WARNING!
Barrett Long
Barrett Long
Distributor | Released | Length |
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All Worlds Video | 2003 | 90 |
Pornographically speaking, it's hard to tell which sword in this military-themed tale is "The Real Sword," since there are so many candidates.
Soldier Sledge Sawyer comes home and immediately starts to touch himself in front of a mirror. He carefully doffs his clothing, revealing himself to be a good-looking guy with spikey light hair and big hands, and sporting one of those huge cocks I just mentioned. He wastes no time in getting his dick hard, playing with it confidently, keeping it close to the mirror, and the camera (which makes it seem even bigger, if possible). There isn't time spent on cock worship before Sledge cums and drifts off to sleep.
In the next scene, Sledge is in the locker room, being blown by adorable and chiseled Aussie. Mitch is also there, a smaller guy with dark hair, also with a nice dick to be sucked by Aussie. Aussie blows them both alternately, but impresses most when he takes them together. Not caring that Sledge is big enough on his own, he gorges himself way down the throat with both. Mitch takes over the blowing chores, going back and forth and letting Sledge face-fuck him, doing well with his free hands. Barrett Long appears, and immediately Sledge is willing to suck the newly-arrived piece of heavenly cock. Sledge grabs the dick with one hand and sucks well, taking notable time to please the foreskin. Barrett has balls that hang almost as low as the length of his shaft, so Sledge works on them as well. Meanwhile, Mitch is busy sucking Aussie in the corner, having an easier time of it, not having to attend to two at once. Barrett, of all people, is the bottom. It's good to know that this super-sized stud can take it just as easily as he gives it, and Sledge is a whopping big dick with which to prove his bottoming mettle. Perhaps having paid attention to all those lucky bottoms who have taken his bigness, he slides down Sledge's cock easily, taking it totally to the base, bobbing up and down with clean ease. There is a nice speed to his bouncing, his balls and cock swatting all over the place, at times even obscuring the action. Aussie comes over to blow Barrett as he continues his ride, with Mitch parking himself on the floor to suck Aussie. This is a gorgeous chain, with the suckers doing fine work and Barrett not losing any time with his bottoming. Sledge stands up to fuck Barrett, but his energy is a bit low and he quickly cums on Barrett's neck before the other two shoot around the same spot. Barrett has the best blast, shooting clear up to his pecs.
Christian Olsen and Speedy return from the movies where they discuss both hot chicks and dudes they've seen. Both are horny and don't mind peeling out of their jeans to show it. Tall and dark, Speedy has a slurp-worthy pecker, while muscular tanned beefy Christian's dick has nothing to apologize for either. They jack off for a bit before Christian's mouth finds its way to Speedy's dick. Christian parks a hand near the base and goes for broke with his mouth, leaving plenty of cock still untouched. That's how big Speedy is! Christian's big lips help in sucking well, remaining appropriately feisty the entire time. They switch places and Speedy turns out to be an agreeable blower. He gets less time on Christian's cock, but both seem to be twitching for the fucking, so we race ahead toward it. Christian is the top, and after a careful insertion, he takes Speedy in a manner befitting the latter's name. He plows away with a relentless drive, his own ass hotly pushing at his bottom. Close-ups show Speedy's ass stretching wide for this cock, which doesn't shy away from bounding all the way inside. They pick up speed and momentum as the fuck continues, both of them cooing warmly. Christian stands up and bends over taller Speedy, fucking him with the same intensity and passion.
Marine wrestling coach Walter Waters has promised to get his boys in shape for a wrestling tournament and leaves tattooed nipple-pierced Lance Landers to the job. In comes Speedy again and he and Lance tussle a bit. Barrett bounds in and takes over, playing with Speedy with the addition of strip wrestling. Soon enough, both are naked and in a 69 position where the battle of the big dicks is fun to watch. The sucking from both is very good, with Speedy using lots of energy as Barrett more elegantly parks a suck on Speedy's dick. Lance and Walt get hard watching, so Walt hits the floor to suck on Lance's dick. The 69 remains the focus of the attention, so Lance and Walt join the boys for a gorgeous circle-suck. All four participate equally, with everyone interested. Speedy plays bottom again, taking it first from Walt, while sucking Barrett and being sucked by Lance, who works just inches away from Walt's good pound-of-hair hairy ass. Walt is an adamant fucker, plugging away tirelessly until Lance takes over, keeping the oomph intact and doing so from the wackiest sideways position. How he does it, I don't know, but it sure looks fun. Then, it's finally Barrett's turn, and he also fucks Speedy sideways. Speedy's ass really takes a good punishment here, with Speedy loudly encouraging Barrett to fuck harder. Speedy, after being thoroughly stretched to the limit, plays cum-rag for everyone, with Barrett again providing the winner as Walt notes that he was talking about a wrestling exhibition, not wrestling exhibitionists!
