The irrepressible Allen Silver, in my opinion, one of gay porn's best daddies, is back to his "Dad" character for Joe Gage, which means Tennessee fucking and family values. Together. A lot.
Dad Allen Silver, looking so sexy with his gray beard, is handcuffed by newbie police officer Mitch Vaughn, looking fetching with some facial hair and a fuller build, for indecent exposure. Allen swears he was just peeing, but Mitch knows the location where he found him is where men go for sex. Allen really does have to pee, and his dick has been hanging out since the first frame, but Mitch won't take off the handcuffs, finding it far safer to offer Allen help by grabbing it himself for better aim as Allen pees. Mitch doesn't remove his hand once Allen is done, instead actually giving Allen's cock a bit of massaging before announcing he has to piss, and now finally he takes off the handcuffs. The camera focuses on Allen's honey tongue (surrounded by sexy bearding) as he gets Mitch erect and makes him want the kind of sex for which he's supposed to be arresting guys!
With both guys hard, director Joe Gage builds tension until it's almost unbearable and you want to shout at the guys to get started before everyone overheats! There is a lot of touching and stroking and I think both guys have at least one birthday each before Allen finally starts blowing Mitch. Allen sucks masterfully, inhaling Mitch with a head-snapping deep-throat. Shaved-headed Mitch shows he's capable of the same, gulping Allen whole with good slurping sounds for extra fun. Mitch, supposedly the virgin of the scene, certainly knows how to tease with the booty. He swings one leg up on some scaffolding and shows Allen his completely smooth hole, even letting it do some muscular gymnastics as hairy Allen rims it. A finger helps open up Mitch and then Allen fucks him. Allen compliments Mitch on his tight hole, and he's not wrong. It does seem tight, and Allen convinces Mitch to keep it that way by telling him to squeeze harder around his cock. Officer Mitch, now having been through the reverse, plays top to a grinning Allen. Mitch fucks Allen missionary, which allows for a happy smile on constant display from Allen. Of the two, Mitch has a marvelous cum-shot worth waiting for.
Dad has a brother (I supposed we could call him "uncle," right?), fellow bearish hunk Josh West. Josh is restarting the family business, with help from Allen. He needs workers and goofy youth Devin Moss is first in line, not hiding a boner very well during the "interview" with Josh. Since Josh's is all but popping out of his ripped jeans, he's game. It turns out the kid has a mouthwatering uncut dick of his own, so Josh locks the door and hauls out his cock, one of porn's most infamously massive. The race is on to see who can hold out the longest by teasing. Eventually ungainly boxer shorts and glasses are going to disappear, to be replaced with mouths and assholes. Devin wants to try sucking Josh, an imposing task for sure, but he's determined to swallow the entire curving monster. And damn if he doesn't manage! His blowjob, in aiming for depth, isn't particularly sexy, but it is full of grit and determination. It's rare that Josh West confronts a cock his size, but he does here. Devin's is giant and very thick. Josh's sucking is better when he uses his knowing tricks, as the head-on sucking is pretty much controlled by Devin face-fucking him to show off his foreskin. Far more maneuverable is Devin's butt, which Josh tentatively licks before finding a condom that fits and fucking Devin. It takes Josh a while to work his cock into Devin's hole, but they do get there and Devin seems proud of himself just for fitting it all in. When the camera is under the action, the buckling of Devin's legs shows how hard he's working, howling at every thrust and when Josh starts to really pound him, maybe it's hurts, maybe it's heaven, but it looks very impressive. Josh is patient with Devin when it's clear he needs to be, but his aim is always to keep himself way inside and add heft whenever he can. "You want my sperm, kid?" Josh asks. Does he need to ask? Every drop of cum lands on Devin's tongue and he's still slurping it down when he himself shoots.
Devin is back in the next scene, this time accompanying Bible-thumper Michael Anthony on a piss stop at the home where Devin "apparently met with your brother," Michael says when Allen answers the door, Devin looking awkwardly at the floor. Devin has a problem: it's laundry day and the only thing available to wear is a jock strap, which he is finding very uncomfortable. He's as much of a tease as his partner this time, saying he's never sucked a cock (how quickly he forgets) and then asking if he can take off the jock. "Too big for your britches," Allen jokes. Allen is easily convinced to show off his boner as well. Michael comes out with "Oh, Jesus," upon seeing Devin's size. Let's not forget Michael is his "father." Yup. Two dads, one lad. Undaunted, Allen eventually makes his way over to Devin and opens wide. Spikey-haired Brother Michael nurses a hardon as he watches Allen's expert mouth cause Devin to literally contort in pleasure. Michael is eventually lured over to suck Devin and once the cock is in his jaws, he doesn't let go, and that's an awfully wide stretch. Allen's sucking skills impress Michael, who is convinced to start stripping when Allen spends a bit of time working his dick and then getting sucked by Michael, who turns out to be a talented and eager oralist. Devin shows that he's no slouch as a sucker, taking all of Allen's dick to the laughing pleasure of its owner. Michael wants some of that, so he stands next to Allen. Allen is anxious to see Devin suck it and Devin doesn't disappoint. Everyone is finally naked and Devin wants to see Michael fuck Allen while Allen continues to suck him. Michael slams away energetically and Allen shouts "oh, wow!" when his mouth isn't full, but it doesn't really come alive until close-ups show just how hard Michael is slamming away at Allen. Allen steps away as he sinks his cock into Devin, though once again I don't think he's totally hard and his force helps mask it. Then it's Allen's turn to work inside Allen, a path only slightly less tight than when Josh West was last there. Allen is a far more playful top, not only making Devin work for it, but doing it with style. Allen and Devin sit mouths agape when Michael cums, both getting a taste as some flies up into Devin's hair. Devin pumps and pumps until finishing, but looks completely unenthused when it's Allen's turn to land it right on his tongue. Laws of nature, religion and proper etiquette may have been violated here, but everyone enjoyed!
