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Distributor | Released | Length |
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Dominic Ford | 2013 |
Description source: promotional material
This is a 3-DVD set, and contains the complete season 3 of Dominic Ford's ground-breaking reality show "So You Think You Can Fuck." In Season 3, we dropped the 6 contestants in the middle of nowhere. They had to survive for 10-week in a deserted army barracks, and had to compete in the most grueling challenges of any season. Season 1 and 2's winners came back to lead two teams in this season, the hardest season we have ever made. There are a whopping 10 sex scenes, and the most beautiful (and hot) footage we've ever filmed!
The ground-breaking reality show "So You Think You Can Fuck" returns for Season 3 and is bigger and better than ever. This season mixed "Survivor" with sex as the contestants live in a deserted army barracks in the middle of nowhere and have to battle the outdoors (and themselves) to win.
This is the 2nd episode of So You Think You Can Fuck, Season 3. In this episode the boys pay homage to the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" in the form of an Army-inspired photoshoot. Then Topher DiMaggio and newcomer Sean Duran have a super-hot sex scene in the Army Barracks, where the boys are living. The judges think the scene is amazing! Who wins points? What new term does celebrity judge Shangela learn? Watch and find out!
In Episode 3, our 6 contestants compete in an 'Amazing Race' type Scavenger Hunt, sponsored by Squirt.org. What do they need to find, which team finds it first, and will one of the teams ever learn to use a compass? Luckily
This week, SYTYCF Season II winner finally makes his debut in Season III, showing newcomer Duncan Black a thing or two about crazy cumshots. If you remember, judge Scotty B. called Mitch's cumshots "The Bellagio of Porn" last year, and this scene is no exception. If you love crazy cumshots you'll love this scene! Afterwards the judges serve some fierce porn realness as they dissect what they liked and didn't like about the scene. But first, all the contestants compete in a very important challenge for sponsor
It's mid-season at SYTYCF and the action is certainly heating up. In fact, the judges say this week's sex pairing has the potential of being the hottest so far in the season! Topher DiMaggio and Derek Parker heat up the screen with their hot and aggressive sex. But first the contestants must complete a group challenge that pits team against team as the boys create the beginning of a porn movie set in the Wild, Wild, West. Cowboys, a Sheriff and RAPE. All that, plus more shade being thrown by Shangela and the rest of the judges this week on SYTYCF!
This week marks the middle point of the show. So, we sat down with team leaders Topher and Mitch and asked them about their team and what they think of Season III. We also asked the contestants what it has been like roughing it for all this time in the wilderness. Then, the boys compete in an ADULT cover shoot challenge. The winning photo will appear on the cover of interactive magazine
This week on SYTYCF, the boys get dirty. Really dirty. The group challenge is a tug o' war over a mud pit, followed by a photo shoot that is our dirtiest ever. Then newcomers Sean Duran and Duncan black fuck in a delapidated village near camp that was abandoned 50 years ago. Spooky, hot, and sexy. At the judges' table, Jack Shamama teaches Shangela yet another new gay porn term.
Things are taking a crazy turn this episode. The contestants must complete a complicated obstacle course. One team is sure they are going to win, but do they? One team stumbles badly on a challenge that required mental agility instead of physical dexterity. Then, the judges jump in to announce a MAJOR twist in the competition, that results in real-life boyfriends Topher and Lance doing a scene with each other! The judges say this is the hottest scene so far. Watch and find out what happens!
The season is almost over. In this episode, the last one before the grand finale, it's every man for himself. A surprise challenge brings out the dirty laundry and has the contestants talking shit about each other. Then, the judges' surprise twist continues when 2 members of Team Mitch have a hot sex scene together in the woods. The judges have some harsh criticism for one of the scene partners, though.
This is it! The grand finale of SYTYCF Season III. First, we pit our two team leaders (Topher & Mitch) against each other in a finale sex scene. Called 'The Bellagio Boys' by our judges, the winner of the sex scene will be determined by who has the bigger cumshot. After the judges critique the scene and award the final points in the season, it's time for the finale. Who will win? Watch and find out!
