I believe that most gay tops enjoy talking about two things more than anything:
No. 1: How big their dicks are. No. 2: Who they have fucked or would like to fuck.
"The List" is all about the latter. You see, buddies Michael Brandon and Alex LeMonde are trading stories about guys on their "lists." And, one by one, they cross the names off as we are treated to their raunchy exploits.
In the first scene, Michael Brandon boasts of a dungeon hook-up with cutie Nick Thomas. Michael looks quite rugged here with a beard and goatee (his legendary cock is still in full effect). Nick is a compact fellow who looks so nice and innocent, but as we'll soon find out, looks can be ever so deceiving. As the scene opens, Nick is already on his knees with Michael's cock in his mouth. He is an excellent cocksucker (helped along by Michael pushing his head down, down, down). Michael then treats Nick to a suck-and-rim combo preparing the pretty round rump for the inevitable. The anal assault begins with Michael fucking Nick doggy, then missionary, and finally in a sling. Sweaty and surely near complete exhaustion following such a vigorous work-over, Nick cums being fucked and Michael soon follows. Aha! Nick is both naughty AND nice.
The next tale is Alex LeMonde's -- and Michael can hardly believe it when he says that he bagged Trey Rexx. Alex is a French-Canadian stunner with a sleek muscular physique and impossibly long and gorgeous cock with heavy nuts (box cover, foreground, right). Trey Rexx is a statuesque blond with muscles and good looks galore. Their passion seems totally genuine as they practically devour each other throughout. They trade blows and rims before Alex fucks Trey doggy, then missionary, on a black leather bench. The videography and direction here really capture the intensity of the fucking (many excellent close-ups). Alex nearly splits the beefy blond in two with his piston-like thrusts. Trey cums being poked and Alex soon follows. Two extremely hot men. One extremely hot scene.
Back to Michael in the dungeon. This time he gets to cross two names off his list at once: Andrew Addams and Trent Cougar. Andrew has a sinewy body and reddish brown hair. Trent is a muscular brunet who looks like he could be one of those bad-ass World Wrestling Entertainment performers. Andrew gets to work right away sucking Trent and Michael, and then Michael and Trent take turns fucking Andrew in a variety of configurations (the most interesting of which is a double-penetration -- Michael fucking Andrew from below and Trent sliding in from above). Andrew cums first, followed by Trent, then Michael.
Alex, the lucky bastard, gets more muscle booty in the final scene. This time it's rock-hard muscleman Jordan West. Jordan is ripped to perfection with an amazing chest and an even more impressive six-pack (box cover, foreground, left). Like his scene with Trey earlier, Alex goes for broke trading blows and rims with his partner. It seems that Jordan is in hog heaven when Alex chomps down on his hole for a rim to beat all rims. Alex then sit-fucks Jordan on a rickety exercise machine, then a deep-dicking missionary pounding on a bed, and finally a straddling sit-fuck during which Jordan jerks himself to climax as he is bouncing up and down with Alex's thick meat still firmly lodged in his tight little ass. Alex pulls out, delivers his spunk, they kiss, and we fade to black.
"The List" showcases Alex LeMonde and Michael Brandon in the best possible way:
Two talebearing tops and their sexual conquests -- and both have BIG dicks! A Video Review by Butch Harris
Michael Brandon and Alex LeMonde are checking names off their "most-lusted-after" lists and letting us watch. The List alternates between Brandon (also of MSR's Closed Set and Prowl 3) giving it to greedy bottoms in his dungeon and pretty boy newcomer LeMonde getting nasty in his apartment with young blond studs. This video provides a good balance of nasty and nice, with a number of solid performances, including a standout threesome between Brandon (and his cock "Monster"), alpha-male Trent Cougar and Andrew "room-enough-for-two" Addams.
Brandon and LeMonde are friends who keep lists of their "most wanted" and phone each other periodically to spill the details. "I finally got to hook up with Nick Thomas. Monster's wanted a piece of that ass for a long time," Brandon tells LeMonde in the first scene before cutting to the action. Here we are introduced to Brandon's enormous um, talent as he gets blown, eats ass, and fucks Thomas' willing hole in a number of positions. Unfortunately, Thomas never seems to get fully hard and isn't particularly expressive (causing Hanky to yell at the television: "Is that dick going in and out of you or not, boy? Look alive!"). In the end, the whole scene is justified with Brandon's cum shot. Superbly expressive and eruptive, Brandon delivers an orgasm well worth paying money to see.
Next we get to see LeMonde's most recent conquest, curly-tressed muscle-bound pretty boy Trey Rexxx. This scene starts out clothed, giving us some sexual tension and foreplay -- for about five seconds. Pretty soon they're both out of their clothes, sucking cock,and boning away on a squeaky piece of exercise equipment. Showing both tenderness and authority, LeMonde grabs fistfuls of hair as Rexxx tongues his asshole, promising, "If you do good, it'll be your turn next." Rexxx takes LeMonde's cock from behind, then on his back with his legs in the air before LeMonde pulls it out and they jerk off together, coming almost at the same time. LeMonde has a gorgeous, stiff, straight cock, a nicely muscled body, a magazine-handsome face and a sexy French Canadian accent -- a definite "one to watch."
If you wanna go ahead and just skip to the meat of the movie, we suggest fast-forwarding directly to scene three. At the beginning of this scene, Brandon describes on the phone to LeMonde his plans for the evening: A threesome with Addams (a "nasty fucken pig bottom") and Cougar (who "likes it rough" -- the biggest understatement of the movie). We then cut to the dungeon, where Cougar and Brandon are telling Addams what to expect, which is: Whatever they want. Ankles shackled to the table, Addams gets his ass eaten, beaten, pounded and spit on as he services whichever cock happens to be in front of him. The real star of the show is Addams' asshole, which manages to take both men at once (18 inches of cock, Cougar informs him). The look on Addams' face is priceless, and you can tell it feels incredible for the other guys too. Cougar is effortlessly hard in every way -- face, body, attitude and, of course, cock. We wish we could hear what he tells Addams to bring him to orgasm -- he could be whispering praises for a job well done, he could be threatening his life -- either way, it's hot. The two tops wipe up Addams' cum and feed it to him before spraying their little pig bottom's chest with their own sauce.
The final scene is between LeMonde and bleached-blond, hard-bodied Jordan West. This scene features some intense, spectacular cocksucking, with spit cascading out of West's mouth and down LeMonde's hard cock and tight balls. There's one extra-special camera angle with West sucking LeMonde's meat while his own cock hovers above the camera lens, making you feel like you're right there sucking on West's balls. Once things progress beyond blow jobs, it's kinda anticlimactic, as West just can't manage to either lie still or find a good rhythm. He bounces rigidly on LeMonde's cock like a little boy on a pony ride before squirting out a few drops.
"The concept [of The List] dovetails nicely with MSR's 'Men are Pigs' slogan," says director/producer Tony Alizzi (who makes a guest appearance as a name on Brandon's list). We definitely enjoyed getting our rocks off with these sex pigs, but if you don't have a full hour-and-a-half, it won't hurt you to skip the warm-up scenes and jump right into the raunchy splendor of the last two.
- Roy Heshman & Hank West