Fans of "real" men videos, for which South Beach video is known, will find more of the same in this offering from director Mike Ludwig. Apparently, when they aren't out on the beach or at the clubs, Fort Lauderdale "bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do" Rory Mason and Wade Done like to dress up as cops and have their way with the male lawbreakers of Broward county.
The official uniform of the Fort Lauderdale police must be jeans, a black T-shirt and mirrored sunglasses, as no one seems to need any other form of identification from these fellas as they are forced to make good for their various infractions.
There is a lot of time spent with Mason and John Nagel. Nagel has to go back home to get his license, and Mason takes the opportunity to make a positive ID on his throbbing boner. Nagel and Mason go at it in the backyard, so the video is clear and well lighted. Both men have nice bodies. Mason has the build to be a cop character or a construction worker, UPS man, dentist - well, you get the picture. Mason thoroughly pounds Nagel's butch butthole. Nagel keeps a great bone of his own and squirts a decent load.
Wade Done doesn't really remind me of a cop, more like the dirty old leather daddy who lives next door to me. He's in great shape, with a pretty nice set of abs, though, and an OK wiener. When he busts Drew Larson for a parking violation, he starts the punishment with a hearty slurping of Larson's cock. Larsen has a neat tattoo on his back, near the crackline. While it's obvious that the guys are having a good time, Larsen's erection, right before he comes kinda scared me. It is interesting, yet painful looking, as if he twisted it at the base a couple times and then tied if off with a bungee cord. Wade doesn't seem to get the job done, great technique and all, but ejaculation seems to be a struggle.
There's a brief yet fulfilling scene with Mason and John Hunter. It's over before ya know it, but that may just be because Hunter is one hot cocksucker. Mason couples with Ben G for what will leave fans of dark meat drooling for more. Ben G shines like polished ebony, is chiseled and shows every muscle in his neck as he swallows Mason's bone.
The final scene finds Mason and Done busted for their bad boy ways in a bar by real cops Joe Bruno and Klaus Hammer. (Well, they're not really "real" cops, because this is just a movie, but they are more real than Mason and Done, because they got uniforms and patches on their shirts and stuff.) I'm guessing that the brief appearance of a fifth party in this setup is the cameo appearance of "Bernie." I'm not sure if he won some kind of contest, but Bernie doesn't stick around very long. Fans of paunchy daddy types will love Hammer and Bruno as they turn the tables on Mason and Done, who have been tops in the rest of the movie and work them with their throbbing nightsticks.
- Harry Bayer