Back to reality porn we go with Dominic Ford's "So You Think You Can Fuck: Season 3." Back as well is host Matthew Rush and a whole bunch of A-list porn stars. This time, we're at an army barracks, so grunting would be a normal sound to the neighbors (though it's an abandoned army barracks—who knew such a thing existed?). And to gay porn fans. The winners of Season 1 and Season 2, Topher DiMaggio and Mitch Vaughn, are the team captains now.
On what could no doubt be called "Team Pretty Boy," Topher has Duncan Black and Lance Luciano, while on what seems like "Team Butch" Mitch is joined by Sean Duran and Derek Parker.
The contestants show up in the evening at the barracks (so labeled by a sign glued right next do the door). After taking a bizarrely long time to find their personalized dog tags (literacy is not easy and it is fairly dark), Matthew explains the rules. Not to worry, I don't recite them, but either you know them by heart from the first two seasons or you will quickly catch on.
:: Episode 1: Part I ::
The site is Lake Wannadoome, 5:27 (A.M. or P.M.? If the latter, it's just the time most of our contestants typically end their days). The first team challenge is a canoe race rally with ...naturally, a twist: there's a crocodile in the water. So blowing an air horn and yelling loudly are not great ways to make sure that reptile doesn't steal screen time. Or one or more of the contestants. One suspects Peter Pansexual and Captain Hookedcock might just be there are well, or at least Windy. Topher, who clucks to Mitch, "I hope you fuck better than you canoe," brings his team a win.
The crocodile did not make an appearance.
:: Episode 1: Part II ::
The winning team gets to pick who participates in the sex challenge, and it's Duncan. He picks Derek. Left alone on the dock, the two look more like summer crush boyfriends than competitors. Wiry and agile, Duncan has wisely chosen grizzly inked Derek. They swap blowjobs, with Derek face fucking Duncan and I would say Duncan's mouth wins the oral. Duncan then crouches on the ground on all fours so Derek can take him from behind. Derek is merciless, but Duncan seems awfully comfortable with that. He also rides well, his cock flapping around as he bounces and gets nailed upwards by Derek. Duncan cums in slow motion while Derek fucks him missionary. Derek them bursts in slow motion as well, coating Duncan's face. Kissing the cum off? Hmmmm, seems almost sweet, rather than competitive.
:: Episode 1: Part III ::
Let's hear from the judges, but fix yourself a snack, their critiques are longer than the scenes being critiqued. All the way from West Hollywood, we have Scott B. as the head judge, along with returning judges Tommy Stone and Jack Shamama, with special guest judge, forever popping out of boxes to shock, "RuPaul Drag Race" pop-up doll Shangela. Thank you to Tommy, who reminds us the cum licking is called "snowblowing" (a term sadly out of vogue). We get a blooper and then roughly 750 hours of discussion later, Scotty announces Derek is the winner, so scores are now even.
Still no croc. At this point, I'm assuming a contestant with down time has turned him into a matching belt and bag combo.
:: Episode 2: Part 1 ::
It's 5:16 (I'm still assuming A.M., but I could be misreading the sunlight) when Matthew blows the air horn again. Jeesoo, we getting an earlier start? I hope everyone has had time to properly clean off last night's mascara. Today's challenge is a photo shoot to celebrate the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." There are no losers in supporting that monumental decision, but the contest here is for each team to use body paint for solo and group photos. I take back what I said earlier: last night's mascara is helpful after all! Despite a thriving modeling career that has always overawed his porn career, one might expect Topher to clench his abs to a team victory, but shockingly, it's Team Mitch for the win.
:: Episode 2: Part II ::
From the winning team, Sean Duran picks Topher for the sex challenge. Sean is a hardworking tattooed hottie while Topher is forever a dark handsome dream. His sizey cock is catnip for Sean, who happily gulps it down in a few positions. Topher also sucks, quite well. Sean rules the beginning of the fucking, on top of Topher, completely hard, as Topher slams up into him just as wildly as Sean lowers himself all the way down. Without pulling out, Topher guides Sean into a doggie position, then sideways and of course the gay-sex-must-end-with missionary position. The fucking is uniformly good and it feels somewhat competitive rather than chemistry driven. Topher has an awesome cum blast to Sean's face.
