit younger and still has all his hair, and has a great body, too. He's probably the most conventionally cute guy in the production (aside from Jason Branch). Suddenly, Mike is beef on a spit as he sucks Jack while Lance fucks him. None of these guys has an above-average dick, but they're so macho, who cares? Mike rolls on his back and the poking continues -- then suddenly Jack has taken Mike's place, and Mike's doing the poking. All three come onto Jack, and eat their respective loads.
Seth Tochet is taking a shower when Mack Kurtis drops in for a quickie. Not much for small talk, they immediately start making out, and Seth's hard right away. Seth is balding and has a sweet smile, while Mack's a big, rugged, buzzcut guy with a receding hairline and a tattoo of an airplane on his arm. Mack sucks first, lovingly tonguing Seth's average dick, and after more making out, Mack's long dick is knocking on Seth's basement door. Mack munches on Seth's ass while Seth continues smiling sweetly. Then Mack slowly enters Seth with his long dick, and we get a nice shot from above so we not only see their great bodies, but also Seth's ecstatic expression. We just love a butch guy with his legs in the air (did we mention that already?). Mack fucks him missionary and doggie, and Seth stays hard. Mack eats his decent load, and when Seth shoots, Mack scoops it up and serves it to him by hand.
In the final scene, budding yenta Linda B. (in a non-sexual role) plays matchmaker with Jason Branch and Dewayne Gill, checking them both into the same room. Dewayne's just gotten out of the shower, but when he goes to the phone to call up Linda, Jason stops him.
What's wrong with that silly Dewayne?
Doesn't he know this is the Easy Inn?
Let us just say now that Dewayne is a major stud, if a tad nerdy (check out that name), but that just adds to his charm. He has big muscles, no body-fat, and a full beard. In fact, he reminds us of Alley Oop. Remember him? The cartoon caveman? Anyhow, he just oozes testosterone, even more than elsewhere in this testosterone-laden production. Jason, as usual, looks great. Starting with good kissing close-ups of the two grizzled faces smashed together, there's much necking, nipple-chewing, and pit-licking. Jason strips, then perches over Dewayne, who fondles Jason's long dick and manly asshole. Dewayne sucks Jason; Jason sucks Dewayne. These two have the biggest dicks in the video. There are excellent shots of Jason sucking that show all of Dewayne's body in its full splendor, hairy chest and all. Jason then fucks that hairy chest, and sits on Dewayne's face to get his asshole licked. Suddenly, Jason is fucking hardbodied Dewayne doggie-style, with no lead-up (something of a disappointment). Jason isn't pumping too hard here, either. Equally quickly, Dewayne is getting it missionary, and we do see a more prolonged entry, but Jason doesn't last long, and he's soon coming all over Dewayne's bulging abs. He licks some off of Dewayne's hairy pecs, but poor Dewayne never comes himself.
Alley Oop always gets the short end of the stick.
This is a really hot video, especially if you're into older, muscular guys with all their natural body hair (and we are). The first scene was probably the best. The last scene was a little disappointing; since the guys were so hot, we expected more from the fucking action. The soundtrack is overlaid in all the scenes, and not always very well. You sometimes hear someone grunting or talking when it's clear that no one has his mouth open (not that there's any real dialog). However, the musical soundtrack is very unobtrusive, and stops completely for most of the sex, giving the scenes a powerful dose of realism. Another exceptional realistic touch was the way the guys really seemed to be into each other's bodies. It's always amazed the Emperor how most performers can be fucking with some stud and not touch those beautiful, bulging muscles. These guys have sex the way we would -- that is, if we were a mere commoner rather than your devoted Emperor.
Now please, Titan ... tell us the 800 number for the Easy Inn!
Special DVD Features on DVD: Digitally remastered, slide-show gallery, stereo sound, chapter index and no regional coding.
A DVD Review by The Porn Empero
After watching Easy Inn , from Titan Media, I can imagine how difficult it must be to get reservations. This David Wexler-directed video stayed in my VCR for an entire week before I got beyond the halfway point.
Wexler has assembled a great cast. I could go on and on about body hair, goatees, hairy butt cracks, buff pecs and hard dicks. As soon as I say hairy men, some might think I'm speaking of bears. These are buff hairy men all right, with rippled abs and unshaven holes, but the only animal that comes to my mind is a raunchy pig daddy. The sex is explosive, with hot tongue-sucking kisses, pit licking, nipple chewing, hard cocks pounding and a few slutty surprises. (Whew, is it hot in here or what?)
