Is it Murphy's Law that states that all orderlies that I get must look like Marcus Welby and not Noah Wyle? In this video, shot entirely in France and Hungary, the orderlies and the doctors and the patients are all gorgeous and having sex all over the hospital. Where the hell IS this place, and how fast can I break something to get there? Why must God punish me?
The sex is hot, and the men are unbelievably hot - however, the video looks like it's been edited by a blind hairdresser and shot during the Northridge earthquake. Seriously - I've been in tornadoes that have been more steady. That is what weighs the video down.
We start out as patient Laszlo is getting a pubic shave from orderly Robert. Both gorgeous. Both in great shape. Makes me sick. Laszlo gets a boner as Robert alternately strokes and shaves. Soon, Laszlo has Robert sucking his beautiful bone before the orderly climbs onto the bed and gives himself his own rectal exam by sliding Laszlo's big dick inside him. Both gush.
Another patient, Tamas, gets bored and jacks off his really hot uncut cock before the next scene, which features cover boy Zsolt (a sexy, lightly-haired god) and his patient Attila, a cute blond. Zsolt runs his stethoscope along Attila's chest, and before you know it, his fingers are probing his begging patient. They kiss, and Zsolt fingers Attila's ass as Attila sucks on his fingers. Really hot. Then Zsolt fucks the bejesus out of power bottom Attila, and the camera goes insane.
Tattooed Csaba, a skinhead with a big meaty schlong, takes a sleeping pill. As he sleeps, cutie Zoltan sneaks out of his hospital room and watches Csaba sleep. So he jerks off watching, shoots his load, then heads back to his room. Meanwhile, Csaba has an incredible dream featuring Franck, Laurent and Eric in a sauna. It's the most amazing scene in the video, all three men totally into each other - complete with foreign tongues coaxing. Ultimately, Laurent fucks Eric all over the place in a variety of great positions. Franck basically sits there as his big cock gets polished by either of the other guys. Unfortunately, that damn camera keeps freaking out. But it's still an amazing scene.
When Csaba awakens, he's so horny that he just has to drop trou and beat off. He looks like he's killing himself as he beats away. He cums then hits the showers.
Back with Zoltan in bed, in walks Gyorgy, an adorable dark-haired young man with longish locks. Gyorgy - well, I don't know what exactly he was doing - he drinks some water, then dribbles it onto Zoltan's chest. I don't think he was succeeding in cooling Zoltan off, though - if anything, he heated him up. As he licks the water off Zoltan's chest, Zoltan makes his move on the doc and lays him back, sucking his cock. After some brief sucking, Zoltan bends over and Gyorgy plows him for all he's worth for a lengthy fuck.
Again, not a bad flick. The boys are (I'm repeating myself, I know) HOT, the sex is great, and there's a lot of fantastic moaning and groaning in it. If you can get past the awful camerawork (and it's not that difficult), you're home free.
I only have one question: How much of this is covered by insurance?
- Jeremy Spencer