Straight off the bat, I have to say that Butch Dixon, a British company, gets muscle bears just right, and "Bear Boned" brings us a slueth of them that is, to a man, fuckable.
In the opener, Uncle John plays an officer who is checking bearded hottie Albert Victor into jail -- again -- and he makes the stud strip down right there in his office. When Albert empties the contents of his pockets, it's pretty obvious that he was headed to a sex date at the very least, because he's got poppers and condoms in there. There is, of course, a cavity search, and even though there's nothing in Albert's ass at first, Uncle John makes sure there is later. There's also cocksucking, rimming and kissing between the two hairy, muscled, hunky dudes, and when the fucking does happen, it's sweaty and awesome. Albert cums huge on his furry belly, and then Uncle John dumps his white, creamy load on Albert's fat, uncut cock.
As the next scene fades in, Mike and Bruno are already sucking face and playing with each others' nipples. Mike goes down on Bruno's very nice cock, and later, as the two are 69'ing, Bruno shoves a black dildo into Mike's ass. But that is just the beginning, because later Bruno uses his cock to really please Mike, and the two fuck until both cum huge.
The next scene is a three-way, and it features Tony, Max and Jason. Tony and Max are enjoying a shirtless day in the park, and Jason is spying on them as they move to a private location to kiss and suck. It's the beginning of what turns out to be a dynamite scene, because all three of these dudes are hung and hot, and Tony and Max both fuck Jason over and over, in several different ways, leading up to the big showstopper where the double-penetrate the dude.
Sexy buck Dillon Buck is interrogating sexy Frenchman Ulysse at the beginning of the next scene, and, yep, we are right back at the cavity search thing again. Dillon yanks down Ulysse's pants, revealing a very fine bubble-butt, and then he lubes up a rubber-gloved hand and fingers out Ulysse's hole, but it turns out that diamonds he's looking for are hidden under Ulysse's ample foreskin, not in his ass. After that, the action just revs up beyond belief. Ulysse is obviously into Dillon's huge, uncut cock, and Dillon uses it to face-fuck his French buddy, smacks his face with it, really teases him. Ulysse's ass has to open up really wide to take Dillon, but he does it, while making a lot of noise. The noise continues as Dillon fucks Ulysse sidesaddle and from behind, through a dick sucking break, and then when Ulysse climbs on and rides Dillon all the way to a knee-shaking orgasm. Dillon jerks himself to the brink and then tells Ulysse to grab him and finish the job, which Ulysse does quite adeptly, squeezing every drop of man cream out of Dillon's bucking cock.
The finale is a solo that shows off Marco de Brute's awesome, hot body and very talented asshole, into which he shoves more than one dildo while he beats his meat to a very frothy cum-shot.
DVD features: Chapters and trailers ("Cum to Daddy," ButchDixon.com).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***