"Switched" takes a common plot, that of sending back a sinner to Earth as some sort of punishment. Here, though, there is a fun twist. A bad bad woman is sent back to Earth as a man! Since she had been very sexual before, as a man, she gets to fuck around with everything with three legs. Forgive the boys absolutely awful names given to them (the top two on that list seem awfully familiar), for they are a frisky fairly talented bunch of Eastern European hotties and they play out this goofy story so a good time is had by all.
The villain here is Kate Lust, a blonde who argues with her curly-haired thin boyfriend Nad Strawberry because he has found out she's been fucking around with other guys. Well, she's not upset, so when Nad storms out, she merely calls a naked maid service and orders a boy. Preparing to meet him in the tub, Kate doesn't realize that three of her other lovers have discovered her evil-doings and all four drown her in the tub. In purgatory, or wherever people speak in slow voices and wear just enough gauze to cover their hardons, gods John Cona and Mauer Zeno decide her punishment. Kate awakes in the tub to find herself a man, Klevin Kline, a big-lipped stout guy with great hair. She's at first aghast at her body, but she shouldn't be, for it's grand!
In the meantime, Joey Tribeiany shows up, a shaggy-haired thin kid, and he's the naked maid. So, after waiting for his employer, he decides to strip down to this wacky G-string-unitard outfit and starts cleaning. Klevin comes up behind him and Joey isn't upset. Ever the man-chaser, Kate, now Klevin, dives into Joey, slopping kisses with him. After some ear licking cuteness, Joey settles on Klevin's meaty cock, doing a zippy blowjob, with editing changing all over the place to make it look a little more exciting. Suddenly, we see a butt riding on a dick, and we finally find out that Joey, who has a beauty of a rock-hard cock himself, is doing the riding. It's a fairly slow-paced scene, with just a touch of romance, though there are too few close-ups of the fucking itself. Suddenly, one of the devil's minions, in the form of a man named, natch, Les Devil, a bodybuilder type in a leather harness and horns, shows up. His painted fingernails don't ever touch the other guys, and he allows their scene to go on without interfering, but he seems awfully happy to be there. The fucking switches to all of the available positions, but only a doggy-style really works as it should. As they fuck sideways, so they can kiss adorably, Joey cums being fucked and then Les cums on Klevin, who is very confused as to where the mystery cum came from.
The quartet of killers is happy with their work. They decide to take over Kate's house and toast their success. This soon enough leads to sex, as Nad pairs with John Tank, a stout guy who is as solid as his namesake, and Nick Flower, a thin-faced tight guy gets to play with robust semi-hairy Aurel Bull. The latter two are sensational together. Nick and Aurel both have a ton of energy and it kicks the scene into gear. John sucks on Nad first, which is pleasant enough, but Aurel and his affinity for Nick's balls is a whole lot more fun. The absolute best moment of "Switched" is when Nick goes to blow Aurel and unloads a huge amount of spit on the dick. It's almost as if Aurel had cum in his mouth and Nick was releasing it. Nad switches with John as Aurel goes to rim Nick with loud sucking sounds left in wonderfully. Nick is so gleeful, he gobbles on his own fingers since they are the only thing handy. The fucking comes in when Nad takes John and Aurel (living up to his last name) bullishly takes on Nick. Again, the latter pair is the more spirited one. Nad seems almost timid to fuck the much bigger John, but Aurel and Nick have no such worries. Nick makes it all look very interesting as he jerks back and forth on wide-eyed pleased Aurel. Spurred on by the success of the other fuck, Nad decides to get flat so John can ride him, but that must makes Aurel turn Nick on his side and fuck him sideways, an even more interesting position! There is an exceedingly clever directorial moment when the bottoms get into a 69 as they are being fucked. Nick manages to blow John quite heartily as he's being pounded divinely by Aurel. Aurel has the best cum-shot of the four, and by the end of the scene, you'll notice that Klevin has been watching them, and has perhaps figured out their scheme.
