Total Request Latino is almost entirely totally recycled material from previous L.A. Brown features. In most cases, the segments are more coming attraction scenes than greatest hits. But there are a few gems among the bunch and some performers worth a second and third look.
The first scene is from Virtual Sexuality, with Nick Rains and Duncan Mills. Rains is an inked and multi-pierced nasty boy, but it's Mills who captured my attention. His full lips and big, beautiful dick are a feast for the eyes, and his sweaty butthole made me want to dive in and chow down.
The action starts with Mills in a sling, but it doesn't take long for the two studpigs get busy in a variety of other places and positions. Rains slams Mills' insatiable chute, and Mills lets a mighty load fly. Rains pulls out and pounds his prick like a man possessed by a demon. Just before he exorcises his jizz, Rains' dickhead flairs up to huge proportions. I rewound that section and was a happy homo watching him grow in slow-mo.
There are a pair of vignettes from Hispanic Mechanics featuring four beefy boys with skin-tact cocks and an enthusiastic approach to sucking and fucking in a greasy garage setting. There is no soft-focus romance or tedious plot to get in the way. These tattooed guys earn their money with some balls-to-buttbone banging that will have you moaning, "Ay, papi."
For those of you who like their Latino lovers young and pretty, there is Alex in Latin Screentest, Part 3. He does a bump and grind that's essentially a lap dance for the camera. A solo jerk session follows and he works his curved, uncut chorizo to a frothy finish.
Max Grand steals the show in The Shaman, which also stars Carlos Casino. Grand is a fantasy figure who moves from Casino's dreams to his reality. I've never been much of a Grand fan, but he lets loose in this one in a way that I haven't seen before.
Staying true to their promise to introduce new talent in every release, L.A. Brown Productions includes two scenes shot for this feature. They are set in a Mexican beach village that was recently devastated by a hurricane. Among the ruins, director Andre Adair showcases the talents of Oscar, Juan Carlos and Octavio. Unfortunately, Adair seems more interested in his picturesque surroundings than his horny young discoveries.
The box cover promises three hours of hot action. Depending on whether you prefer young gangbanger or beefy buttbanger types, Total Request Latino will have something for you to appreciate. Do yourself a favor, though, and have your remote control as handy as your lube.
A final note to the folks at L.A. Brown Productions: Those of us who review films in the adult industry know that we're watching a "screener" copy,when we're viewing a video. Plastering that information across the screen for three quarters of the film and all through the credits is distracting and annoying. Is that the mind-set you want reviewers to have when they are evaluating your work?
- Rod Pierce