It seems Barrett is leaving the military and goes to his round-faced brunet pal Danny to say goodbye. Well, why shouldn't they have a roll in the hay? So, Danny bounds down to his knees and worships Barrett's piece. Danny sucks Barrett pretty much the way everyone else did, with tons of caution but devotion in spirit. He makes sure to work the foreskin and the balls, having to balance the largeness with one hand or it will fall over. With no one else to take time from him, Danny is given oodles of screen time in which to enjoy Barrett's dick and then Barrett sucks Danny as well. We move on quickly to the rimming. Danny parks Barrett's tight cheeks and sticks his tongue deeply into Barrett's tight ass. It's good solid rimming. It's time for Barrett to invade Danny's ass and you can see the pained look on Danny's face as Barrett first pushes inside, so Barrett takes it nice and easy. He uses about half his shaft and works slowly, opening up Danny sweetly. Slowly, he works up a tad more speed and a scooping motion parks more cock inside the butt. They then work sideways on the bed for a tad before Danny surprisingly goes to ride on Barrett. Danny is actually much more impressive here, taking more of it and doing so without worry to his ass. Barrett has another gargantuan spray at the end, his best one so far, shooting all over Danny's hair.
I'm happy to crown Barrett Long as "The Real Sword." There are few others that size, so until someone else comes along with something bigger, let's enjoy the majesty of that huge cock. What makes Barrett fun is that he has a puppy-dog cuteness and isn't self-worshipful of his dick. He's rather shy, and lets everyone else enjoy him instead. And they sure do! Everyone here seems to be having a good time, sucking and fucking to the degree all these huge cocks allow.
A Video Review by Brent Blue
All Worlds' release The Real Sword is a sequel of sorts to producer/director Dirk Yates previous military-themed video The Naked Sword.
The Real Sword certainly doesn't mess with the horny-military-guys-fucking-around formula that Yates has successfully offered for decades. This premise is always exciting when fulfilled by models that seem to actually enjoy having sex with other men. Sadly, The Naked Sword seemed a perfunctory affair with nary a moment of genuine electricity.
I'm happy to report that The Real Sword is an improvement over it predecessor but still suffers from a lack of consistent sexual heat.
Yates discovery Barrett Long, who made his debut in The Naked Sword, moves front and center as he graduates from featured player to box cover star with his clean-cut, All-American face and uncut All-American beef. Long appears to be a star in the making as he recently signed on with industry heavyweight Falcon video and will no doubt find an even wider audience for his thick, young cock and tremendously low hanging balls. Long also displays at versatility throughout The Real Sword as he fucks one recruit, eagerly sucks another grunt and gets soundly fucked by his commanding officer in as many scenes.
Highlights of the video include a locker room four-way featuring tough-talking Sledge Sawyer, two short-haired and tight-bodied soldiers named Mitch and Aussie, and the ubiquitous Long. It's fun to see Sawyer sit himself on a bench and beckon Long and his growing hard-on to come closer for some serious cock worship. The temperature of the scene rises nicely when Long unexpectedly bends over and moans with pleasure as Sawyer rams his meat between our big-dicked star's willing ass cheeks. Mitch and Aussie relentlessly jerk themselves during the ensuing fuck session and add some welcome hot talk by urging Sawyer to fuck the apple-cheeked Long harder and harder. Sawyer is happy to oblige, and we're soon treated to several long ropes of hot cum from all three soldiers splashing on Long's back and shoulders.
Wrestling fans should fast-forward to the fourth scene, where newcomer Speedy is gang-banged by Long, Walt Waters and Lance Landers. Waters and Landers appear somewhat awkward at times during the subsequent group suck-and-fuck session, but the star of this segment is most certainly super-bottom Speedy. He sucks Landers and Waters like there's no tomorrow, and to my ears, those are real screams of pain and pleasure coming through Speedy's clenched teeth while Long plows him on the mat. Yikes!
The final duo between Long and Danny exemplifies both the positive and negative aspects of any Yates production. These two young studs are both attractive, yet refreshingly average guy-from-the-military-base-next-door men who are a welcome antidote to the overly muscular gym bunnies found in any number of gay videos. The problem with a lot of Yates' work stems from his wish to present "straight" military men having "gay" sex. In other words, Long and Danny may be enjoying a nice and wet mutual suck session in this final scene, but heaven forbid they show any sign of intimacy or enjoyment lest they appear "too gay." The subsequent lack of connection between the models drains the sexual potency from this and many other scenes in Yates canon.
Compare The Real Sword to some of the more recent military-themed videos from Yates protégé Dink Flamingo, and I think you'll understand. Flamingo's amateur men are not only prime slices of military-style beefcake but more often than not are clearly hungry for some hot and sweaty man-to-man sex.
It's a pity. I readily confess to having a penchant for the whole military scene and the accompanying undercurrent of sexual taboo, but The Real Sword is only marginally less dull than it predecessor.
- Matthew Cronin