Director Jett Blakk's "Tag! You're It!" is balls-to-the-wall from start to finish. The plot is all about Tag Adams, already an established favorite of mine, playing an assistant to a director on a porn flick who is desperate to get into the action. Think Lucy Ricardo with the actual talent to get into the show.
Over the credits, hairy beefy Ulizes Carpelli and suave dark Antonio York are going at it. We see them in their full splendor: Antonio with a great fuzzy chest and a solid long cock and Ulizes with a masculine muscular body. The blowjobs are lusty and exciting. We see Ulizes' pink ready hole begging for a fuck and soon enough he gets it. They register the action on their faces, we know they are having a grand time. Ulizes then sits on Antonio to ride, with the fuck at full blast. They deliver their big cum-shots, and it is then revealed that all of this has been a filmed porn scene directed by Dillon Press.
Dillon's assistant is Tag Adams, whom he keeps calling Tim, an unnoticed man around the set who is there merely to fetch towels for Ulizes and Antonio. Tag wants to be a porn star, but he is invisible to Dillon. Dillon has problems that are more pressing on his mind. His star, Nick Young, for starters, who is, to say the least, temperamental. Nick balks at porn, which Dillon refers to as "a film with sex scenes," but it doesn't sway Nick, who wants a huge salary. "You frustrated filmmakers think that we can memorize pages of dialogue and have sex with people you wouldn't even touch when you're 60 and desperate!" Nick fires off at Dillon in the flick's most outrageously hysterical line, courtesy of one-liner master Jett Blakk. Well, of course, there is a way for Dillon to soothe Nick's attitude. Nick makes Dillon blow him, and that does the trick. Dillon, sporting an elaborate kimono, hits his knees and sucks Nick's thrillingly long uncut cock, Dillon's face turning red as he works his magic. Dillon then rims Nick's bubbly ass, Dillon's face fitting nicely in Nick's ass. Nick then goes down on Dillon. Dillon fucks Nick on the floor, looking as if he's grinding into him with all his might. Nick's rolled in half with Dillon licking his toes as he powerfully blasts at him. After a brawny doggy-fuck, Dillon and Nick both cum.
Tag really wants a chance, so he goes to make-up man Steven Richards for advice. Steven tries to convince him out of it while he tends to model John Marcus' face. When Tag leaves, John asks for Viagra, Steven says he has none, but agrees to help John get hard "as long as you don't mess up your make-up." Long of torso and handsome of face Steven goes down for some cocksucking, replete with lascivious gulping, his head bobbing up and down mercilessly. John's head is thrown back in ecstasy. John then gets to suck Steven with the ball-licking shown up close beautifully. Steven then tops John up against a table, and always the workaholic, Steven clenches his butt and grabs onto John's shoulders as he rams his way at the bottom. John then sits and rides. John is the first to cum, and the veins popping out on Steven's head show he hard he works for his blast.
Dillon is shooting a video scene using deliciously intense hairy Andy Dill and Nick Young. The scene very cleverly starts with Andy sucking Nick. Nick complains that Andy isn't giving him good head and clomps off the set after Andy has a great smart-ass remark for him. Tag is there. "Here's your shot, get in there," Dillon tells him! Suddenly Tag's crotch is poised at Andy's face and Tag softly says: "Use me." A suddenly spry Andy jumps up and forces Tag to his knees, so starting the most energetic scene yet. Tag lets loose a series of honest gags that prove how far down his throat Andy's cock slides. Tag's face is full of saliva and you know he's been working up a storm. Parker Williams has been filming the scene and Nick Capra doing still photographs, and both of them are excited by what they see and hear as Tag gives an enormously focused and fervent oral performance. Nick and Parker approach like horny vultures and unleash their cocks at Tag's face. He marvelously attends to all three, smashing his face at their torsos while holding onto the unsucked cocks. The gagging sounds are multiplied by three, thank goodness! Andy and Nick take a moment to help Tag in the sucking, but Tag is really the force here. Nick starts to eat Tag's ass, and Andy joins him in that glorious white round receptacle (one of porn's best) as they fight their way into it. Tag then dives down to suck Andy and Nick together. Parker sweats up a puddle jamming his finger around Tag's ass and again Andy can't stay away from that butt, so he helps. The fucking starts with Andy rocking into Tag, who is begging for it loudly. Nick comes next, his usual energetic self, and then Parker takes over, enveloping the energy from the other two and building on it. The shots of Parker are great, as they show Tag in the middle of the guys, his face twisted in wild lust and his abs crunched in a knowing position. After Parker finishes, they stand Tag up against a crate and everyone goes again. They are maniacal in their blasting power at Tag's ass, and the intensity is crazy. Tag is thrown on the mattress to be the cum-rag.
"That's my new star!" Dillon beams in the end. Well, DUH! Shame on you, Dillon, for not noticing the peppy sexbomb sooner. Tag oozes sex just be walking in a room, but we have to wait to see him unleash it. Mind you, all the scenes are exciting, but the final scene is astounding, and Tag is the centerpiece.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; trailers ("The Haunted House on Sex Hill," "The Bombardier," "Sex Psycho," "Warehouse," "Money Shot" and "Ryker's Web"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue