No little people were harmed in the making of this film. "Twink Peaks" is not a "Twin Peaks" redux or a porn spoof. As Sigmund Freud said (I'm paraphrasing here), "Sometimes a cigar is just that -- a cigar." Nothing clever or cute in the title; the peaks here are the kind you ski down, the snowy landscape littered with cute Euro-bunnies frolicking in the white stuff.
Patrick, Johan and Chad are knee-deep in powder, spiritedly tussling about, making mischief with snowballs. Bored and exhausted, they head indoors. The burden of stripping out of all that snow gear is lifted when the scent of sex hits the air. I can't think of a better way to warm up than a mutual wank. These guys sprawl out across from one another and lock eyes while giving their uncut pricks slow strokes. When Patrick gets bored, he strides over to Johan and puts dick smack in his face. The ice officially broken, all three guys are free to suck and lick to their heart's content.
Chad makes the mistake of leaving his asshole exposed, and Patrick seizes the opportunity to fuck a buddy. Chad hardly seems to mind; he just picks up the pace on Johan's cock, sucking with new energy. Not one to pass on hot ass, Johan and Patrick switch up, passing conspiratorial glances over Chad's shoulders. After they've had their fill of fuckin', the horny trio line up in a row on the settee, nibbling on each other's ears, each trying to help the other get off.
After a full day of snowboarding, Johan and a buddy with a hot, tight military haircut abandon their equipment, calling it a day. Johan, a stacked, unassuming fellow responds to his friend's nasty sex glare by offering his prick for sucking. In his square-cut blue briefs, Johan's cutting quite a figure, and the other model takes his time rubbing and caressing the growing bulge in the front of Johan's drawers. All that slow and careful teasing is rewarded by several inches of throbbin' cock, which is expertly serviced. Johan places the flat palm of his hand on the back of his buddy's head, offering firm encouragement. With barely a moment for the viewer to catch his breath, the boys quickly transition and start the fucking. I wouldn't have pegged Johan for a bottom, but there he is, getting sweetly cornholed. He even manages a hearty grin in between groans and pants. It's only when the lad with the sexy buzz-cut leans back onto his haunches, on the brink of blowing his load, can we fully appreciate just how beautifully sculpted this man's body is.
Placed between the second and third vignette is a long interlude of the guys riding ski lifts, sashaying down some small hills, and wiping out in a heap of laughter. Back at the chalet, the trio indulges in more horseplay with snowballs before shucking their boots and parkas to play pool. Fire fully stoked in the background, a game of pool inevitably leads to more horseplay, and the sex that ensues becomes an erotic extension. Tossing off their designer underwear, Brock's pink puckerhole comes into view. Without so much as an oral warm-up, Joseph lines up his cock and slides it home. All that horseplay was the foreplay, and these guys get straight to the fucking. Alexander hops up on the pool table and uses Brock's mouth, getting an enthusiastic thumbs-up from Joseph. And much like the opening three-way, Brock becomes the anal centerpiece, the other two switching off when they want to hit their bottom boy from a different angle. With pool balls careening wildly, Alexander unloads, causing a spunk-filled chain reaction.
Oleg and Bryan see the falling snow as an opportunity for romance, stopping to fondle and kiss in a crisp snow bank. They'd get it on right there if they could, but have the good sense to avoid frostbitten nutsacks. Safe and snug indoors, Bryan orally nurses Oleg's blue balls by way of Oleg's stout and hearty cock. Oleg stands powerfully above Bryan, his square pecs and wrestler's build capturing the camera's eye. This is a quick interchange -- one moment Bryan is giving head and the next Oleg is aggressively ramming ass. Shame this scene was such a short one; these two had some nice chemistry. All too soon, Oleg is using his thumb and forefinger to coax the cream from his dick, starting at the base and forcing every last drop out through the piss hole, and onto the floor. Bryan's orgasm is less dramatic, but no less appealing.