Ric Hunter wanders into Tom Vacarro's room, and the pair doesn't waste any dialog before getting to business. They kiss, they lick, they suck each other. The very butch Hunter does a great slurp job on Vacarro's meat, plenty of spit dripping down the throbbing shaft. These two generate a great deal of sexual heat. Hunter eats, no, chomps on Vacarro's butthole with great furvor and we get lots of close-ups.
Then Vacarro turns the tables on Hunter. Vacarro tongues and chews Hunter's hairy crack, and, big surprise, it's Vacarro who ends up fucking Hunter. The fucking is furious and animalistic, the actors are actually sweaty from the effort.
Hunter sucks on Vacarro's dick some more. (More about editing at the end of this review.) Then a raunchy surprise. Hunter shoots his load on Vacarro's dick and then resumes sucking it! Vacarro sprays his load all over Hunter's goatee and neck and then tongues him clean. But wait, there's more. Hunter shoots another load on his furry tummy, and then he and Vacarro kiss and gyrate in the gooey aftermath.
Michael Cooper walks into Lance Gear's room and immediately starts sucking his dick. (Talk about room service!) After a bunch of tonsil wrasslin', Gear pops open Cooper's 501s and gets his shaved head between Cooper's furry thighs. (Oh, yeah, eat that ass....ooops, did I say that out loud?) This isn't just sex, it's more like a Discovery Channel documentary of hot, butthole-banging mansex. Eventually, Jack Steward wanders in and munches on Gear's hole. It appears the only thing shaved in this scene are the cocks.
Cooper gets face-fucked by Stuart and fucked by Gear. The sweat pours off Gear, and Stuart beats his meat against Cooper's face. Then it becomes Stuart being fucked by Cooper, with Gear's meat in Stuart's face. Stuart cums first and then samples his own. Next, Cooper shoots on Stuart's cock and tummy and gets in line at the jizz buffet. But it's Gear and Stuart who get the pig awards in this scene. Gear coats Stuart's goatee with a thick layer of jizz and then slurps it up.
Seth Touchette gets out of the shower to find Mack Kurtis standing in his room. Of course, the most logical thing to do with a trespasser is suck on his tongue for a while then strip off his flannel shirt and faded denim. Touchette has a great boner that points north without assistance. Touchette licks Kurtis' pits. They move to the bed for some dick sucking and my personal favorite - a dry dick rubbing up and down a hairy crack, daring, teasing, but never exceeding the limits of safety. When Kurtis finally works Touchette's hole, he does it slowly at first then flips him over for some doggy-bang action. Kurtis lets a load fly on Touchette's back and lets his still-hard dick do a hands-free slide through the jizz. Of course, being the conscientious pig that he is, Kurtis laps up his own wad. When Touchette shoots onto his own belly, we get a closeup of the glistening jizz, and then daddy Kurtis feeds it to him. A nice touch here is that this scene and most of the others don't end with the cumshot. The men kiss, cuddle and do a very sexy goatee rubbing thing.
Dewayne Gill checks in and gets the key to room 200, but, uh-oh, silly desk girl gave Jason branch the same key. Sigh. Now what? Gill tries to call the front desk but can't speak because Branch's tongue is now blocking his tonsils. Gill slurps Branch's meat, and Branch returns the favor with long, wet, tongue lashings. Branch straddles Gill's chest and does a variation of the hetero-porn tit fuck. Branch slowly slides his dick between Gill's furry pecs and into his darting tongue and wet mouth. Branch fucks Gill and finally shoots a wad right at the camera. Branch wet-cleans Gill's fur coat, but sadly, the scene ends there, and Gill doesn't get to cum.
Needless to say, I loved this movie. David Wexler directed and edited this film. Director Wexler does a fine job of putting his cast through the paces. Editor Wexler needs just a touch more polish. He has Bruce Cam's excellent video to work with. (Cam, along with director Robert Kirsch, perfected the "Titan Look.") In past Titan offerings, the editing is so tight, you don't see the condoms being put on or taken off. But,don't get me wrong, technical shit aside, Wexler's "look" is pretty damn appealing. A sluttier, gritty look to say the least, but the men he's chosen could easily be the lawyers, librarians, pharmacists and accountants that I've met in Chicago back rooms all these years.
One final note. If you stay at the Easy Inn , keep your door unlocked, and we'll leave the hard-on for you.
- Harry Bayer