WARNING!
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Palm Drive Video | ? | 80 |
Description source: promotional material
BUDDY, CAN YOU SPARE A DIME? Starring 3 CASH-CHALLENGED HOMELESS DUDES (Never take them into your lovely home!)
FLASH #1: DAVE O'RILEY, as a HUSTLING fast-footed All-American EXCON, fresh-out on parole, the kind of GOOD LOOKING, SMOOTH-MUSCLED, BLUE-EYED BLOND guys fall for. High-energy male presence. A FRAT-BOY FOOTBALL CAPTAIN gone B-A-D! He's 26, 6-2, 180 PACKING, HE BRAGS, "AN EXACT 8 & 3/4-INCH DICK." He's a TALKER! He makes you FEEL GOOD! He SHINES ON about facefucking his girlfriend in close-up on his dad's Camcorder. "CUM SHOOTIN' everywhere!" Speeding right along, he flaunts his "BLONDNESS"--in a kind of self-love blonds as well as nonblonds will appreciate; smokes a bit of CIGAR; and JACKS OFF, letting you be VOYEUR to his STRAIGHT-STUD way of GETTING HIS NUT!...
FLASH #2: SKATES, 26, hung real nice, was ROLLER SKATING TO NOWHERE, pulled along by his 2 inevitable big dogs. "Dogs help you panhandle. No one wants a dog to go hungry." So Mother Teresa Video took SKATES in hand. Quite guy. Lean hard body. Sizeable dick. Nice nuts. BEAUTIFUL BEARD. This straight street dude puts out GREAT JERKOFF alternating long hard stares at you with sidelong glances at the straight fuck mags that get him ROARING HARD. A HUGE CUMSHOT!...
FLASH #3: UNCUT HAIRY TRUCKER, BEARDED, OWNER-OPERATOR of his own (no shit) PETERBUILT, handsome 43, 6-2, 190, UNCUT DICK, VERY HAIRY, TATTOOED! TRUCKER lays a REAL VERBAL ABUSE TRIP down about TRUCK STOPS, TRUCKS, AND TRUCKERS: what the "tough guys" think about, and want to do to "queers"--starting with their dirty boots, up to their handcuffs, rough sex, and well, this in not for the faint-hearted! (Trucker should tell his tales to DRUMMER. Get the picture?) He's a MEAN, NASTY MOTHER TRUCKER (even though he claims to have 5 kids--all boys!) Lots of HAIRY BELLY! LOTS OF TATTOOS! LOT OF UNCUT FORESKIN! His dick-size is the stuff of reality, but NO WAY is this TOUGH MAN a disappointment! The 6-inches this Trucker drives get very real when he SHOOTS THE "STRAIGHT-MAN SHOOT"! "Fucking assholes!"