WARNING!
Tag Eriksson
Lorenzo Vargas
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Jet Set Productions | 2004 | 120 |
Jason and Rico are discovered lying naked, except for their shorts, on a bed in the middle of a television stage set, locked in each other’s arms and making out. (The jury judging the scene for the contest consists of Tag Eriksson, Lorenzo Vargas and Alec Power. They are over to the side and are constantly commenting on the action.) Rico is working on Jason’s dick through his shorts. After juror Lorenzo shouts, “I want to see you suck him now!”, Rico pulls Jason’s shorts off and goes to work on him, giving him a long blow job. Juror Alec suggests Jason suck on Rico, so Jason takes Rico’s shorts off and goes down on him. The jurors seem to be calling the shots. When Tag tells Jason to fuck Rico, Jason immediately responds and fucks him, crouched down low, doggie-style. His dick slides in easily. Over at the judges’ table, the guys are getting hot just watching. Jason grabs Rico’s hair and really pounds his ass. Tag strips down to his shorts, gets his dick out and strokes it. He moves over to try Rico’s ass out for himself. Jason and Rico both go down on him and then alternate back and forth. Tag kisses Rico, and Jason kisses Tag. Rico goes down again on both his partners and then kisses them again. Tag moves behind Rico to hug him while he’s kissing Jason, working him from the rear. “Someone just fuck me already,” pleads Rico. He drops to his knees again, so that Tag can plow him doggie-style. Over at the juror’s table, Alec’s getting hot now too. As Tag continues to fuck Rico’s ass, Jason stands up on the bed, so Tag can suck his cock simultaneously. All three are dripping sweat. Rico now sucks on Jason as Tag continues fucking, picking up speed, slamming his dick further and further up Rico’s ass. All three jack-off, with both Jason and Tag shooting their loads on Rico, just before he himself cums.
It wasn’t supposed to be a solo, but when Vince’s partner Jim Jenson suddenly refuses to perform, they tell him to do a solo. Vince settles his almost naked body in a leather chair and goes at it. With his legs spread wide apart, Vince strokes his cock thru his underwear. He gets up, showing off his great muscular body in a full-length mirror and grabbing a handful of dick out of his shorts to jack-off. Naked now and sitting again, he strokes his big dick until he shoots a load of thick cum on his crotch. Tag admires what he sees, but insists that this contest is about sex, not solos.
And so Tag encourages Lorenzo to have sex with Derec. We next see him stretched out, wearing just his shorts and blindfolded. Derec, dressed similarly, takes a bottle of syrup and empties it over Lorenzo’s body and face. He licks a little and then adds jam to the mix. Derec then lies down and lets the now unblindfolded Lorenzo to squirt a bottle of syrup over him. He then licks some up, working on his emerging dick as well. Lorenzo pulls his suit and goes for Derec’s balls, and then his dick. Then Derec goes for Lorenzo, sucking on him and getting his suit off. Derec then squirts whipped cream over his body and into his mouth. As Tag jacks-off under the table, Lorenzo adds cream to Derec. Next comes oil, which they both add to their dicks and bodies. Tag pushes Derec into fucking Lorenzo. They couldn’t have licked all that goo up, but suddenly they are both cleaned up, and Derec fucks Lorenzo doggie-style. Both are kneeling as Lorenzo jacks-off and Derec fucks his ass. Lorenzo collapses on the bed, but Derec keeps right on fucking. Lorenzo rolls over on his back, and Derec rubs out a load on him. Lorenzo follows his lead and cums on himself.
Meddling again, Tag bribes Alec to come out of retirement and have sex with Ben Campezi. Immediately, we see Ben, hands in the air and shackled to a cross bar, dressed in leather straps and blindfolded. Alec is outfitted similarly and teases Ben’s body with a riding crop. Alec drops the pose to undo Ben’s hands, take off his blindfold, and get Ben’s dick out of his shorts to suck on it. He drops to his knees and gets it progressively bigger and bigger. Alec gets his dick out and lies back over a stack of floor mats to let Ben, who’s down on his knees now, suck on him. This time it’s Lorenzo who pipes up with, “Alec, you need to fuck Benie,” and in Alec goes. Ben is lying back on the mats, legs in the air, and Alec’s standing on the floor. “Fuck me, yeah,” says Ben as Alec pounds him. Then Ben stands on the floor, one knee up on the mats, to take Alec fucking now from the rear. “Fuck me hard!” Alec blows his load on Ben’s ass. Then Ben flips over on his back to jack-off and blast on himself.
Tag says he’s a friend of the producer’s, which entitles him to be in two scenes. Hot Ken Scott and Tag are discovered lying in each other’s arms and making out. Tag goes on his back, as Ken gets Tag’s big dick out of his shorts to suck. Tag cooperates and gets totally naked, so Ken can really do his thing. The jury is turned on again. Tag then goes for Ken’s dick, sucking it through his shorts as it gets bigger and bigger. His shorts come off, and Tag continues sucking on what is now beginning to resemble a torpedo. Tag manages to work his finger into Ken’s ass as he licks his balls and dick. Ken rises up on his knees, so Tag can lick and tongue-fuck his hole, really opening him up, widening his ass for fucking. Tag’s dick is bouncing up and down between his legs in hot anticipation of a hot fuck. “I want your dick,” Ken begs, and Tag replies, “Get me harder”. Tag lies back, so Ken can give him head. Then Ken gets on his knees again, spreading his legs, and in Tag goes. He spreads Ken’s legs ever wider and pounds his ass. Next Tag lies on his back, so that Ken can straddle him and drive Tag’s dick up his ass. Tag jacks him off as he rides. He then flips Ken on his back again for more fucking, legs in the air, and holding on to the wrought iron headboard. Tag finally pulls out, jacks-off and shoots over Ken. Tag tells him to go ahead and cum, but in an odd turn of events, Ken says he can’t. Tag tells him he can’t win if he can’t cum. It’s part of being a porn star. As a finale, the contestants line up, and the camera reviews them all. The judges confer, and the unanimous winner is – Jason Adonis! As the film comes to an end, so does the still game Ken Scott. He comes onstage in the shadows and out of the spotlight, he jacks-off and shoots his load. But it’s too late. The show is over.
Director Matthew Moore's "American Porn Star: Road to Hollywood" is a take-off on that age-old television staple: the talent contest. The twist here is that the talent ain't singing, à la "Star Search," or dancing, à la "Dance Fever."
Nope, these wannabes have to strip, suck and fuck to make it to the semi-finals. And the competition is fierce: Jason Adonis, Vince Taylor, Derec Lang, Ken Scott, Ben Campezi and Rico Suave use their masculine wiles to woo the judges in (and out of) their seats. Tag Eriksson, Lorenzo Vargas and Alec Powers are the judges, but have sex with the contestants (they don't have a conflict-of-interest rule, I guess), and Jason Sechrest emcees the T-and-A pageant, cracking wise for the audience and ogling the beefcake every chance he gets. The scantily-clad contestants strut their stuff for the judges, perform sex acts, then have a post-performance chat with Jason.
Contestant No. 1: Rico Suave has a three-way with judges Tag Eriksson and Jason Adonis. Rico is a smooth Latino cutie with juicy lips, which he uses to great advantage as he kisses and sucks both Tag and Jason handily, no small feat, given the big dicks he's fed. Tag and Jason kiss and suck each other as well, and then take turns fucking Rico doggy.
Contestant No. 2: Vince Taylor is a bodybuilder with a thick uncut cock. He beats his meat for the panel as he sits in a big leather chair. He pulls and pulls on the hard dick until he pops a huge load all over his washboard abs.
Contestant No. 3: Derec Lang is a hulk of man who has his way with judge Lorenzo Vargas, a macho Latino with a buzz-cut. They drizzle syrup and whipped-cream on each other, trade blows, and then Derec bounds into Lorenzo's smooth butt, fucking him but good for the two judges sitting behind the table.
Contestant No. 4: Italian hunk Ben Campezi lures gorgeous blond judge Alec Powers out from behind the table, trades blows with him, then gets fucked missionary and doggy on a padded bench.
Contestant No. 5: Ken Scott is handsome, hard-bodied and bubble-butted. He trades kisses and blows with judge Tag, then Tag rims his shiny pink hole with his tongue before fucking Ken all over the bed. This pairing is scorching, and the chemistry throughout is excellent. (Ken is unable to cum for the judges and is disqualified from the competition as a result. He does, however, return later to jerk off and delivers a major load.)
(Who wins? I won't ruin the surprise!)
A Video Review by Butch Harris
EXCERPT: March 15, 2005 (Associated Press) -- Ryan Seacrest ( http://RyanSeacrest.com ) has forced a gay porn version of "American Idol" ( http://IdolOnFox.com ) to change its look. "Celebrity Justice" ( http://CelebrityJustice.com ) reports that Seacrest sent his lawyer to talk to the lawyer for "American Porn Star" ( http://AmericanPornStar.tv ), which is the same as "American Idol," only the contestants are not singing, they're doing gay porn. The host's last name was even pronounced Seacrest, though his first name was Jason ( http://JasonCurious.com ). Seacrest's lawyer persuaded the porn producers to change the look of their show so no one would think it had anything to do with "American Idol."