:: Episode 2: Part III ::
After a costume change for all, the judges file their cosmo-drenched reviews. They seem to agree that both guys deserve heaps of praise, though split a bit on the relative values of posing during sex. Team Mitch wins the second sex challenge in a row (of two).
:: Episode 3: Part I ::
Everyone is given an extra hour of sleep before the third challenge, all showing up to greet Matthew in matching shorts, except Duncan (maybe the croc ate his). What's the challenge? Using a compass ("that's what people used to use back in the day," Matthew notes, without saying which day specifically), they are to find the location of the sex challenge. Sean tells us he's "not a complete idiot" as he has used a compass once or twice before. A patient iguana observes, but does not participate. The peripatetic porn stars eventually find hard-to-open boxes with a phone and a note to use squirt.org (which supplied the shorts) to find the closest sex. Once we've been taught about the app, they go clomping through the area to find Matthew, with Team Mitch arriving first. Sean, for one, is happy that the technology of squirt.org is more helpful than a compass (ssshhh, no one mention that today's map programs are really just electronic compasses). Sean picks Lance for the sex challenge.
:: Episode 3: Part II ::
I admit to being a giant fan of Lance's. His sharp sexy features, big lips, tight body, there is just nothing not to like! The very first position has Sean hanging from a thatched ceiling as Lance eats his ass. Whatever the rest of the scene brings, the movie has now had its creative and sexual highlight. Sean holds on tightly, with Lance giving everything he has to eating Sean's butt. From there, it's right to the fucking, with Lance and his mighty dick slamming Sean, the two of them working in insanely difficult and clever positions. I don't care what the judges will be saying, there is no winner in this scene. It's a complete tie, the best of this competition and frankly, of all "SYTYCF" sex scenes (at least through Season 3).
:: Episode 3: Part III ::
There is a spirited discussion here about the scene's merits, all four articulating nicely that the scene is thrilling, though of course there is some carping about some of the details, mostly as the judges discourse on what they would have done in the scene. Tough choice, but the panel awards Lance and Team Topher the points.
:: Episode 4: Part I ::
We have all the way until 7:00 (A.M., since there's no sign of approaching darkness) before this challenge starts. Everyone wants the fresher for it. Oh, this scene is sponsored by Porn Guardian, which Matthew explains in details. In just 30 minutes, each team has to write a PSA about pirating. Porn Guardian will actually use the ads. Topher, who says "it's not just about being smart," seems most excited for the teleprompter and Sean deals in realism, that porn stars lack things like insurance that people who are doing the pirating have. Both teams take the challenge seriously. Team Mitch films as three in a bed while Team Topher write a key phrase on their chests. Yet again, the laurels go to Team Mitch.
:: Episode 4: Part II ::
Team captain Mitch Vaughn opts for Duncan to be his sex scene partner. Set against a palm tree in a beautiful lush green locale, there is a strong undercurrent of romance here, lots of touching and kissing to start. Duncan then gets comfortable against the true and Mitch hits the ground to blow him. Duncan's big cock looks terrific manned by Mitch, who is particularly nimble with a slow-paced deep-throat. Duncan gives bald muscular Mitch just the same, with Duncan now acing his second suckjob. Duncan faces the tree so Mitch can fuck him. It's a potent fuck, with Mitch nicely aggressive and adopting a jackrabbit style, though the palm trees make more sound than the boys. Mitch is tireless, but Duncan keeps apace, even backing up on Mitch as his top slams into him. Both cum-shots land on Duncan's chest.
:: Episode 4: Part III ::
Judge Shangela, right off the back, felt something was missing, with Tommy agreeing. Tommy makes an interesting observation that both guys were too quiet, called "romantic" by Jack. Scotty is the least impressed, though he loved the cum-shot. In a shocking surprise (though maybe it's in the rules), the panel decides it was a tie.
