WARNING!
Distributor | Released | Length |
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All Worlds Video | 2005 | 90 |
Description source: promotional material
Dirk Yates is looking for a few good men to work for him and these interviews go way beyond the classic casting couch.
Things get started when Rod Barry shows up with exotic and hunky Erec Estrada. Dirk talks to the newcomer and then sends the guys off to show him what they are made of. The two start out sucking each others cocks and then Rod forces his cock down Erec's throat until he gags on it. If Erec wants to be one of Dirk's boys though he's going to have to do a lot more to impress Rod. Erec ends up on his hands and knees so Rod can give his ass a real pounding and after fucking the newcomer silly the two studs shoot their hot loads.
The next wanna porn star to show up is Brandon Stewart who has shown up all by himself. Dirk is skeptical at first, but after his receptionist Gladys gives the stud rave reviews Dirk can't help but invite him into the boardroom for an interview. Before long Brandon is ready for his first scene in the shower locker room at the studios. The built stud lathers up and washes down every inch of his hot body before taking a seat and stroking out a massive load the covers his chest.
The next lucky stud looking for work is Buc Wilde who's never done a video before. Two of Dirk's regular boys Marc Winters and Bill Ray tell him there is nothing to worry about and start showing him the ropes before Dirk can even get in the board room to remind the boys that in the end, one of them is going to get fucked. Marc and Bill service Buc sucking his big cock and rimming his sweet ass. Marc gives his ass up to Bill while he continues sucking off Buc. In the end Marc takes both of the studs loads on his chest before unloading all over himself.
One of Dirk's favorite new models, Kyle Lewis shows up in the boardroom with a bleach blond muscle stud named Tober Brandt. Dirk likes what he sees and send the two off to the Dirk Yates Live set and the two waste no time stripping down and getting each other's cocks in their mouths. Tober bends over to take Kyles cock up his rock hard ass and grunts like a wild beast as Kyle pounds his hot hole. Tober drops to his knees so Kyle can shoot his load on his face and then finishes himself off sucking on Kyles cock as he strokes out his own creamy load. The scene turns Kyle on so much that he is able to pop a second load and give Tober another great facial.
The last two studs to show up for interviews are a couple of Dirks Marines, Aiden Binks and Sledge Sawyer. Dirk points out that he's used Sledge in quite of few of his films already and he's expecting something new from the stud. Sledge offers up his virgin ass and Aiden is up for the challenge of taking his cherry. The two grunts take turns worshipping each other's cocks in the boardroom with Dirk supervising the action. After giving Sledge's pink hole a good tounge fucking Aiden eases his cock in and Sledge moans and groans his way through his first time being on the receiving end of a cock. After getting a good hard fucking, both studs unload their jizz for Dirk who sees promising careers for both of the studs.
I don't watch a great deal of reality-TV, but I imagine Donald Trump's "The Apprentice" would be much more interesting if the male contestants had some sort of gay sex challenge. Thank goodness for porn spoofs. From the dirty mind of Dirk Yates comes "The Boardroom," a reality-style creation where models compete for a slot in one of Mr. Yates' films.
Holding court inside his office is Dirk Yates himself, an older gentleman without the obvious cache of The Donald but probably no less imposing to a gay porn wannabe. Who knows if Mr. Yates is playing a character or if his persona in "The Boardroom" is the real deal, but the all-business atmosphere is certainly designed to have potential models quivering in their jockstraps.
Making his way to the office, escorted by porn veteran Rod Barry is Erec Estrada, a thin young man eager to snag a slot in a porn flick. After the formal introductions, Rod and Erec are directed to one of the offices, replete with a literal casting couch and hidden cameras. Erec seems almost giddy making out with Rod, whose hair is dyed a strange yellow here. The mood makes a subtle shift when they 69. They're lovely to watch, each with a mouthful of dick, completely focused on pleasure. Rod morphs into his familiar on-screen top persona, standing over Erec and force-feeding him dick. Then, with his hands anchored against the wall, he presents his open crack and wordlessly commands a thorough rimming. I hadn't noticed how powerful Rod's thighs were, but in this position, they're packed with muscle. Don't expect Erec to take notice -- his face is half-hidden between the cheeks of Rod's ass. Rod takes Erec doggy, muttering profanely as he fucks, Erec dutifully assuming a passive role, letting Rod twist his lower body this way and that. Erec seems to take the most pleasure riding astride Rod, forcibly slamming his hips and hole down on cock. Erec's audition ends with some interesting cum-play in close-up, some delicious goo games, to be sure.
