Out on the moors one evening, with a full moon hovering over them, David Naughton and Griffin Dunne are attacked ... oops, wrong movie! "Vampire Boys" (2000) starts out like a scene from "An American Werewolf in London" (1981), only with vampires and hardons. Out in the park one night, lovers Robert Black and Eric Evans are out for a walk. "I can't believe we've been together 10 months," says Robert. The full moon has made them horny, and Robert drops to the ground to service Eric. Suddenly, there's an animalistic noise, and a figure races madly towards the two lovers.
Some time later, Eric awakens, tied up. He has been taken back into the den of vampire Mason Flynt. Robert Black has gotten away. Mason tortures his little victim, his lithe body already bloody from the attack. Eric is clad in his shorts, and Mason spanks his booty. Soon the shorts come off and Mason spanks Eric's quivering ass. Mason also gives his prey some pleasure: fellating him until his cock is dripping with saliva. As Flynt blows Eric, he squeezes his balls in his hands. He even gets out a set of clothespins and layers them all over Eric's chest, then his balls. Beside a dildo that the head vampire uses up Eric's muscle behind, their scene makes use of some unusual devices.
Later in the park, Brent Banes finds a porn mag, sees no one is around, and starts to jack off. From out of nowhere, Mason appears. They start some sexual interaction, between Mason bites Brent and takes him home so Eric can snack on him. The teaming of Eric and Brent is dynamite. There is little foreplay here, after all, Eric needs some blood! After Eric has drained Brent of some of his plasma, the two take turns fucking each other. First it's Brent who wiggles into Eric's ass. Eric maintains a rigid erection while getting shafted, before he flip-flops. A great scene follows the fucking after Eric has cum all over Brent, and Brent sits up and licks his partner's cock.
Days later, Robert is strolling through the park again. He turns, and sees Eric. He is stunned to see him, thinking he is dead. Eric isn't alone, though, he is with Brent. They convince Robert to follow them back to the den where the poor thing becomes certified vampire meat. The result is an erratic scene, one that alternates between a three-way and a two-way (Brent comes and goes, at one point Robert pushes him away) and one that is equally sultry and sluggish. Both Eric and Robert are ace suckers, and the loop is heavy with oral activity. Black bottoms for Eric and he squirts a lavish load on his chest. He scoops some of the liquid up and runs in it his mouth. Seconds later, he has become a bloodsucker -- spouting glowing eyes and vampire fangs.
"Vampire Boys" is stylish, full of bloody special effects and a moody score. It's a wee bit disappointing, though -- I wish it had been more creative, and used its vampire theme more inventively. Still, it has some pretty sharp fangs.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; trailers; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Max Southern