It's a wonder that the rowdy cowhands and hillbillies of "Cow-Poke" get any work done. They seem to spend every bit of their time having sex with each other. On this particular day, ranchers Jack Angelino and Ray Stone are worried about a visit from the ranch owner's son, Andy Hunter, who has heard about the hanky-panky going on at the farm.
Steve Hurley has been instructed to check on the construction inside a bunkhouse. There he finds cowboy Jack Van Dean with his hands full -- of his cock. Steve gets aroused, rubs his underarms and sniffs the perspiration as he watches. Just when Jack is ready to blow, Steve interrupts. After an awkward silence, Steve walks over and goes to town on Jack's already swollen prick. Jack has a muscular and fuzzy body, and scrapes some of the sweat off of his chest and gives it to Steve. His cock is uncut and Steve nibbles on the foreskin and works his finger inside. When Steve is ready to have his own billy club tasted, Jack teases him a while by licking along the sides, before sticking it deep down his throat. This is a raunchy scene, with lots of sweat, pre-cum eating, hands in mouths and Jack's rear stuck right in Steve's appreciative face. Steve rims his butt then sinks his finger inside just before he mounts him. Jack is a verbal bottom who gets into dirty-talk, yelling: "Fuck, me, daddy!" And director Peter Romero expertly captures the action, both in long-shot and with close-ups from below. Steve even sticks his sweaty bandana in Jack Van Dean's mouth as they fuck. Steve's money-shot is particularly lewd, he sprays all over Jack's stubbly face. When Jack Van Dean busts his nut later, he hungrily laps the cum off of his hands.
Jack Angelino decides to tell all the workers on the ranch that Andy is going to pay a visit so they won't get caught slacking off (or whacking off). Rico Suave and Jean Valjean are already mid-session, however. Lovely Rico has a bandana draped around his neck and Jean's meat draped inside his tonsils. Wearing a cowboy hat, Jack moans during Rico's thorough blowjob, then places himself on a bale of hale so that Rico can tongue his nether regions. Jean, taller and goateed with a thick accent, then pounds into Rico's asscheeks from behind. These two give new definition to "quickie" as their scene is quite brief.
Behind more closed doors, Danny Lopez and Carlo Cox go at it. They kiss passionately before Danny blows his partner to perfection, letting Carlo savagely face-fuck him. Like Steve Hurley, Carlo is a daddy type, with a hairy chest and rough-talking demeanor. Unlike Jean, though, Carlo isn't a do-me-only type, gulping Danny's uncut dick and stroking himself at the same time. Danny is an accommodating, exquisite bottom, one who seems more aroused the deeper the thrusts. They both keep their boots on for the pairing, with Carlo banging away, pulling out occasionally then storming in again. These two continue with Danny climbing atop Carlos and sitting on his erection. The camera focuses for a while on Danny's peachy butt squarely atop Carlo's dick. Carlo's subsequent climax is rather mild, but Danny delivers powerful squirts that land on Carlo's thigh.
When Andy Hunter arrives, he quickly finds Andrew Crew. It looks like he is about to scold him for slacking off, but it turns out the rendezvous was planned. Shortly after they lock lips, Hunter's breathtaking cock, always a spectacle to behold, comes out, devoured by Andrew like a man who hasn't gotten laid in months. Andy always seems almost boyish to me until he puts his dick into play and turns into a powerful sexual creature. As Andrew stands up, he grabs the back of Andy's head and lets him worship his dick. Shortly after, Andy slides his erection into Andrew, a very butch and fetching bottom, propped up against machinery. Andrew has a tanned physique that makes the slams against his butt even prettier to look at. He is another of this production's irresistible masculine types -- tattoos on his arm, buff chest. He takes Andy's stiff cock effortlessly with no look of displeasure. They move to the ground where Andy continues to grind into Andrew's muscular ass.
After Andy has packed up and left, Ray Stone and Jack Angelino celebrate. These two virile and buff guys look authentically like mountain men -- and fuck like 'em as well. Jack wolfs down Ray's thick prick, gobbling the slab. They trade off, and Jack is very precise at what he wants. "Do it slow," he tells Ray, who languidly rolls his tongue all over and under Jack's leaky cock. In a startling segue, we next see Ray's legs high in the air, split apart, Jack Angelino poking into him. It's a carnal sight, Ray has a fuzzy body, head to toe, and Jack even comments on his hot and hairy hole as his balls slap against Ray's cheeks. In a most surprising twist, top becomes bottom. Jack finds a bale of hay and offers his behind to Ray. Ray is a better bottom than top, but his dick looks good inside Jack's tight crevice. He is also the more demonstrative of the two, making noise, egging on his partner, while Jack is more subdued. The ending to the scene is a keeper: Jack and Ray kiss for the first time and shoot their gooey loads with their lips together.
An irresistible cast -- manly and ethnic -- puts the machismo into director Peter Romero's "Cow-Poke." And who said home on the range has to be dull?
A Video Review by Max Southern