Josh's gangly bushy-haired nephew Ross Bailey is also working for him, and wants to see his uncle's legendary cock. "Wow," he pants when he does. "I've heard that a lot," Josh notes. "That's some baby-maker you got there," coos tall twinky co-worker Seth Roberts as he bounds down the stairs. Ross had been worried he had a small dick, but he has nothing to worry about. He's no Uncle Josh, but his uncut meat is mighty gigantic. Watching Josh massage Ross' cock into erection has Seth hard in record time. After enough groping, Seth gets on his knees and bravely starts on Josh. Talk about working to impress the boss! Seth goes for broke immediately, not only doing a great job, but doing it with flair. "Can I ... " Ross starts. "Suck it? Knock yourself out," Josh says. Ross has second thoughts when he's on his knees, but then he just takes off with all his might. He does a fine job, and even without Seth's ability to add a bit of sass to the suck, is fun to watch. The boys alternate and then Ross goes back and forth between the others until Josh decides the young 'uns deserve his mouth. He chows down on Ross with true porn star talent and then adds the spice and fun on Seth's more manageable dick. "You do that really good," Ross says, notably aware of impressive oral sex despite reprehensible grammar. Luckily, Uncle Josh carries condoms in his boots and fits one on his dick as skeletal Seth awaits a pounding on all-fours. Undressed, Ross is a whole lot cuter than his stoner-chic look might have one guessing. He's summoned to give Josh something to blow while he fucks Seth, which is awfully easy for him. Seth could fit a locomotive, so Josh gets in and out with no friction, but for much of the time he's not nearly as powerful as he could be. It looks like he's saving it for his nephew. It's tough for Josh to get, and even three-fourths hard helps assure he can slip himself in inch by inch. Once inside, Ross' ass is Josh's playground leading to some of the movie's best fucking. A cum-loving blast of a load from Seth spills all over Josh's tongue and beard and stay there until he's fed the boys and adds Ross' to the beard.
Standing around, each on their own phones, are Allen and Ross (father and son) as well as Cam Kurtz and Spike. Cam is Josh's son, though he says he doesn't think he's very good at cocksucking. "He's okay, not as good as me," cousin Ross volunteers. "Don't brag," his father tells him in patented Allen Silver deadpan, before offering to let his nephew learn how it's done. Spike gamely provides a dick for sucking and Allen gets it hard doing so quite well. As Spike's cock continues to grow, it's obvious there is plenty to go around, so Allen summons Ross to gulp at it, which he does as well as Allen. Why should Cam just watch without getting to do anything? He shouldn't, so Allen strips off his pants and boxers, loving just touching Cam's foreskin for a bit before settling in to a happy blowjob on his nephew. Cam's hardon marks him as a clear member of this family, since his dick is huge, with a curve recalling Josh's. The moment of truth arrives when it's Cam's turn to blow Spike. Is he as good as his kissing cousin? By the proud look on Allen's face and Spike's obvious pleasure, it's a great competition.
While Cam and Ross are working on Spike, Josh arrives. Ross and Cam move to sharing Allen. The latter beams with familiar pride as his son and nephew work to please him. "You're son's sucking your dick, bro," Josh notes, in case you forgot who goes with whom. The one thing that has always defined Spike as a porn star are his cum-shots, so big no camera can actually capture them unless parked across the street. All Josh has to do is use his hand and Spike reels off a blast that covers Cam, seated a few feet away.
It's then time to check out the asses on the boys as this marathon scene. Allen pulls the cheeks on Ross and Cam wide and uses his tongue and fingers to judge their readiness. Both seem ready, but Allen makes extra sure with some ardent rimming, his face jammed way up inside, adoring the tastes and smells. Josh suggests Allen should fuck his own son and even helps his brother slap on a condom and lube to make that happen. Ross is still tight, even though he's already had Josh's entire dick in him. Allen ain't small and he ain't takin' on his own son with kid gloves, so to speak. Just an urgent thrusting rhythm that has Ross yelping. Josh wants to see his son get fucked by Allen, and this asshole gives Allen a less restricted entry, so Allen can go at him a lot harder than he did Ross, ramming the stuffing out of Cam. Cam's reward for being so accommodating to Uncle Allen is a cum drop directly on his tongue. A few fingers later, Ross cums in Allen's mouth and Cam has a geyser spray that sates both Allen and Ross.
But what of Josh? All he's done is watch. He gets Cam alone and has his son deep-throat him. Very well. A lot of guys have gobbled this unique cock in this film and Cam is every bit their equal, stretching to take it all when he can and doing excellent work on what he can easily inhale. When Josh orders Cam to crouch down and ready himself for fucking, he willingly obliges, with two guys, faces unseen, aim their big dicks at Cam's face for sucking. Cam allowed Uncle Allen to fuck him at top speed, but Papa Josh's dick is in another size category completely, so they take it nice and slow. Well, at least until Josh has decided Cam is fully ready for the onslaught and then he's merciless. Cam can barely get around to sucking cock with Josh hammering him to deeply and nastily. Josh and Cam stop fucking so they can suck the mystery men into cumming (with a whole batch of goo sticking to Josh's beard). Cam is particularly fiery here. Cam then has Josh cum in his mouth and commands, "sperm it, son" to force the opposite, another load that clings to his beard, ready for someone to lick off.
The movie ends with Ross and Cam running around the dark woods with sparklers like chorus boys in a Shakespeare comedy while twin grumps Allen and Josh proudly watch, noting: "Life is good." "Life is really good."
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; trailers ("Dad Goes to College" and "Dad Takes a Fishing Trip"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://www.ManNet.com )
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***