It's always wonderful when a flick turns out to be as inspired as this one. In "Dear Dick," based on the real-world Unzipped magazine column of the same name ( http://Unzipped.net ), Lance Landers is a sex adviser who answers mail from horny readers. It's a premise that may sound formulaic, but as directed by Mike Donner it's exemplary.
Sitting at his computer, cute as a button Lance estimates that he gets a hundred or so e-mail questions a day from his readers, mostly gay men. And just when he thinks he's heard it all, he gets one that makes him realize he hasn't.
Lance reads about a guy who has had sex with a buddy's boyfriend in the bathroom. In "Toilet Tramp," Brian Hancock, a gruff-looking brunet with tattoos and a hairy face, enters the loo to find brunet slim-goodie Sandy Sloane naked. Brian pretty much attacks Sandy, and they kiss with passion as Brian hungrily explores every inch of Sandy, letting Sandy slide his dick into his gaping mouth. Sandy is very animated here, and after he has been sucked, he promptly goes to work on Brian, and is served a rowdy face-fuck. Brian then turns Sandy around and glides his tongue all over and up his ass. Sandy then pokes his little bum out in anticipation just before Brian fucks him -- the chemistry is palpable as they smooch up a storm. Brian's dick finds its way inside Sandy, in a couple of positions, but the scene ends with a surprise twist. After his aggressive fucking, Brian has a seat on Sandy's cock, and rides until he has shot all over the floor. He disengages and helps Sandy get off. It's exhilarating stuff.
In "Boner Boy," taut and tanned Brad Benton asks Lance a question about whether it's advisable to pop a boner in a communal shower. In Lance's imagination, he envisions what might happen. Brad finds himself naked with tall brunet Mark Cirriano, compact blond Chip Noll and virile daddy Kent Larson -- and, from the start, they cannot keep their hands off each other. In separate corners, Brad blows Chip as Kent does Mark. The camerawork is superb, the cocksucking expertly captured. As Brad swallows Chip's dick, Chip moves his mouth to Brad's tasty nether regions. For several minutes, erections are slobbered and asses are licked delectably, even as the four trade off partners. In one of the highlights, Kent sensually tweaks his nipples as he grinds his long pole into Chip's mouth. The fucking is also divine: Brad pokes Chip as Mark takes Kent's butt. They all seem completely into the action with realistic groans and grunts. Kent and Brad move to the floor, legs in the air, with their asses ready for penetration. Mark bangs Kent as Chip flip-flops with Brad. Mark cums, and after he ejaculates, he finger-fucks Kent to climax, who squirts cum all over his tanned belly. All four men sparkle, and Kent is absolutely ravishing.
In "Hooking for a Higher Education," Chris Bolt is an advice-seeking student-and-escort having an affair with his professor, Ben Archer. At one of their sessions, Ben, looking terrific in a suit and wire-rims, lets the much-younger Chris go to work on his boner. Chris slurps away on the hefty knob between Ben's legs before the favor is returned. Chris has discreetly brought along John Thomas to record the action with a video camera. John, however, gets aroused by the sexual antics and steps into the ring. They orally worship Ben's meat, pre-cum dripping everywhere, before Ben carnally munches on their butts. In a kinky touch, Ben brings out a dildo and stuffs it up Chris as John inhales Chris' dick. The double-donged dildo goes into both asses, and as they grind away, their asses touching and swallowing the toy, Ben jacks off. This is a scorching loop with Ben then plowing John aggressively. During this time, Chris lets John suck him, lifts up, and then lets Ben taste his cock as he is fucking John. The three-way closes with Ben placing Chris on his back, and shoving his cock inside as John sits on Brad's dick for a sweaty chain-fuck.
Lance, who has been whacking off as he reads the letters, gets a chance to relieve his tension. "Coming to Dinner" finds him teaming up with his boyfriend, Park Wiley, a brunet pretty-boy. They kiss, and then Lance's libido completely takes over: Park, stripped naked, pulls Lance's big cock out of his boxers, and blows. And blows and blows. Park is a Roto-Rooter sucker, taking Lance down to the root. Not to be outdone, Lance pushes Park up against a counter and delivers a mighty suck, too. After a robust 69, Park lets Lance plow his marvelous butt. Lance doesn't show those sweet cheeks much mercy, and Park is a dandy bottom. After they move through more positions, Park sits on Lance's lap and brings them both to climax.
Director Mike Donner has done himself proud with "Dear Dick." The sex scenes aren't rushed, he allows ample time for the intensity to build, and it's blessed with Lance Landers' presence. Sexually, he is very exciting, and quite adorable in his non-sexual performance, too, exuding confidence and charisma.
A Video Review by Max Southern
Americans just love reading advice columns. And in the GLBT community, we have our fair share of them as well. Filmed entirely on location in Chula Vista, this video is based on the concept that a guy named Dick, played by Lance Landers, receives mail from guys wanting advice regarding their love life, advice regarding sexual issues and maybe what color tie to wear for that day. But regardless of the questions, all are answered with great relief achieved by Dear Dick.
The first scene goes to a bathroom where Sandy Sloane is refreshing himself when his lover Brian Handcock walks in and is in the mood. Clothes come flying off, the two take turns fucking each other, and both are hung like horses. A big blast of cum spurts all over the two toilet tramps.
Mark Cirriano has his own problem that he needs Dicky to solve. He can't prevent getting an erection when he is in the shower room at the local health club. So, "...when in Rome, do as the Romans do!" He sports this huge piece of meat that he could probably bat softballs with. He is in the shower with Chip Noll, Kent Larson and Brad Benton. Twink boy Noll and Benton flip-flop fuck and suck in this video. But it's when boner boy Cirriano bends the bottom Larson over that all sexual hell breaks loose. A plethora of lust of the flesh just makes it necessary to shower off again. But, hell, some people believe that a good workout stimulates one to be very horny. Cum drops drip all over the place as the foursome disperses.
Local Chicagoan porn star Ben Archer apparently hires two rent boys to come over and cum. John Thomas and Chris Bolt are hooking for a higher education and are in for the ride of their lives when it comes down to daddy Archer. The boys get into a circle suck, which is great, with their big cocks getting saturated with saliva. Then Archer plays with the boys' asses for a while; he eats them and then shoves a double-headed dildo up Thomas and Bolt's ass. Seeing these two dong fuck each other with their asses cheek-to-cheek is just fucking hot! Woof! Archer eventually gets to penetrate the boys, and cum shots ensue.
It's time to close up shop for the day and come to dinner. Lance Landers tops his boyfriend, Park Wiley, and I must say that these guys don't waste any time getting right down to cooking a nice cock-and-ass casserole. Landers flops his humongous manhood in Wiley's face, and it's just too much bait for him to not nibble at it. After the boys have 69ed, Landers plows his way deep into Wiley's tight, begging asshole. This pair is hot! Best couple action in the entire video. Big, saved up loads fall gently onto Wiley's body, but by the time they're done, they're too tired to think about food. This video had its really good moments, but I must point out to the technical staff that the editing was fair and could use a little more attention to detail. Plus, lighting in one spot and camera positioning was clumsy and awkward.
- Chris Coty