Before I even get started here, let me say that Thor Stephens could not have assembled a more appropriate cast for this video. I mean, the ink from the tattoos that cover a good portion of Bo Garrett and Steve Cannon's bodies could most likely fill a billboard on Times Square. And when one of the opening shots is of Garrett's succulent ass poking up on the bedspread, well, I was hooked.
The basic premise is this: Garrett and Cannon have had a fling, and Garrett wakes up only to find out that Cannon has ripped him off. Not only has he taken all his money, but he's taken his motorcycle. And when the guy you rip off is a biker pig from hell, that is unthinkable. So Garrett begins his search, and we get to tag along.
The first place he heads is to his friend's pad. He figures that they'll be able to help him search. Wrong. His buddies, Frank Parker, Chad Donovan and Sweet Williams, are in no condition to search because they are in the process of getting high on Vicodin. So, Garrett stalks off, and the boys do begin their own search - but it's not for bikes, it's for cocks. Williams takes turns sucking both buddies in the back of a truck before they move the party indoors, where Williams takes it in the ass from both big dicks (Donovan's is a monstrously huge thing that should come with a warning attached to it). Ultimately, he gets double-fucked by both before all three explode, Williams painting Donovan's chest and face a spoogy white.
Garrett pays a visit to his next buddy, Joe Romero. Again, Romero can't help because he has hunky Dean Spencer naked on a bed that is filled with various sizes of dildos. Garrett splits and Romero goes to town on Spencer's ass with the toys. Spencer swallows Romero's rock-hard meat as Romero plunges dildo after dildo into the helpless Brit. Finally, Romero bends his little buddy over and plows the hell out of him. A very hot scene.
Next up, fellow bike owner Mark Kroner answers his door and is immediately accosted by sexy, uncut Cuban Eduardo and hunky, dark Tonyboy. They flash a knife at him, demanding to know where he's stashed Garrett's bike. Kroner swears that he doesn't know anything, and when Garrett appears to call his hounds off, he tells them that it's not Kroner. He splits, again in search of Cannon, as Eduardo and Tonyboy continue to "interrogate" Kroner. The interrogation continues as all three guys suck each other with gusto before Kroner turns the tables on his attackers and fucks them both mercilessly, pumping the cum right out of Eduardo's swelled Cuban cock.
Finally, Garrett spies Cannon showering with a hose in Cannon's back yard. Some clever camerawork is done here as the camera "becomes" a spying Garrett. Cannon begins to jack off but hears a noise. Nervous, he heads to his bike and starts to get dressed, but Garrett pounces. A fight begins, with Garrett the victor, and he ties Cannon up with rope (which mysteriously unties later on) and then forces Cannon to suck his dick. They continue, with Garrett slapping Cannon's face with his big dick until they head into Cannon's bedroom where, lo and behold, we see Garrett's bike. This only pisses Garrett off more, and he rigorously pounds Cannon first on the bed then on the bike (which is pretty damn hot.) Of course, they both cum on the bike, and I think that would piss me off even more - I mean, think of the cleaning bill.
There's even a little twist at the end that I won't give away.
All in all, a good flick - I wanted a little more from the Cannon/Garrett pairing, a little more intensity considering that this was the scene that we were building to. But the other pairings are fine, especially the Romero/Spencer, fuck and everything else about the video is well done, particularly the music and direction.
So, for folks out there into blond, toned, California twinks, look elsewhere. This movie is all about the rugged macho man, the biker pig from hell.
- Jeremy Spencer
Hell hath no fury like a biker without a motorcycle. Stealing his money, or tarnishing his name, is one thing, but stealing his bike is almost a death wish.
In the opening moments of "Biker Pigs from Hell," trick Steve Cannon robs Bo Garrett, taking his money and -- worst of all -- his Harley. As naked Bo gets out of bed, he discovers what has happened and goes berserk.
Cut to Bo's friends Chad Donovan and Sweet Williams, who are stoned. Bo stops by and tells them what has happened and that he is going on a manhunt for Steve. Once he has departed, Chad and Williams decide to show Frank Parker where Bo keeps his "killer smokes." Even more stoned, they lose all inhibitions. In the back of a truck, Williams pries out the penises of both men and almost inhales them. Chad's cock is known for his size and Frank is no slouch either. After he worshipped both thick tools, Sweet takes the others inside, where he relaxes on his back and has his body used. Frank feeds him cock and Chad faux-fucks him, just before Donovan eases his monster in. Williams is absolutely on fire here, opening both ends unselfishly. Frank shifts around to pummel Sweet's end, then in the scene's capper, as Frank continues to plow, Chad shoves his in as well. It's a great double-penetration, and Williams's accommodating ass makes this a lively three-way.
Garrett lets his pal Joe Romero know about the missing bike as well. Inside his pad, Romero is about to have some fun with Sean Spencer, who seems to be working off a bill with his ass. The boy is in his bed waiting to worship Joe. Romero brings out his arsenal of dildos for the session. One by one, he sticks them in the tight little derriere of his partner, one bigger than the other until a gargantuan black one does the spearing. Joe eventually notices Sean's hardon and begins to suck him while the dildo bangs Sean's rear. It's not long after that Joe replaces the dildo with his own erection, giving Spencer his own brand of hard-driving butt-fucking. The boning produces quick cum-shots from Sean and Joe, as animated as ever when he reaches orgasm.
On the hunt for Bo's bike, Eduardo and TonyBoy storm into the home of Mark Kroner looking for clues. They torment him and demand answers, one stepping on his bare dick. Bo finds them, however, and alerts them that nothing is there. With Mark naked in front of them, Eduardo and TonyBoy decide to take advantage of the situation. Eduardo makes Mark suck his dick, fucking his face beautifully. An oral mix-and-match is next before TonyBoy has a comfortable seat on Kroner, his ass sliding down the shaft erotically. His bottoming is most vivid. Eduardo, that versatile, irresistible creature, also takes Mark's stiff one up his caboose before the scene ends. Kroner grabs Eduardo's legs and splits them, his dick forging ahead. Twitching around, Eduardo cums while getting fucked, then Kroner pulls out and dumps his load all over Eduardo's furry chest. Not to be left out, Tony coasts Eduardo as well with his own jism.
After a thorough search, Bo finds Steve. Cannon, unaware that he is being watched, takes a shower outside, soaping his naked body and washing his ass clean, water cascading in and out of his hole. After Steve has draped a towel around him, Bo suddenly jumps out. The men struggle, and Steve puts up a fight, but Bo eventually overpowers him. Bo's cock pops out, manhandling Steve's mouth. Bo's meat drives so far inside that Steve gags one moment, saliva and pre-cum spilling out. Bo is trade here but his body is plain magnificent. Throwing Cannon's flexible legs way behind his head, Garrett slams into Cannon's rump. Both men are heavily tattooed and sweat up a storm. Cannon's chute -- a haven for hefty objects -- is used well by Bo. The two also climb aboard a motorcycle where Bo continues to poke away, his balls hitting Steve's cheeks. It turns out that wicked Steve has stolen the bike knowing full well that Bo would come after him and give him appropriate punishment. That he does. Cannon and Garrett's scene together is torrid but not quite up to the level of the three-ways.
Nonetheless, "Biker Pigs from Hell" is graced with a wicked sense of humor (Donovan and Williams are quite funny as the stoners), imaginative videography by Ed Max and sizzling scenes. This is also probably the perfect showcase for the unique charm of Bo Garrett.
The DVD includes a slide-show gallery; Dolby digital sound; trailers; an easy-to-navigate menu; and no regional coding (with Macrovision copy-protection).
A DVD Review by Max Southern