WARNING!
Rogan Richards
Hunter Marx
Jesse Jackman
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Titan Media | 2014 | 98 |
Description source: promotional material
BOING! WACK! POP! His name’s Danger, but you can call him Dick. And Dick always gets his man. Join TitanMen exclusives Jesse Jackman and Hunter Marx as they chase buff bad guys and please horny henchmen in a colorful ode to comic book cock.
Tattooed muscle man Rogan Richards tries to pull his usual bait-and-switch scam. Things don’t look good, but thankfully he has henchmen Jesse Jackman to take his aggression out on. He pulls the stud in by the belt, kissing him as their beards graze. Rogan buries his face in Jesse’s hairy salt-and-pepper chest, then offers his big uncut cock. Jesse spits on it, Rogan whipping it on the sucker’s massive chest. He fucks Jesse’s face, spit dripping from his shaft as his tight balls get worked. He fucks Jesse’s face again, making him gasp for breath. Rogan sucks the stud back, reaching up to grab his pecs. He eats him out and grinds on the bottom’s ass, fucking him from behind as Jesse’s eyes roll up. Rogan’s tight balls slam his ass, Jesse then sitting on him as his own boner bounces. Jesse gyrates down deep, Rogan reaching around and rubbing the bottom’s bod as they fuck. Jesse gets on his back for more, his pubes soon covered in cum.
Police informant Jake Genesis is at the mercy of interrogator Hunter Marx, who has the buff bod bound to a giant hook. Hunter grabs hold of his captive’s bulge and licks his pit, to the surprise of the prisoner. Jake finally submits to the hairy hunk’s kisses, their hands all over each other as the intensity mounts. Jake’s pulsing cock is released, Hunter taking it deep in his mouth as he rubs Jake’s nip. They kiss again, Hunter guiding Jake down. The informant works up the massive bulge in Hunter‘s briefs, the veiny boner soon unleashed. Jake worships it as hot profile shots captures the action, Jake’s cock throbbing as he sucks. As he teases the underside, Hunter gently tilts Jake’s chin up—then spits down on his own dick, the saliva clinging to the shaft before falling to the floor. Hunter fucks Jake from behind, the bottom then sitting down on him. Hunter reaches around and sensually rubs the bottom’s chiseled bod as they fuck. Jake leans back on Hunter, who licks the bottom’s pit as their shafts stay stiff as steel. On his back, Jake gets pounded some more—his tight abs caught in a great aerial shot—before they shoot.
With the help of point man Scott Hunter, our hero Tom Wolfe (aka Dick Danger!) pulls off the double cross. Scott shows up with a disc and gives it to his demanding boss: “You know what to do.” Scott falls to his knees and unzips the hairy hero, whose beautiful boner is soon buried deep in his mouth. The light-skinned sub looks up at the scruffy alpha as he sucks, Tom’s rocket flying out with force when released from his mouth. Scott stands up to free his uncut cock, which Tom sucks deep—nibbling the foreskin as he pulls it with his lips. Tom eats Scott’s ass before fucking him from behind, the top’s hairy legs and groin slamming against his ass. Tom gets Scott on his back, shoving his cock all the way in and out during a forceful fuck. On his back, Scott rolls his ass up in the air—his big red sac dangling as he gets plunge fucked before the two squirt.
"Dick Danger" is a comic strip come to life, and in a way too rare display of comedy, director Jasun Mark has a blast making it as cartoonish as possible. The guys are impossibly massive, the sex is over-the-top, there is a fun musical soundtrack and lots more. It's both fun and incredibly hot, with a beefcake overload dream cast.
That would start with Rogan Richards, playing "Ozman," a very angry fellow who needs information (spewing on about a wallaby as if his sublimely sexy Aussie accent isn't enough!) from a certain man who refuses to give it. He's temporarily forced to forget his frustration with associate Jesse Jackman. If these two muscle gods aren't the highlight of muscle-lovin' fantasy casting, I don't know what is. Rogan, with his wild tattoos, nipple piercings and impossible-to-control sex desire, has a partner in Jesse who is going to make him work. Jesse, who always seems to me the tallest man who has ever done gay porn, is hairy and cocky and tireless, not to mention owning that luscious downward-curving dick. Okay, Brent, back to the sex. Right, so, bearded Rogan pulls giant Jesse to him so they can mack on each other and the growling of tigers in heat starts there. Rogan gets to chewing on Jesse's nipples while grabbing his hardening cock in his pants and then it's Jesse's turn to work on Rogan's hairy pecs. They can't handle being clothed any longer, so out pops Rogan's cock for Jesse to suck. The dark dick is formidable, but Jesse is just the blowjob expert to manage it, with lots of spit and excitement, helped by Rogan face-fucking him at top speed. Dripping sliva, Jesse eagerly gags on Rogan's cock. The scene needs no sound other than these two sex beasts and their grunting, growling and gagging. Then it's Rogan's turn to gobble up Jesse's severe curving cock. He does it with style, furiously insisting every trip down it be a deep-throat, even stopping Jesse's face-fucking to assure it. Eating Jesse's ass looks not only tasty itself, but because of his cock shape, it makes sucking him at the same time very possible. Rogan is an ass man, so he chews up the hairy butt before slamming his cock all the way in. The first few thrusts are almost kindly, but within seconds, Rogan's patented beastly barrage of blasting thrusts have replaced them. No amount of pushy impassioned nastiness can hurt Jesse, porn's mountain of a man, so Rogan is free to go as fast and hard as he can. And he does. These two are animals, never tiring. After taking Jesse from behind, Rogan has Jessie sit on his cock and ride, his own cock so hard and the sex sounds so potent that the scene has a he-man intensity that is unbelievably vivid. Rogan also gets to do Jesse on his back, Jesse's super-sexy graying chest hair looking so hot. Jesse creams on his hairy stomach and Rogan drops his on Jesse's spent cock.
