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Distributor | Released | Length |
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Sweat Shop Video | 2005 | 120 |
How many porn scenes have you watched where some big strapping guy throws over some smaller guy or tosses his legs in the air and fucks the hell out of him? With "Squirt," the idea is finally turned on its head. The smaller guys (all 5'8" or under) take topping control of the oak tree men here (all over 6'0"). "Short people ain't got no reason to live." Screw you, Randy Newman. Director Jett Blakk says that as long as they have a dick and a willing ass to put it in, they have plenty of reasons to live! With a shaved head and a thick dark goatee, Sean Steele is all business in his suit when perky really cute Corbin Michaels (the woof-worthy guy on the box cover in the great pose) comes in to ask about a promotion. Corbin apparently isn't going to get the job because he's too small! He is understandably upset, and so are the non-towering cleaning guys in the office, Mario Cruz and Alex Bana. Alex starts to vacuum and Mario empties the trash, much to Sean's annoyance. They stick up for Corbin, ominously ganging up on him and pushing him to the desk. Tight-as-sin Mario and lean hottie Alex are gruff in showing Sean what littler guys can do. Alex slams Sean's face at Mario's gigantic plump dick and gets Sean it all the way down the dick. Sean gives the curved piece an exciting wet blowjob, with forceful face-fucking from Mario to hammer it all in. He moves to Alex's fat cock with the same interest, gobbling to the max. Mario is on his knees next taking Alex as Sean undresses. Alex seems to really enjoy himself alternating between Mario's dark cock and Sean's ramrod straight lighter one. Mario tops Sean's pale ass first, ramming into him with major force, looking as hot as possible doing it. Alex has his dick stuffed down Sean's throat to make sure all he can do is murmur in delight. The hip grinding stylish fuck Mario gives is the scene's thrilling highlight. Alex takes Sean doggy with a very fast very angry fuck that finds Sean sucking Mario (standing on his toes, the camera notes). Alex's hypnotic ball-slapping fuck has so much power and things only end when Mario is ready to park a strong load on Sean's goatee. Sean has an impressive shot and Alex drips last. Corbin is decorating his Christmas tree and asks the advice of pal Jack Sanders, who rather snidely teases Corbin about not being able to hang the top ornament. "Short guys just aren't imposing enough." Corbin grabs Jack's crotch and promises to show him just how imposing he can be. The petite beefcake has Jack biting through his jeans and licking his very toned stomach to get to the cock inside. Corbin has quite a sizeable one and Jack gulps it down easily. Corbin is clearly in charge of things, slapping Jack's face with his dick and grinding away at his mouth, but Jack handles it all like a good soldier. Though it's not going to be used, it's worth noting that Corbin has one hell of an ass on him. Corbin sucks Jack's extra large cock with total determination and is pretty much able to deep-throat it, those sexy eyes peering up at his victim with such knowing talent. When Corbin sticks a finger inside Jack, the latter snaps: "Dude, I don't get fucked." Within seconds, Corbin has flipped Jack onto all-fours and is sliding his cock into him. He may not bottom often, but with a sterling top like Corbin, I would bet he'll be doing it again soon. Corbin has oodles of confidence as he opens Jack up with strong thrusts. The camera shoots from the most flattering position, showing how wonderfully hot Corbin is, having nothing to do with his size. By the time Jack is on his back, Corbin has silky easy entry in and out of his ass, so he goes at him with even more power. Corbin dumps a nice load on Jack's stomach an then Jack cums. The final decision about the promotion lies with Dillon Press, who is naked jacking off in a tub when sideburned tattooed Johnny Law comes to speak in Corbin's behalf. Dillon is desperate for Johnny's dick, but Johnny makes him promise to consider Corbin before he can touch it. Naturally, Dillon complies and then wraps his hand and mouth around Johnny's cock. The giant Dillon stays firm on his knees just like anyone sucking a dick they are dying for would, and gives the uncut piece a clever very friendly blowing. Dillon sits on the tub and has Jason suck his meaty dick, and the two keep to their roles: Dillon the desperate horny bastard and Johnny the controlling partner. Johnny is amazingly able to deep-throat Dillon, no easy task for anyone. This is a very hot section and Johnny owns it. Dillon then delights in rimming Johnny, digging in deep between the cheeks and then makes the mistake of assuming he's going to fuck it. "Now it's time for me to show you what real leadership skills are!" Johnny angrily retorts before fucking the massive Dillon. Dillon eagerly slides his ass way down the cock and allows Johnny full and complete access to his ass. To combat the height discrepancy, Dillon does a lot of backing up on Johnny, but hell, why should the top have to do all the work? When Johnny is active, he's capable and forceful, but Dillon is an equal partner and they have a lot of fun together. Dillon sits and rides on Johnny (and see, he's not crushing him, so there's another myth debunked), slamming up and down at top speed. Dillon shoots in this position and then sneaks under Johnny to take his cum-shot all over his face. Corbin gives his sales pitch to handsome brunets Dick James and Jason Crew, who initially want to speak to someone else. "I'm fully equipped to handle the both of you," he snaps as he whips out his luscious boner. Dick is on it in an instant as Jason jealousy waits his turn. There's plenty there for both of them. They are greedy with it, which is all good since they can both handle a big dick with perfect ease. And once again, Corbin is shot to highlight those juicy shapely abs and it all looks mouthwatering. Jason stays on Corbin and Dick gets to blow Jason. The big guys play very well at the feet of the littler one and everyone forgets all about height in order to sex it up as best as possible. Jason has particular fun blowing Corbin very aggressively. Dick and Jason switch, with Jason just as excited for Dick's pecker. Eager as ever, Jason and Dick share Corbin once again before Corbin hits his knees and sucks them. They are both sporting big ones, but the super talented Corbin sucks them with passion. He even fits them both in his mouth together. He's totally on fire. The sucking chores return to Jason and Dick sharing the truly imposing Corbin, but not for long. Corbin gets on a table with Dick sliding up and down his cock, Jason parked on Corbin's face. Dick, rock solid, bounces somewhat tentatively, but he soon gets used to Corbin's size. Corbin then fucks Jason missionary, with Jason sucking Dick. Corbin is back to his forceful commanding topping style. Corbin gets more rabid as Jason threatens to cum, and the latter unloads a huge shot on himself. Dick lands one on Jason's arm and then Corbin sprinkles on Jason's pubes. Not only does Corbin get his job, but boy does he get the job done! Friends, Brent Blue is coming out. You may have guessed it by now, but I ... someone get Barbara Walters, I'm about to cry ... am ... I never thought I'd be doing this in public ... a ... here it comes: Vertically-challenged American! There, I've said it. I'm short! Ah, what a relief. And, being this way, I had extra reason to appreciate "Squirt," but if I had been 6'7", I know I still would have found this devilishly cute flick a dream. It's filled with great sex and hunky guys, particularly the sizzling Corbin Michaels, who have a lot of fun with the central theme. However, adorable and fresh though the idea is, it wouldn't work without simply hot sex. When a dick is in an ass, does the size of the man attached to either sexual organ really matter? It's all about the quality, and "Squirt" has that in large doses. *** Highly Recommended *** DVD Review Courtesy of Brent Blue, ManNet.com