Director Conny Haller's "Avalanche" takes place during the winter in a hotel where a group of friends and acquaintances are snowed in and decide to fuck. What better way to warm the cockles of your heart and the heart of your cock?
Our first encounter with the guests is a quartet in a sauna where the language is broken English, but the cocks are each in one long piece. Here we have three Hungarians, the intriguingly named and tattooed Kid, a handsome jock type, sidling up to the bleach-blond Lorenzo, and giving him a hearty blow, as Pimpa, an exotic baby-faced military type, has his crotch tidied up by the ravenous Austrian Maxl Schneider, who looks like a quintessential Nordic skier. These beautifully tanned guys are all over each other's cocks. When the fucking starts, Lorenzo pounds Maxl so hard that the close-ups show the lube spurting and dripping out of Maxl's hole in rivulets. Kid is a fabulous bottom, taking Pimpa in a variety of positions until all four are ready to blow. Maxl is the recipient of a cum-bath from the other three, much of it in his face. Good thing they're in the sauna. (They can wipe off the sticky goo and keep the rest of the guests from hearing their uncommonly loud roars.)
Lorenzo passes by the kitchen on his way back to his room, towel wrapped around his waist, and catches the eye of the cook, Rick Swenson, a buzz-cut German who looks like he stepped out of an amateur military fuck flick in San Diego. Dressed in a white apron over his T-shirt and tight black shorts, Rick shows that he is not hungry for the food he's cooking, but rather what is cooking between Lorenzo's legs. Rick proceeds to gorge on said bone. Rick has a fabulous oval-shaped ass and, even though he spends some time licking and rimming Lorenzo's similar orbs, it's his rear that we're anticipating will be plowed. Lorenzo pulls his shorts down and fucks him wildly doggy, missionary, face-to-face, and then a reverse sit-fuck. Close-ups and overhead shots enhance sex that ends with Lorenzo's wad on Rick's lips.
Rick goes back to making soup, chopping carrots and such. The beautiful dark-haired Czech Nick Davo drops by, a waiter wearing a gold lamé T-shirt. Nick and Rick kiss, proceed to do interesting sexual things with each other's cocks, some carrots, and their cocks. Nick is a beautiful dead-ringer for famed French film star Alain Delon. Nick is the top, pulling Rick's black shorts down to give us another look at his great ass, and then he fucks Rick all over the kitchen in a variety of positions, pausing only to allow Rick to add ingredients to the soup from time to time. Both add their cream to the soup in the end. Mmm. Mmm. Good. Send some up to my room, garçon!
In the hotel lounge, Kid has joined the beefy Czech Robert Wild and his diminutive baby-faced country mate Eric Weber for a joint and a couple of beers -- and some public sex. Here we have two solidly built studs and a little stud puppy, each pulling equal weight, in a scene where hunger for cock is exceeded only by the intensity of pure man-to-man contact. These guys look like they're having sex under the influence and it gives the scene a heady almost ethereal air filled with sweat and longing. Robert and the Kid get into a particularly heavy oral exchange of beer as Eric is fucking the beseeching Kid missionary on a table. Robert then replaces Eric, but soon bends over doggy to take Kid's cock up his ass while sucking Eric's fine piece of meat. Finally, the two big studs throw Eric on his back on another table, and Kid fucks the living daylights out of him before they all cum together.
In the bar, a beautiful Spaniard, Ricky Santerre, is being cruised by Pimpa as Nick, the waiter, gets a room-service call. Ricky and Pimpa were ignoring Nick anyway, so they proceed to undress, fondle, and kiss. Built like a toreador with a lithe body, taut tush, and fabulously thick cock, Ricky finds his penile match in Pimpa whose bull-sized dick makes it almost all the way down the Spaniard's throat before the Hungarian hulk samples some of Ricky's chorizo. Pimpa offers his luscious hole to Ricky for a taste or two, but it's Ricky who needs his tuft stuffed, so he gets it doggy over the bar stool, missionary on a bench (great close-ups of Ricky's hairy crotch and hard, flapping boner), before they splurge, spilling gobs of cum all over Ricky's slightly hairy chest.
Meanwhile, Nick climbs the stairs with a glass of beer on a tray and hears panting and moaning. And why shouldn't there be? Above, Hungarian Joyee Triviano is chomping down most lovingly on Robert Wild's big kielbasa. Joyee looks like a cross between younger versions of Hollywood actor Willem Dafoe and porn star Sam Crockett. And when he offers his cock to Robert, it's a feast for the eyes as well as tonsils, a perfectly upturned honker that his buddy eats accordingly. Robert soon takes Joyee's ass doggy over the balcony rail, and then gets some fuck action up his hole by going for a sit-ride on Joyee until each spills seed. Robert's thick spurts cling to his piss-hole as more is pushed up, sort of like lava forcing its way through a narrow opening in a volcano. Hot.
Sounds of sex once again distract Nick, this time coming from a room behind him -- three hot hunks are doing delicious things to each other. Nick bends down to look through the keyhole where he spies gymnast-built, jockstrap-clad Hungarian cutie Peter Bizanci kissing the incredibly hot German jock Lucas di Fubbiano (hey, I don't give them their names!), whose tighty-whities may be the hottest intro in the flick. It is a wonderful sight. Lucas is a dead-ringer for Czech porn star Vilem Cage, though a bit darker and his nose-ring can be a little distracting, but this man is hot for cock. Also present is Maxl Schneider from the sauna scene, and his adoration of Peter's pucker is deliciously framed to show his tongue making its way as far up as heaven will allow. Maxl stands up, and Lucas becomes the protagonist, he leans over to grab Maxl's cock in his throat as Peter does to Lucas' butthole what Maxl did to Peter's. Peter then sits back-to-front on the prone Maxl's protruding pole as Lucas polishes Peter's pecker. This man is crazy for cock, and proves it by sitting on Maxl's pole face-to-face and inviting Peter to join in, so that we have a rollicking double-fuck on the bed with a man who could not be more ruggedly handsome or emblematic of a stereotypical top getting pummeled mercilessly. Lucas finally gets on his knees to take Maxl once again while sucking Peter madly. Peter spills a fabulous stream all over Lucas' face and hair, quickly leaves, and Maxl turns Lucas over and finishes him off missionary as Lucas holds his ankles and Maxl pours out a huge load of cream.
Nick, almost exhausted from the entertainment, finally delivers the beer to the room of cutie Eric Weber, who is on the bed in his robe as he fondles his fat cock in anticipation of tipping the waiter more than a Swiss franc or two. Nick finds this pretty upturned piece of meat just the kind of midnight snack he needs and flops on the bed to sample it. Licking, kissing and really sucking the cock and balls as the baby-faced Eric wallows in an oh-my-gosh-I-can't-believe-this! trance. After taking a few tastes of Nick's cock, Eric slides under the waiter, and they slip into an all-exploring 69 that features some great close-ups of cock adoration. Nick then stands Eric up on the bed and, against the wall, fucks him doggy (his nicely tanned body is a sharp contrast to Eric's pale taut one). Eric slips down into a back-to-front sit-fuck, and is finished off sidesaddle. Both spill big loads and kiss their way to sleep.
"Avalanche" is a distinct surprise, and a very hot one. The exceptional talent of majordomo Conny Haller is complemented by a superior crew, which includes former Czech porn star Pavel Dubcek, the videographer, and an enthusiastic cast of sex pigs who give themselves and this reviewer nothing but joy.
DVD features: The full-length feature; interactive menus; chapter selections; and a slide-show gallery.
A DVD Review by Bo Champion