Director Dirk Yates follows up his terrific Tales From the Foxhole with another fun tale laced with humor and sizzling sex. This time, the main character is alcohol, used as an amnesiac aphrodisiac, causing the players to "forget" who they are and engage in man-on-man sexual activities that obviously could only happen when they were drunk.
First off, I have to say that I started out watching this video in a cranky mood. The reason: I hate, absolutely HATE (please note the capitalization, folks) when videos show brief sneak peeks of the video you're about to see. This one does that, all the way through the credits. And it's the good highlights, too. I almost felt like "Hey. I don't need to watch the movie now, I've seen all the best parts."
All right, so I cooled off.
The first scene has private Tom Adams on a late night watch. Nothing exciting is happening until Sarge Dean Phoenix arrives, complete with a bottle of hooch. Adams is a cute college jock-type, with a cocky little grin and dreamy dark eyes, and Phoenix looks better than I've ever seen him, complete with sexy buzz cut. Phoenix proceeds to get Adams schnookered and then takes advantage of the boy. The result is a fine all-oral encounter that even has them spitting the liquor to each other before Phoenix buries his tongue in Adams' ass.
The next scene, however, is the best, hands down. College cuties Chip Noll and Brad Hanson are awaiting the arrival of their foreign exchange student roommate, Javier Duran. Duran eventually shows up, muttering Spanish (or whatever they speak in Argentina) and literally taking over the room, dismantling pictures to place a flag and singing in his foreign (but very sexy) tongue as Noll and Hanson stare incredulously at him. Duran eventually pulls out his own private bottle of dynamite and soon has both roommates, now drunk, falling all over him. The sex between the three is terrific as both Noll and Hanson go down on Duran, who coos them on with that sexy foreign talk of his. Ultimately, Duran fucks both roomies, and at one point, a fantastic daisy chain occurs as Duran fucks Hanson while Hanson is inside Noll. It is a hot, hot scene that showcases the threesome's best talents, including their acting abilities. Duran is just priceless.
Cute but drunk Aaron Klein is taking a leak against the side of a building when officer Dave Nelson appears and catches him. Nelson is then allowed to talk way too much before forcing Klein to suck his dick and eat his ass. Klein then climbs on top of Nelson's nightstick, both literally and figuratively.
The final scene is another hot one and features Leo Lyons, that sexy marine in Foxhole, Brian Handcock, Jack Bailey and Bobby Parks as sailors on shore leave. They wander into a bar, start a bar brawl (led by the wonderfully butch director Mike Donner in an uncredited cameo) and hide. Once the barroom is cleared, the men emerge from their hiding place and go to work on the whiskey. Of course, they are all soon in a drunken coma except Handcock, who happily sucks each of his buddies in turn before riding Lyons' meaty cock. There's something very sexy about Lyons - he's very real, very sexy. And Handcock seems to enjoy the ride up to a point. The other two simply jack off over the action, but they're both hunks, so they're forgiven. They all produce mammoth spooge shots.
Yates does it again as he delves into the world of hard core features. He fills his video with hot sex (the dorm scene is a shoo-in for some Grabby nominations), hot men (ditto Duran for his frenzied foreigner) and great humor.
Waking up next to a stranger has never been more appealing.
- Jeremy Spencer
If "God, Was I Drunk" (1999) isn't the most popular excuse as to why a straight guy has sex with another man, we're not sure what is. Director Dirk Yates takes advantage of this phenomenon and spins an entire flick around it. Various straight men get drunk and have sex. Plain and simple.
Two Marines, Tom Adams and Dean Phoenix, get bored by a Jeep and decide to do a little drinking. One thing leads to another, and both men find themselves sucking cock. Then Tom gets his ass incredibly rimmed and well worked over by Dean before both pop messy loads.
Next, in a dormitory setting, Brad Hanson and blond twink Chip Noll are awaiting the arrival of their new roommate. Neither knows who he is, or where he's from. Turns out, it's Javier Duran, a Latin pretty-boy who doesn't seem to speak a lick of English. Javier spends the scene spewing out Spanish and a good deal of time serving up what looks to be either vodka or tequila to the other men. Eventually, they get naked and start to suck each other off. Javier ends up aggressively topping Chip, and, at one point, the three men form a fuck-sandwich, with Brad in the middle.
Somewhere in an alley, the drunk, and drop-dead gorgeous, Aaron Klein stumbles around until cop Dave Nelson shows up. As it would happen, blond hunk Dave feels the urge to force Aaron into sucking him off. Then the much bigger Dave tops slim crew-cut Aaron in various positions on and around the squad car.
At a bar, seamen Leo Lyons, Brian Handcock, Jack Bailey and Bobby Parks get drunk and pass out. Of course, one of the guys, Brian Handcock (cute name, by the way), starts to paw at the other guys' packages. Eventually, everyone wakes up, realizes what is going on, and no one objects, either. Brian ends up sucking every cock he can. Cute Leo ends up topping Brian, while Jack and Bobby watch.
"God, Was I Drunk" features a number of great-looking military guys, with a few civilians scattered about for good measure. Production values are all on-target for the flick. This is a worthwhile effort, especially the adorable Leo Lyons, the great pairing of Aaron Klein and Dave Nelson, the spunky Javier Duran, and the always-enjoyable military brat Tom Adams.
DVD features: The full-length feature; interactive menus; chapter selections; slide-show gallery; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Keith Bryan