In the next segment, Dirk Yates teases not only himself, but this horny reviewer with new model Brandon Stewart. Brandon is handsome and tall, striding confidently into meet Mr. Yates, quietly expressing a desire to work in the adult industry. It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to imagine Brandon making a favorable impression in front of the folks casting for "The Apprentice" -- he's certainly charming enough. By the time his initial interview concluded, I was eager to see this stud out of the suit and tie. Yates sends him to his shower set. Brandon, playing expertly to the hidden camera lens, slowly sheds his BVDs and gets wet. This scenario was strikingly similar to some of my hottest locker room experiences, showering with a beautiful straight guy after a workout. Brandon knows that we're watching, bending ever so slightly at the waist and soaping his sweaty hole until it's clean. The camerawork is slow here, focusing on a single nipple or a watery trail of bubbles making its way down one of Brandon's flanks. He makes his way to a wooden changing bench next to the shower stall and starts pounding his prick. The videographer again slows the pace down, to the point where I could feel almost sense Brandon's pulse. And not since Al Parker's "One In A Billion" has pre-cum made my mouth water the way it does here. We spend several agonizing moments watching a single viscous strand of clear juice suspended from the slick head of Brandon's cock. He's a leaker and the intimate shots of his hairy balls resting on a plush blue towel, his dick dripping honey was better than his eventual orgasm.
You'd think that Buc Wyld was about to meet Steven Spielberg. Twirling nervously around in his swivel chair, Buc is comforted by two equally eager models, also waiting to interview with Mr. Yates: Bill Ray and blond Carl Winters. Buc is more than willing to let Bill and Carl squat down and blow him to ease the tension. Every college football team has a big-eared, stocky linebacker bearing a strong resemblance to Buc. With his fingers laced behind his head, it's difficult to decide whether his facial expression is boredom or just absent-minded awe. Their somewhat tepid three-way is only briefly interrupted by Yates. He pokes his head into the office holding pen offering encouragement and an ominous reminder: "One of you is going to get fucked" (instead of The Donald's "You're fired!"). After the muscle and cock worship enjoyed by Buc, be assured that he won't be the one getting cornholed. The more obvious choice is the golden-haired twink among the trio, Carl Winters. Carl continues to work on Buc's cock, while Bill, another hairy and stocky model with porn aspirations, bangs him over the glass-topped conference table. This fuck's a quickie, all three blowing their loads on Carl's pale skin.
Much like The Donald's assistants, Dirk Yates leans heavily on his more seasoned models like Rod Barry and Kyle Lewis to rope in new talent. Model Tober Brandt is quite a find. He's cut from the same cloth as Buc Wyld in the previous scene, only Tober is packing some additional muscle. Tober is nicely matched with Kyle; both are physically appealing, burning with the film's greatest heat. Both share equal skills when it comes to cocksucking, but it's not until they start 69-ing that it's really apparent. I could watch models for hours, lying side by side and enjoying this position. Getting a whiff of ass, Tober takes a dive into Kyle's hole and rims zealously. Not to be outdone, Kyle signals for Tober to ride his face. Tober's got a deep baritone and is not shy about vocalizing. As Kyle's tongue flutters across his hole, he lets everyone watching know how good it feels. His vociferousness also pays off big when he gets fucked, the sensation of Kyle's dick in his ass putting him into near verbal frenzy. Their fuck as filmed from underneath captures the wild janglings of Tober's nipple-rings, cockrings, ass-piercings and myriad of other silver gewgaws as he's getting dicked. But the best views are afforded when Kyle scoots to the edge of the bed. Tober squats down and impales himself. Anchored by Kyle's cock, Tober lies back, putting his full body weight on his partner. Tober's pecs end up looking massive in this position, pulsing heavily as he jerks himself to climax.
The final vignette takes place directly in The Boardroom with Mr. Yates sitting smugly at the head of the conference table. Interviewing are Sledge Sawyer and Aiden, two pups who come off more like summer interns than seasoned applicants. But youth has its advantages, most notably, a willingness to try new things. At the top of the scene, Sledge expresses an eagerness to go the extra mile and proposes bottoming for the first time on film. He's conniving to eek out an edge over Aiden, his gum-chewing buddy. But Aiden just sits there dumbfounded, giddy about the prospect of busting cherry ass. Pity the poor office janitorial staff who gets to clean up after these two cum monkeys. The glass-topped conference table may not the oddest place for two models to have sex, but it's certainly one of the most slippery. I loved watching Aiden blow Sledge. Something about his profile, including his large nose, is just unconventionally sexy. Inspired by the thought of plundering his buddy's ass, he exposes Sledge's hole and gets it sloppy with his spit. Sledge's pucker does look tasty -- pink, tight and ripe for fuckin'. A little fingering eases the way for Aiden's dick. Sledge's tight hole and lithe frame are an obvious turn-on for Aiden; it's difficult to tell which guy is enjoying the fuck more.
In the end, an unemotional and reserved Dirk Yates has captured an exclusive. "The Boardroom" is a creative vehicle for Dirk Yates, but The Dirk lacks the cutthroat persona and the bad comb-over that are The Donald's trademarks. Instead, he's the warm and sugary older gentleman that models are keen on pleasing. No tears or dramatic exits here, just cum-slick office furniture in desperate need of a scrubbin'. DVD features: Chapters; gallery; trailers ("Desperate Husbands," "The Paramedics," "Drill Bill: Volume 1" and "Passions of War: Chapter 1: Honor") and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Rick Forrent