"User Friendly" at once glorifies sex over the Internet and straight guys. I'll make a comment about neither of those, but I will say that nothing about this video seems at all straight or particularly virtual.
Sean Storm is obsessed with straight guys and equally intent on meeting them online. We see him chatting and jacking off while watching others do the same somewhere in cyberspace. He settles on Walt Matthews, they show all they have, and they cum gigantic sprays after not too long. Sean then explains to us his reasons for loving straight men (but this is a fantasy, so we'll let Sean have it).
Skor Michaels shows up after he meets Sean online. Sean touches him very flirtatiously, and Skor never backs away. This leads to kissing, with Skor the more active of the two -- his hand is the first one on a dick. And, even stranger is the fact that he's the more affectionate and tender, not to mention the more talented, as he inhales a cock up there with the best of the gay fellows. Skor himself has a horse-dick, which deserves the attention only a gay man could provide. He gets not only that, but Sean's prick shoved way up his ass.
Sean is excited after this and wants to meet other guys online. He gets a series of beefcake shots and videos from a parade of guys, but the way the scene is shot, it seems as if Sean is taking the pictures live. He fantasizes about some of the guys, no more than jacking off. Jeremy Justice is the standout of the pack, a gorgeous man with a rock-solid body and a disarming manner for the brief time we see him.
Then, Sean meets a "sweet young gay couple" online. I'm not sure where this fits in with the straight fantasy, because it turns into a gay lovefest. Jack Trade and Jerry Bravo show up and immediately begin to get it on. They are well-matched and show themselves to be experienced with each other. They suck, they eat ass, they 69 as well as any two guys. This is perhaps the best-directed scene; the camera is allowed way close to the action, so close it threatens to go into the abyss with the dick. As these guys are building heat, the scene takes a turn when Sean's friend Lane Nathaniel shows up and wants to watch. It's not that Lane is bad at all, but the heat in the scene is diminished when the new element is added. He stays literally seconds before semen is flying.
Sean hooks up with two guys from Florida -- Alexx Young and his roommate Blade Vincent -- and they pose and strip for Sean and eventually start to suck each other off. The editing here becomes a real issue, however. In the end, Alexx emerges as the hottest guy on the tape, someone worth savoring and watching. He's handsome, he's porn-ready and he knows all the moves. And, he shows an amazing ability to take not only all of Blade's cock down his throat, but also both of his balls at the same time. Sean decides to go to Florida and meet them, and we see more of their action. Through it all, there are two sensational moments, both of them with Alexx shooting huge award-worthy loads.
Finally, Sean invites his super, Frank Pantalos, up for dinner with Mishka the electrician and Frank's brother Louie. At first he dreams of having Louie for a husband -- and Louie is quite a specimen -- with a set of abs that don't quit and a plump dick. His posing, which will be a dream for softcore fans, goes on for a while, and then he strokes himself and immediately cums. Mishka is up next, repeating this scene in the shower. Sean tells us he's a "big lug" who "handles himself slowly." Barely into the scene, though, white spots dot Mishka's abdomen. Nothing slow about him. Frank does the same as the two before him. However, Sean has a surprise in store for Frank and Miskha -- who have let him film them previously alone, so it shouldn't be a surprise -- when they get together. He has a hidden camera (or a few of them by the amount of angles at which they are shot) to catch them ... jacking off.
Our narrator shares a day with Lane Nathaniel and he realizes this is the man he wants. Hooray for the gay guy, but there is no sex, just realization. He goes back home and dramatically tells the guys on the Internet that he's now taken ... "FOREVER!"
All in all, the sex in "User Friendly" is pretty good, but loaded under weird music and some awkward editing. All of the scenes may start with an Internet-straight connection, but they end up with plain old-fashioned gay sex.
A DVD Review by Brent Blue