The man with the "lips ... as tight as his hole" would be Jake Genesis, as mute as a priest after confession when it comes to spilling secrets, even when hung from a ceiling on a meat hook. It's the job of ravishing Hunter Marx to open up Jake's lips and it seems the best way to do that is to get Jake all sexually hot. So, bearded Hunter, a delicious blue-collar type, starts by grabbing piss-elegant Jake's crotch and licking his pits. There is not a body part Hunter won't go after, even pulling Jake off the hook and untying the rope on his wrists. Jake is now a full partner in the kissing as Hunter's fingers find new parts of Jake's body to make tingle. Always a bit of a self-focused performer, even Jake finds new parts of Jake's body to make tingle. The meat hook is a convenient tool for showing off a hot body, so Jake grabs it and lets his body twist and react to Hunter's work, especially when Hunter goes down on Jake. Hunter is eager for cock and has a grand time blowing Jake. The camera finds some very interesting angles from which to show off Hunter's single-minded urge to enjoy this dick. Hunter's mammoth meat, a cock so veiny and hard you don't need 3D to get poked in the eye by it, comes roaring out of his pants so Jake can slurp at it. Jake is typically a flashy performer, but he actually adapts to Hunter's more yearning slower pace, but still delivering an impressive blowjob on Hunter's mouthwatering cock. Watch Hunter's asscheeks clench when he attempts a face-fuck. It's obvious he could overpower Jake easily, but this scene has a different feel from the wild one before it. Jake throws a booted leg on a chair with the panache of a Fosse dancer, exposing his ass to Hunter's cock. Hunter has a look on his face of a teenage boy not quite believing he's finally doing this, but of course Hunter is a total pro and soon gets faster and deeper with his thrusts, while Jake bleats and often pushes backwards. That juicy Marx butt is again clenching and sending in big thrusts that make his cock fit all the way into Jake's hole. Jake bounces on Hunter for a while, doing his best to steal the scene from Hunter, but it's Hunter who: A) has that amazing cock that Jake is enjoying; and B) is burying his tongue in Jake's armpits as he pushes upwards into Jake's ass. That leaves just missionary, which we know is the only allowed position for cumming and in the long time it takes that to happen, Hunter continues to provide excellent fucking. They shoot almost simultaneously.
Before each scene, we get a few graphic novel cartoon panels to rush us through the plot, and this one tells us that Hunter did manage to get info from Jake. The vagaries of the plot are not really important, not as we finally meet our hero, Dick Danger, played by Tom Wolfe (the hunky handsome porn star, not the author). His henchman Scott Hunter, the strapping sexy Brit, brings his boss a disc with whatever information is needed, but rather than pop champagne to a job well done, Tom merely snorts as Scott, "you know what to do." Indeed he does, falling to his knees and unbuttoning Tom's pants. There he finds a cock hard and ready, so he deep-throats it with a smooth lusty blowjob. Scott is one of those ace performers who often allows the antics of his co-stars to make all of the scene's highlights, but he never gives less than 100%. His fast and spiffy sucking keeps Tom and his bushy pecs mighty happy. He has a fearless mouth that never lets go of Tom's cock, and most of the time he's covering the whole thing with a deep-throat that he makes seem easier than it is. Tom may be the boss, but he can't resist Scott's uncut boner than more than Scott could resist his, so he then follows Scott's lead by tearing off on a deep-throat that also allows him to enjoy Scott's foreskin. Tom is in a very frisky mood, snapping his head this way and that, yanking Scott's balls and anything else he can think of to provide a wow of a sucking. Tom then turns his ferocious mouth to Scott's butt, pulling the cheeks apart widely and tongue-fucking with fervor, Scott's hole twitching to the fast flicks of Tom's tongue. Thankfully, the camera is so close the viewer can almost feel the flicks too. Tom slams Scott with no hesitation. He rams his cock into him at the start and then continues with a nasty no-holds-barred fuck. Scott's ass is a welcoming path for every top who wants it, so there are no worries of limits, allowing Tom to have a grand time slamming his employee. When Tom thrashes in and out of Scott on a couch, he's no less ardent, getting more and more excited as Scott verges on cumming. A surprise third position has Scott bent in half as Tom fucks downward into him, bringing out the best in Tom. Tom's cum-shot is a fun ample splasher and then Scott follows.
The oft-giddy joking about the wallaby gives the movie a cute coda.
DVD features: Digital Copy; widescreen; cum-shots chapter; trailers ("Worked Over" and "Shag"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***