There is one thing that will neither fit in a stocking nor under a tree and that is a Brazilian porn star. They are big all over, none with less than two legs and a two-digit cock size. Leave it their favorites worshipper Alexander to find a way to bring Christmas to Rio (where, you'll remember, is below the equator and thus burning through winter with no chance of snow). This one is all about the packages and the jingling balls, so forget about the fat guy in the suit, the reindeer and definitely hide the children. Feliz Natal to all in a giant way!
Just because the opening shots show people on the beach does not mean Christmas conventions cannot be found. Indeed, cuties Renato Moralez and Chico Gomez go shopping for some decorations, including a Santa hat and other gewgaws, most notably a Garfield holiday card written out to friends.
From there, we meet tattooed beefy Denis Torres and lean Pascoal Coehlo. In their apartment (which is the same as Chico and Renato's), they have a mini Christmas tree and Pascoal is forced to wear the stupid red hat. Denis, however, is only interested in sex and when he hauls out his enormous uncut curver, Pascoal, after putting his eyes back in his head, does down on it. While Pascoal works the half of it he can, Denis starts to paw at his sucker's backside, jamming in a finger as if that's going to open Pascoal up for what comes next. Denis slips his cock in very slowly, but since Pascoal maintains his own boner merrily the whole time, it seems Denis is fitting pretty comfortably. He splays the kid missionary and then on all fours (hat still in place, FYI), the second position so he can watch himself in a mirror. The inevitable large load is shot on Pascoal's chest and then the bottom coats himself in more.
The next greeting card (Snoopy) goes to a friend who is in a three-way. Or more like a six-way considering how enormous these guys are hung. Among inked Andre Ferreira, goateed stunner Horacio Cruz and boyish handsome Marcelo Sousa there is an unimaginable amount of meat. Yes, same apartment set, same little sad Christmas tree and same zeal of sex. This time, it's Horacio in the hat. A typical Brazilian boasting session soon has them pawing at each other and undoing their tight jeans. Who is biggest? Who cares, no one can count that high anyway (Marcelo). Ripped Horacio gets on his knees while the other two kiss and starts slurping at the boners. Marcelo's mouth takes over, wonderfully well, and then finally Andre samples the others' goods. Horacio really has a mouthwatering hairy ass and Andre wants inside. Horacio obliges by backing himself up on it and getting the whole thing in with just one movement. Hot damn, he's ready! He bounces, fully erect, teasing poor Marcelo who wants some of that mighty bad. Horacio gets Marcelo on his back and the insertion shot is shown so close up I could feel the stretch! Marcelo does a grand job with a writhing hip action and eventually everyone sprays the white stuff (not snow, better) all over Horacio's torso.
We're back to a Garfield card (hey, this is porn, the budget only allows for the 1 Real Store, which are abundant in Rio). The two treats here are Alexander regulars Gustavo Alves and Riu Melo. Dark-skinned Gustavo and Riu (you guessed it, in the hat), have big frisky smiles until revealing big fully hard cocks. Gustavo's uncut cock is half his body weight, but Riu is a total pro and works what he can with his mouth. Gustavo has the right idea starting to finger Riu, because the kid's specialty is his ass. Gustavo finds that out slowly and carefully to start. He gets braver and realizes he's not going to break Riu, so Gustavo gains power and then Riu shows him his full capabilities when he rides the top. With Riu's face inches form Gustavo's cock, the latter shoots and then Riu finishes.
The third Garfield card goes to Alfonso Oliveira and Henrique Neves, though magically, the hat is lost somewhere along the way. Cute grinning Alfonso looks at thicker Henrique with gobbling eyes and the chitchat doesn't last long. They do some nice kissing while getting fully hard and then Henrique hits the floor to suck down Alfonso's cock whole with a very impressive deep-throat. Square-cut tanlines shows that Henrique has been spending lots of time at the beach and right in the middle of that space is a hole just waiting for some Yule log loving from Alfonso. Inch by inch, Alfonso gently places in tasty buche de noel and despite some real opposition, Alfonso soon has it conquered. Henrique does his part by backing up on Alfonso. The two have very little chemistry, so the action flattens, improving only a little when Henrique bobbles up and down on Alfonso to get them both to cum.
That leaves our hands-must-be-sore-from-signing-so-many-cards lovers, Renato and Chico. What they have for each other is far better, better even than fruitcake. Kissing and groping, but really sweet like they mean it. Chico is the swarthier of the two, but Renato is so adorable you want to pinch his cheeks. Come on, he even bends down to kiss Chico's belly button, no cock yet. How cute is that? That's the spirit of Christmas! It's big-lipped Chico who does the first sucking, doing a fantastic job on Renato's hugeness. It's a very loving blowjob, and Chico handles a face-fucking well. Renato shows just how much he appreciates a massive dick as well with a feisty and energetic sucking of Chico. They even 69, both inspired by the other's hardworking mouths. Renato tops Chico, shown at first from underneath where he slips in and out with forceful power, but still with the air of "we'll have so much afterglow when this is over." It's the best fuck of the movie, equaled only by the flip-flop, when Renato puts on the hat (damn, I thought they lost that thing) and rides Chico like a fiend. After two exhausting cum-shots, who needs gifts?
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; trailers ("8 Inches from Brazil," "8 Inches from Brazil 2," "Arabian Men," "Arabian Men 2," "Jungle Cruisers," Jungle Cruisers 2," "Underwater," "Poolside Heat," "Arabian Tales," "Arabian Tales 2," "No Rest in This Room," "Spanish Playhouse," Spanish Playhouse 2," "Cruising to Orgy," "Bath House Exxxtasy," "Big Dicks," "Twinks," "Blacks," Latinos," "Tommy Lima in Brazil," "Tommy Lima in Brazil 2," "Tommy Lima in Brazil 3," "Arabian Fantasy," "Prison," "Military Dorm," Military Dorm 2," "Blacks on Tommy Lima," "Rio City Sex," "Black Drillers," "Deep Attack," "Sex in the Shower," "Arabian Feves," "Teach Me Alexander," "Black Topped Pizza Boy," "Horny Holiday," "Rio Blatinos," "Rio City Sex 2" and "Rio City Pride"); and no regional coding.
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://www.ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***