:: Episode 5: Part I ::
Gone is Sheriff Matthew's air horn, replaced by a gong (don't tempt me) for a "Wild West Challenge." There are four seen-better-days buildings, in what looks like Neverland ranch after it all went wrong: Blacksmith, Feed Store, Fur Trader, Saloon, Sheriff's Office. The teams have 30 seconds and one building with which to create the introduction to a porn scene. "I wanted to be the bad boy, the one getting spanked and thrown," Lance tells the camera, his team having picked the Sheriff's. We have a winner! Oh, wait, sorry, that's just me, incredibly devoted to Lance as MVP. Meanwhile, at the Saloon, Team Mitch opts for a bar scene scenario. Team Mitch uses Sean's natural comedic flair to show him as a drunk eagerly pursued by two guys who want to take advantage of that. Team Topher has Duncan bringing in would-be criminal to Sheriff Topher, earning his punishment. Team Topher wins, the first time since the first episode.
:: Episode 5: Part II ::
Topher chooses Derek for the sex scene. Topher is awfully frisky to start, working his tongue everywhere from Derek's pits to nipple piercing and back again, though Derek can't wait to get into Topher's pants and start sucking. It's a treat to watch Topher in a rimming mood, with Derek reaching behind to push Topher's face further. After that bit of fun, Topher slides his cock into Derek's wide open ass for a very good fuck, though one the judges will no doubt take to task for being a bit more dedicated to posing positions. Derek has no limits as a bottom and when Topher realizes it, the scene catches fire. Derek is a mighty bouncer and there is no position he can't handle.
:: Episode 5: Part III ::
The judges prefer Topher, almost unanimously complaining about Derek not being hard, but Shangela isn't as bothered, likening it to a car left with the motor running. The driver is more important. Tommy admits it's a big deal in current porn and people want to see hard guys no matter the positions. It's no surprise to find the judges awarding the full points to Topher's efforts.
We've finally made it halfway through the competition, even if it seems like enough footage for 12 movies (as noted in my review of "SYTYCF Season 2," these were meant to be web scenes of approximately 30 minutes each, not a six-hour sit-down affair).
:: Episode 6: Part I ::
ADULT Magazine is credited as being the first online magazine of its kind made specifically for an iPad. Thus, the challenge is yet another photo shoot, this time for the cover of ADULT Magazine (if you aren't a Mac person, you can borrow someone's iPad). The photos, placing the six in and around a tree, are noticeably serious, with Sean, hinting at a smile, looking the best and working those baby blues. Of Team Topher, Lance is full of sexy pout. Oddly, the team captains, possessing the most experience, do not get much focus. That is just my opinion, but Matthew announces Lance and Sean as the finalists, Lance winning the ultimate prize. He wants Mitch as his sexual playmate.
:: Episode 6: Part II ::
An outdoor shower provides the backdrop for the sex scene and if you love Lance as much as I do dry, wait until you see him wet! Mitch gets hard easily and Lance never breaks gaze from what is growing in Mitch's shorts. Lance provides a delicious blowjob, deep-throating the whole time. Mitch returns in kind, eager to please Lance's proud boner, even getting face fucked. For his second time, Lance wow through rimming. He's hungry and his tongue wants in Mitch's hole badly. Lance has good power as he fucks the bigger Mitch, and Mitch encourages that. It took until Episode 6 to get to flip-flopping, but watching Lance's sexy slither while riding Mitch as it makes waiting this long officially worth it. Lance returns to topping so they can both cum on Mitch.
:: Episode 6: Part III ::
Scotty asks the judges to be brief in their critiques, and alas, they listen! Points for the flip-flopping, but they find Lance wanting as a bottom. Scotty does not mind a soft bottom if he's uncut, so he digs Lance. With only Shangela dissenting, Mitch is declared the winner.
Time to push this competition into double time, probably not likely given how much slow motion filming plays a part in the overall editing of the series.