I was sure that I never wanted to see another bad B-movie in my life after losing my role in Witchcraft 15: Devil Cow to that big-boobed, ass-kissing scream queen starlet, Stephanie Beaton -- but then I was assigned to review Jet Set Productions' American Porn Star and promptly changed my mind. Just like the best of the B-movies, American Porn Star is so "good" bad that you've got to love it. Jet Set cashes in on the reality television craze with this "attempt" to find -- you've guessed it -- the one and only American Porn Star. And while the competitive boys are truly beautiful -- their acting is weak and many of their sexual connections are even weaker still. Yet this movie is a hoot and a half. Yep! There haven't been so many great chests on display since Dolly Parton went all Rhinestone on our gay asses!
The movie is presented as a weekly series that travels from city to city, with a host played by Jason Seachrest. This particular episode, supposedly, takes them to our fair Windy City! Guys, we most definitely have not seen dudes like this walking down our streets on a daily basis! Anyhow, the show starts out with porn "star" judges Tag Eriksson, Alec Powers and Lorenzo Vargas overexaggeratingly rejecting contestants a la American Idol. This is the one vaguely insulting moment in the video. Many of the guys look like you and I (several are actually kind of hot) -- and while I can take a joke as good as the next queer -- porn is my moment for fantasy, and I don't want to be told I'm not good enough for a porn star that I may just be imagining being with. (Perhaps the producers should take note of this for the next go around.)
The first two "actual" contestants are Jason Adonis, who I believe is a bigger porn name than the actors playing the judges -- but that is just part of the absurd fun of this flick -- and Rico Suave. Adonis is a truly monstrous beauty of a young man a gay Frankenstein's ultimate creation and that is exactly how he acts. He goes through the motions -- sucking cock, lightly kissing, getting orally serviced and fucking but he seems to just be connecting the dots. There is no true passion there. Despite that, though, he is lovely to watch, and I, among many others, probably would pay to get my hole banged as mechanically as Suave's is. Adonis could be the new phrase word for "hot," but he just needs to loosen up and enjoy himself more. It probably doesn't help much that all the partners in all the scenes are directed to look directly in the camera and grin broadly, -- to help them win the contest, of course, -- no matter what act of sex they are involved in. It kind of takes away from the moment. Once again, all part of the goofy fun of this thing, I find. Still, the judges seem thrilled, and, as they do throughout the entire movie, they over-telegraph this with wide eyes and big lascivious hand movements. In fact, Judge Eriksson is actually so turned on that he jumps into the action. Paula Abdul never goes that far, huh? Eriksson actually seems at ease and enjoys himself. He genuinely likes being there and is fun to watch. But despite everything, for pure beauty alone, Adonis does steal the show this go round.
Vince Taylor gives us the pleasure of his company next. His solo routine is just that routine. He is beautiful, though, and I would give away my lifetime supply of Mop N' Glo for just one load of his thick hot cream on my kitchen floor!
Derec Lang and judge Vargas then engage in the wildest scene of this flick! They cover each other with maple syrup, jelly and whipped cream, and then roll around, sucking and licking at each other, just like sexy pigs in the holler! There is truly some imaginatively slippery stuff at work here, and for anyone with the slightest taste for some sweet kink, this is the rendezvous for you!
Leather-lite is the word for the next scene involving Ben Campezi and judge Powers. There is nothing too original here, but Powers is artfully energetic and gives Campezi a good, ball-slapping ride! This is my favorite actual fuck of the film, and I could waste a few hours dreaming over Powers' nice cock, strong rhythm and nasty handle on vocabulary!
Eriksson must have been glad for that bowl of Wheaties in the morning, because he gives it another go around with the cute Ken Scott in the film's final scene! Eriksson truly ravishes Scott's ass with an eager tongue and then gives him a bunny fucking that he won't soon forget. Scott is the film's most vocal bottom and is definitely into the proceedings, so it is a nice way to end things out. In fact, this scene could probably tie with Powers' for hottest fuck of the bunch!
And, for all of you who haven't spoken to your Aunt Betty since she gave away the ending to The Sixth Sense, don't worry! I won't tell you who the winner of the contest is. You'll just have to pick up this enjoyable lark to find out -- all by yourself.
- Christian James