This new COLT collection of shorts on DVD is only for those who love the biggest, beefiest COLT studs ever -- and that pretty much means anyone who has ever been a fan of COLT men.
The opening scene of "Wet" features Teutonic muscle god Thor rising dripping wet from a swimming pool, clad only in a flesh-colored thong (which is oh-so transparent when wet). Can you say heart attack? Thor's massive build and rather cruel good looks are the stuff of which muscle fantasies are made. Thor then shows us an intimate glimpse of what probably amounts to much of his daily routine -- eating, flexing, and hanging out in the sun. The unforgettable shot here is the close-up of him palming his thong-clad crotch, the string of which disappears between his hairy buttcheeks. Thor sports two tattoos on those cheeks -- one of Tweety Bird and one of the Batman logo. There has got to be a story there somewhere!
Slick as a baby's butt bodybuilder J.D. Amos is up next, in a scene titled "Heating Oil." Billed by COLT as the stud with the smoothest ass ever, in this one Amos proves it, displaying a rear that is best described as highly, highly edible. But it's not as if that's the only feature J.D. has that is outstanding -- he also sports a thick uncut dick, massive pecs, and six-pack abs -- in other words, he's the total package. When Amos grabs the oil and starts smoothing it in over his body in the sun, it's a little too much (even for him), as he reclines and jerks his uncut meat to a splattering cum-shot that coats his abs.
Classic COLT stud Ed Dinakos shows that a cancellation in the night's activities is not a problem in "Working It Off." The scene begins with Dinakos getting his pump on in his yard for a date, then Dinakos starts doing some actual yard work. When the date is called off by telephone, Dinakos takes matters into his own hands, and releases a huge shot of jism that arcs away from his body into the grass. Wonder if that's how he keeps it so nice and green?
Bearded daddy-type Chet O'Roarke is next, and he quickly shed his carpenter drag in the first scene for a workout wearing only a jock. As the sweat collects in all of his bulges and crevices, O'Roarke feels the testosterone rising, and he begins to hump the bench as the camera slides in for a close-up of his hairy ass crack. Then O'Roarke puts down the dumbbells and begins pumping his cock, which shoots, coating his pubes with a fresh load of cum.
In "Sunbeam," blond surfer god Mark Bradshaw peels out of his wetsuit on a secluded beach, revealing a true bubble butt with a thong tanline. COLT's camera then gets a nice close-up of his lightly furred blond mounds as they jiggle their way along a sandy trail. At the end of the trail is a telescope, and Mark shows that he is into voyeurism as well, checking out a hot mechanic (played, I'm almost certain, by fellow COLT stud Jake Tanner) as he spreads his cut-off covered crotch. Mark's erection springs into action, but alas, the hot mechanic disappears. No matter -- Mark is already turned on, and he quickly manages to bring himself off as the sun warms his body.
The always-amazing Billy Herrington appears in "Recharged" wearing a pair of very-short cut-off jeans, which he quickly loses, stripping down to a white G-string that shows off his magnificent body beautifully. Billy then rolls over, pulls the string out of his crack and does a little butt exploration with his fingers, and the heat gets ratcheted up a notch. In the finale, Billy's massive dick gets all the attention as he jerks himself off and rubs the cum into his stomach. The scene ends with a close-up of those gorgeous ice-blue eyes. Then we get a bonus, as the scene shifts to Billy indoors trying on a leather harness, jock and chaps. And yes, even watching him as he does just that is entertaining. There's just nothing about this man that isn't worth watching.
When it comes to choosing a muscle man who has looks, a rock-hard body, and lots of on-screen charm, make mine a Franco Corelli every time. In "On His Own," COLT gives Corelli the perfect setting in which to show off his beautiful body -- and Corelli is a master at self-worship. He begins by caressing his massive pecs with their quarter-sized brown nipples, his abs, and finally he gets down to his burgeoning erection. Corelli's most impressive feature, his magnificent ass, gets the spotlight when he takes a shower, and again later as he straddles a bench and demonstrates some pelvic thrusts. Then he very slowly -- and very sensually -- strokes his cock to a huge cum-shot. Everything about this segment is artful, from the setting to the lighting to the koi fish swimming lazily in the background as Corelli works his dick.
No COLT collection called "Naked Muscles" would be complete without COLT's star muscle hunk, Carl Hardwick. Fittingly, Hardwick closes out the show, in "A Workout in the Sun," in which he begins by doing a light workout shirtless (shaved down contest-style, this time). Carl strips off his shorts, and strides down to a pool in a bulging white thong. He then wades into the pool, where he rubs in some oil to mix with the sweat from the workout. Then he grabs a float to sun his naked body in the pool. Reclining on a poolside chaise, he slowly masturbates using the oil and sweat from his body, delivering a massive load that coats his lower belly.
Extra features on the DVD include trailers for other COLT productions, scene-by-scene access, and Internet access to the COLT website.
A DVD Review by Martin Cox