:: Episode 7: Part I ::
Tug of War over a mud pit finally gives the guys a challenge of pure brawn. Team Mitch wins two rounds, which should come as absolutely no shock. Better is the follow-up photo shoot in the mud and the shower after it. Sean wants Duncan for non-muddy sex play.
:: Episode 7: Part II ::
It's raining while they film, but that doesn't matter. The first position has Sean flat on the railing of a hut deck sucking Duncan. One little slip and off he could go, but he's too facile for that. Duncan slurps down a hardening Sean with the lovely rain sounds as a soundtrack. When it's time to fuck, Sean nails the hell out of Duncan, full of power, never tiring. Duncan fucks Sean too, but is not as focused or comfortable as Sean is playing a top. Sean doing Duncan nearly upside down is excellent. I can't imagine the judges not thinking Sean far stronger than Duncan.
:: Episode 7: Part III ::
Apparently I have no imagination. Tommy, Jack and Shangela are fervently pro-Duncan and even Scotty mutes his vote for Sean when casting his vote.
The end is in sight. Only about 163 weeks worth of competition to go, but we're getting there!
:: Episode 8: Part I ::
5:24, though at this point, it has to be P.M. There is no way our guys are getting up so early every week. No hint of a photo shoot here, it's simply an obstacle course, which should work wonderfully for these muscular men, while providing at least a bit of ear-piercing screeching. And slow motion to cover a lot of the latter. Team Mitch is first up, quite impressive, and then Team Topher, also well done. But, sometimes it's best not to see your macho favorites doing cardio. In slow motion, no less. Team Mitch wins the second test of strength challenge.
:: Episode 8: Part II ::
Uh oh, the judges are revolting.
I mean, in revolt, as they hijack the competition and rewrite the rules. It's decided that the judges will pick the sex pairings, but of guys on the same team!
First, they want to see Topher and Lance. ‘bout time! If you were not aware and or unable to read the title card, at the time of filming, Lance and Topher were boyfriends. The history of gay porn has more real-life boyfriend dud scenes than wild successes, will Lance and Topher be in the minority of sizzling success stories? Lance has obviously had tons of practice swallowing Topher whole and his deep-throat with helping hand is superb. Not as stylish or naturally talented orally, Topher is okay, not great, though Lance looks down at his sucker with pleasure covering his face. Topher's abs lead the charge fucking Lance and damn that's pretty! He's great taking Lance from behind and Lance keeps the momentum when bouncing on his boyfriend's cock. Topher has another how'd-he-do-that cum-shot. Happily, it's not a dud scene. It's not stunning, but it's very respectable.
:: Episode 8: Part III ::
Now the judges get to issue their dictates on the Frankenstein rule-changing critiques. Jack is particularly impressed by Lance, though pointing out Topher's oral performance being a let down. Shangela is wild for Topher, Tommy is the fairest of the four and Scott B has Shangela hitting a piercing high C when Scotty B. declares his lack of overall enthusiasm for the pairing. Given their discussion, it's a big surprise when Lance is crowned winner by three of them.
:: Episode 9: Part I ::
Previous seasons of "SYTYCF" have used ten stars, so it's understandable if one feels a bit of fatigue after watching just six stretched across the same number of episodes. Some may have grown on your, some may have annoyed you, but can you pick the winning team yet? Probably not! It's a tight race, at least while clothed.
Considering the judges changed the rules so that members of Team Topher would fuck in Episode 8 and members of Team Mitch in Episode 9, the group challenge in Episode 9 should be completely skippable, but there's a scene-saving twist at a final night party to ensure fast forwarding is kept to a minimum. Each guy has to decide which other performer should have 500 points deducted. One by one, they slowly make their way to Matthew with their choices. Finally, something catty, a quality notably lacking among so much bonhomie. However, everyone is a hero, so most of them make their choices by attempting to push out their biggest personal competition, rather than risking being anything less than 100% smiley and loving. It's not all sunshine and roses (one contestant hints that Lance is only there because he's Topher's boyfriend). Matthew's request changes when Topher and Mitch are asked to pick the performer they believe should get an additional 500 points.
