In this relatively predictable sex-romp, director Blade Thompson follows adorable gardener Tony Bandanza (still hate his last name) as he talks about the outdoor action that he has seen in his travels. The film starts out with a bang, loses steam but then picks up again at the end.
Duncan Miller is a student working on a botany project in a garden. Rich Raines is a teacher looking for some action. They hook up and have a great time in a really good sex scene. Miller sucks Raines big dong before Raines rims Miller's inviting hole. Then Raines deflowers Miller by pounding his ass. Good scene but with weak cum shots.
The next scene is the weakest in the film. And I mean weak. Newcomers Ethn Wright and Brody Mason hook up on campus, swapping soggy blow jobs before flip-flop fucking - if you could call slapping a rubber band against an asshole fucking. It gets a little better when Mason fucks Wright, but by then the fast-forward button would have been in use. I wonder what Thompson was thinking by pairing these guys together?
Mathew Thomas, who is just plain adorable in a bookish way, is studying and is also interrupted by his teacher, Joey Cafferio. Cafferio is very effeminate and all but squeals when he sees Thomas' monster meat revealed. And not in the good way. Thomas nails the teacher quite nicely and even gets him to stop whining. But Thomas never fails to disappoint.
The final scene has cutie Bandanza in a greenhouse, watching big-dicked hunk Drew Andrews stroking away outside. Bandanza invites Andrews in, and the sparks fly. Bandanza is like a lost little puppy dog with those big beautiful brown eyes, and Andrews cuddles him right up. Well, before he slides that huge slab of beef into Bandanza's bowels. The film ends with another good scene.
The sex is way too predictable. A sucks B, then B sucks A. A rims B then fucks him in two positions - doggy style and missionary. The only exception to that rule was the pairing of Wright and Mason, which wasn't predictable but went on for too long.
Nothing spectacular, but there are some moments worth watching. And Bandanza is a beautiful sight for sore eyes. You can't go wrong gazing at him.
- Jeremy Spencer