In the final segment, Oleg and Alexander don't want to be bothered with snow, having the good sense to stay indoors and indulge in a hot shower. Oleg sprays himself with the shower wand, turning himself on in the process. He's also giving Alexander a show, his cocky stare that of a card-carrying exhibitionist. Alexander can only resist a wet, soapy, bobbing prick for so long before he's drawn into the bath, sucking urgently. I love Oleg's cock. Something about the way it curves up and away from his hips while he squats in the tub makes it irresistible. Although no one in "Twink Peaks" has the courage to wholeheartedly rim his on-screen partner, Oleg comes the closest to tongue on hole, his face and pursed lips a few inches shy of making contact. With Alexander fully worked up into a lather, Oleg gives him what he so desperately wants, fucking him with such gusto that poor Alex grips onto the first thing he finds, a wooden bench, for support. No dummy, Alex brings himself off by opening his mouth and latching onto Oleg's perfect prick, worshipping until the taste of Oleg makes him cum.
Aside from some minor complaints about the stale interior sets that are used in all the vignettes, "Twink Peaks" makes for some cozy viewing, and is an excellent way to generate a little steam heat during inclement weather. Oleg Romanov shines brightly here and is well used in two of the scenes.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; interviews (from "Truck Stop Muscle," "Double Delights" and "Getting It at the Rave"); trailers ("Double Delights," "Scouting for Wood," "Truck Stop Muscle" and "Taggers"); behind-the-scenes footage; and playable worldwide (no regional coding).
A DVD Review by Rick Forrent
Friends Patrick Veselsh, Johan Volny and Chad Driver are in a snowball fight outside a quaint little cottage when they decide to head in for some good ol' fashioned horseplay, which, of course, leads to man play. Volny's two pals work him over as they take turns topping his hairy hole. All three lay back and flail away at their young cocks, with each squeezing out nice syrupy loads.
Snowboarding buff Bryan McCain and Oleg Romanov show up at the cottage where the threesome just took place. Veselsh shows McCain upstairs, where he quickly tempts McCain into oral sex and then fucks him on the futon. Veselsh works himself up to a frothy moneyshot right before McCain blows his pearly load all over his smooth tan belly.
On the slopes, friends Joseph Ther, Alexander Zorin and Broch Wilder spend the afternoon skiing and snowboarding. They make their way back inside to warm up by playing a game of billiards where all three guys are clad only in their underwear. As their youthful libidos heat up and the billiard game is soon forgotten, the laughter and playful banter among all three is maintained, however, and adds a hell of a lot to the sex appeal to these young men. Ther is first to slip his cock into Wilder's hole followed by Zorin, who takes a ride on the Wilder side until all three shoot their boy juice.
Hunky McCain and Romanov decide that they should join in on all the action in the house and briefly exchange blow jobs before getting very serious into the fucking. Romanov pounds McCain like it's his first time -- with wild abandon and very real heat. McCain takes it all like a champ and it is obvious both boys are having a great time with each other. This is one of the hottest scenes in a very good production. Romanov whitewashes McCain's glorious glutes in man cream, and McCain follows with his own copious cumshot.
While Zorin is waxing his skis, Romanov is in the shower washing the sex off of his still hard cock. Suspecting his friend is having more fun, Zorin walks into the bathroom and catches Romanov at full mast. Both boys trade off sucking each other and retire to the other room, where Zorin gets his dark, hairy hole attended to by Romanov's tongue and cock until Zorin sits in a chair to blow his wad. Romanov then glazes Zorin's chest with his cum.
Very nicely filmed, this release contains technical glitches that can be forgiven in light of the great sex between hot Euro tweens who are really into each other. There was a little bit of Bel Ami heat among this cast as they played on and off the slopes, so if you're a fan of George Duroy, this will be a nice diversion from your usual fare. For this type of camaraderie, be sure to check out the behind the scenes feature in the extras menu, along with the other stuff like previews, chapter selection and photo gallery.
- Jack Moore