Want my unsolicited opinon? I'm Team Mud Pit. That was my favorite challenge. Now you know not to ask. Matthew dramatically extinguishes the torches of those chosen to lose 500 points. I'm not sure I understood what happened, since I didn't see nametags on the torches, but since we're crawling the end, I'm not going to question anything.
:: Episode 9: Part II ::
As noted, we knew this scene was coming, so how will it be decided which two Team Mitch performers will pair up? Squirt.org, of course! It seems that Mitch and Derek, with access to phones we've not seen previously, have been using the App to plan some sexy time. I'm all for a hook-up app, but couldn't they have just said something in person? So much for the thrill of the chase.
With no mention of ADULT Magazine or Porn Guardian, Mitch and Derek meet in a grassy field for their long-awaited previously-unmentioned rendezvous. It's hard to deny Derek is one sexy beast and he is diving face fucking Mitch. Full of spark, Derek blows Mitch excitable intensity and head-snapping speed. And there is even a cock gobbling 69. Mitch tops Derek, thought they start with Derek nimbly riding Mitch with full focus. Mitch tops Derek on all fours and, unnecessary-to-state-except-to-be-thorough, missionary. However, Mitch has a cum-shot that goes beyond Derek's head! That is sure to please the judges.
:: Episode 9: Part III ::
Scotty B. is notably unimpressed, especially because of erection issues and lack of cum, but the oddest part about their judging is that they pick a team as the winner, not a performer, and since it's Team Topher, I guess the scene we've just watched was product placement.
:: Episode 10: Part I ::
Six-hundred and forty-two days later, we watch Mitch and Topher getting a scene, which probably would have made more sense to place BEFORE the previous judge's critique and for which no reason is actually given as to why they are together (none of the sponsors even get a shout out). By this point in the season, you know exactly how the scene is going to unravel. You don't need me to provide any details. The only unexpected moment comes when they both kneel on the bed to cum two bountiful loads.
:: Episode 10: Part II ::
Again, I have to say that this was never intended to be a DVD sex marathon. There is way too much happening to cram it all into one sitting. The challenges are rather wan and the sex, often exciting, feels forced by the end, with guys pairing up only because they haven't yet done so. The decision to show 10 episodes with only six performers, not to mention whatever the hell happened in Episode 8 with the judges upending of the rules and the extinguishing ceremony I admittedly still do not understand, makes for diminishing returns. The earnest tone of Season 3, with no sense spoof or humor as in previous seasons also works against the competition length. But, its undeniable that it's a hearty and sexy bunch of guys chosen, all of the deserving medals and long vacations after completing this movie.
:: Episode 10: Part III ::
Oh, but wait, I'm not a judge. Look at me acting like one? Let's check in on the judges for the last time. Scotty B. and Shangela praise their beloved hangout, Mickey's in WeHo, and then dive into analyzing the scene. Tommy raves over both guys, though Jack is excited because it's a rare occurrence when Topher lets any cum touch him, but he agrees with Tommy, opting for Mitch. Shangela splits her vote and Scotty B. throws it to Mitch only to knock Topher for not bottoming.
I assume everyone has been using an abacus to keep track of the points, but if not, we have a long scene before winners are announced. After opinions are stated, the prizes are announced, including memberships to squirt.org (one year for all, an additional year for the team captains, as if these six guys have to spend time trolling online for booty calls?) and others donated by the sponsors and Matthew and the editing delay providing an answer, the winner is ...
A true and unexpected surprise. Wouldn't have been my choice, but the voters have had their say and gay porn is nothing if not democratic.
DVD features:
Disc 1: Episodes 1-3 (full episodes or just the sex); no regional coding (playable worldwide).
Disc 2: Episodes 4-6 (full episodes or just the sex); no regional coding (playable worldwide).
Disc 3: Episodes 7-10 (full episodes or just the sex); no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://www.ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***