The one thing that really annoys me about gay porn, even more than performers without woodies, is hearing the director's voice in the background instructing the models to "kiss him there" or "take out his cock and suck it." I don't know why - other than it's a major turnoff. It just takes me out of the fantasy when these two guys are going at each other passionately and then this droning director yammers on, sounding bored to tears.
Well, you just try to stay hard.
Joseph DiCarlo, the chatty director on this film, has packed it with some great talent - Jack Simmons, one of the hottest black men and gay performers around; Drew Andrews, another great guy with a perpetual hard-on; Paul Carrigan, looking better than I've ever seen him; Andre Bolla and his big, black dick - and delivers some nice moments.
But then he starts yapping.
We start out with Simmons and Dallas Taylor in front of a realistic backdrop of a house at night. Then Simmons' shadow lands across half the driveway and bam, another image shattered. They suck each other in the "street" and then head upstairs, where Simmons slams a rigorous fuck to Taylor. A hot and juicy scene with two men devouring one another. The next scene has Andrews and hunky black Treshawn volleying for top position which Andrews wins and, after pounding Treshawn, shoots two globby loads of jism. Next up is a job interview, with boss man Bolla interviewing Carrigan by seeing how far down his throat he can shove his dick. Bolla then nails a groaning Carrigan and gives the man a job. The final scene is Cole Reece and Winston Love on a sofa. They slurp one another before Love squats on Reece's dick. Reece even prematurely cums, which I thought was kinda cool, watching him yell "Fuck!Ú with disappointment all over his face and spooge gushing from his tool. It was a hot moment, an unplanned one that worked nicely.
All in all, it's not a bad video. The men are all uniformly hard, and that is a major plus - in fact, that's mostly the reason for the rating this gets. They perform with enthusiasm and aren't fazed at all by the annoying Voice From Above.
Unfortunately, I was.
But if you can get beyond the coaching, this choco-vanilla swirl delight is for you.
- Jeremy Spencer