Chi Chi LaRue is on fire. She has attained what every artist on the planet can only hope to achieve; The Midas Touch; the ability to take something and mold it and shape it and create a golden masterpiece. This year, from Beach Buns all the way up to Link 2 Link, LaRue has been riding on the waves of success and accolades that could prove daunting to any average director. But La Diva isn't your average director, and Fortune Nookie just takes its place among some of her finest works. LaRue has seized the reins of success, and she'll be damned if anyone will pry it from her hands.
Beautiful Asian Brandon Lee's uncle has died, and his uncle's lawyer, super sexy Jacob Scott, reads Lee the will. Scott refuses to tell Lee exactly what he's been given until he gets a little something from Lee - well, I should say a lot of something, because Lee has a cock to choke a horse! Scott coaxes Lee to take out his dick and play with it before he tastes his ass and then spreads his butt cheeks for that Asian meat. Scott has a great dirty mouth - no wonder Lee gets a boner as quickly as he does. He controls the scene, even though Lee is the one doing the plowing. The chemistry between the two is electric, and when they both spooge, they gobble up their own spunk as if it were candy.
We discover that Lee's uncle left him an Asian brothel that is currently being run into the ground by the evil Vida DeVille (in a hysterical performance). Lee shows up just as DeVille is screaming at one of the boys (Niko Time). DeVille shows Lee around as Time goes back to his trick (Paul Morgan). Both men chew on each other's meat before Morgan plows little Time's ass. The scene ends with an unbelievable simultaneous cum shot - I tell you, that Paul Morgan must have amazing muscle control. Time is a good squealing bottom, and Morgan proves that he can give as well as take - yet again.
In another room, a bespectacled Erik Tenaka and young Tishiro Ho are chatting - although I couldn't understand a word of Ho's dialogue. I think he said "confused" at one point, but after a while, I gave up. Tenaka produces a mammoth pecker that Ho happily devours before letting Tenaka get his money's worth out of his ass. To make up for his inability to speak, Ho shoots a gusher of a load - at that point, I had forgotten that he did speak
Finally, we discover that DeVille is stealing from the till, and Lee has Time fire her as a sort of poetic justice. Watching DeVille stash the money is downright entertaining. After she's been rid of, Lee and Time start out their romantic scene (of course, they become lovers) with lots of hot tongue kissing before Time engulfs Lee's big cock - and who can blame him? Lee nails Time in another electric scene, and they live happily ever after.
My only quibble with the film is that the sex scenes were almost too brief, and I wanted more positions with the guys. LaRue is a master at the camera, and I know she had to have had some amazing shots lined up but maybe they ended up at Aries Post with the editor! Who knows?
All in all, a fun flick. LaRue's dialogue is crisp and witty. Lee is a good actor and sizzles in both his scenes; this sexy Asian boy hasn't disappointed me yet. DeVille almost steals the show (I can only imagine where she'd stuff that), and both Scott (who I had only seen in magazine layouts) and Time are great newcomers. LaRue has a penchant for finding hot men and then delivering them to us on a silver platter.
I'd let any of these guys read my fortune any day.
- Jeremy Spencer