In the third scene, and by now the narrative has completely gone off the track, Klevin seems to have some sort of dream. I can imagine this dream, for it takes the shape of Anton Diablo, a round-nosed hottie with a sensational body and long big-headed cock. They kiss and lick in a gold lamé room with a dalmatian-pattern rug. Anton seems almost afraid of Klevin's gorgeous uncut cock, so he gets used to it as he and Kevin each grab a hold of it and jack it for a while. Soothing Anton, Klevin blows first, though it's most a headjob. However, his eye contact with Anton is scorching. They end up in a 69, where Anton warms up a bit and does okay with the head on his friend's dick. It's a quick shot to the fucking, again robbing us of an insertion shot. The fuck is shown from behind, with a sensational smooth ass doing the topping, but we don't know which is which yet. Before we find out who is doing what, we do see that it's the best fuck so far, with the top really working hard. And surprisingly, it's nervous Anton who is in charge! They seem to be having fun, though there isn't much dick going in the tight ass. However, they kiss and lick each other as they fuck, which is worth it all. Klevin gets to ride a little, acting the hell out of it, though Anton again takes charge by doing the thrusting upwards. He gets darn aggressive at times. Klevin ends up on his back, with his ass perpendicular to his body and Anton shoves in as well as he can before Klevin blasts a load that hits him in the eye before Anton parks his right outside the ass he just fucked.
Nad is watching TV when naked maid Joey find him, apparently still there waiting to clean. He's in his little outfit again, and tells Nad, "these are my work clothes." Nad wants to see inside, naturally, and they are off. They start to kiss, with big smiles and the full vigor of two young horny guys (kissing is the highlight in every scene in this story). After finishing with each other's ears and necks, Joey bites nipples and then Nad takes things a step further by blowing Joey. He has a tendency to use hand where his mouth cannot go, but it's a very pretty dick with ripe balls, so it's nothing to hide, I assure you. Joey fishes out Nad's dick and sucks him too, giving the even prettier cock a nice workmanlike suck. There is a lot of head-flicking as he tries to inject some spark into his act. If I'm not mistaken, he takes both of Nad's balls into his mouth at once. Nad gets to finger Joey's shaved puckering ass and then shoves his dick into it, the first insertion shot we've seen yet. Nad suddenly lights up, grinding into Joey, who, it seems, can take his share of punishment. Nad works at him fairly fiercely, proving his earlier scene was just a warm-up. Their tongues lap for each other as they tumble in position after position, the best of which come when Nad is the more active participant. Joey lets go a spurter worth seeing the few times it's replayed at the end. John lounges by the pool (a very familiar pool if you are a fan of Czech porn -- you'll recognize it) when Klevin sneaks up and announces "I know everything." I'm not sure if he's aiming for blackmail or what, but the next thing out of his mouth is his tongue, and it goes into John's mouth. They kiss and lick as expected and Klevin does the initial blowing. Klevin also seems a tad more interested here than he did in previous scenes, his great big lips being of invaluable help to a good blowjob. John, completely smooth in the genital region, helps Klevin out with a 69, both doing entertaining work. Klevin's blowjob is the better of the two, so that's where the camera stays. Suddenly, we see John Cona and Mauer Zeno, deciding to spice up Klevin's punishment. Out of nowhere appears Jules Saxon, a hunky cut slab of a guy, joins the party. The sucking turns briefly three-way before they start to jumble around the mouths and dicks. Jules turns out to be a good choice, fitting in talent-wise with his co-stars. Klevin ends up fucking Jules, who 69s with John in the scene's most interesting position. Klevin does a fine job of hammering at Jules, who suddenly pulls himself off Klevin and parks his ass down on John. He does a so-so ride while he also blows Klevin. Again, when the thrusting upward top is in charge, things work much better. They retire to a work-out room where Jules wraps his legs around a bench press rod and the other two fuck him alternately. They work up some intensity here, and Jules ultimately cums being fucked. John hits Jules in the exact same spot, and then Klevin aims for it too.
I truly had no idea what this last scene is doing in the video. Back in that lamé room, handsome buff Paul Edge, with a cute cleft in his chin, touches himself. He has great pecs, and his hands are all over them. He jacks himself, but the camera makes sure to point out that his body and not his dick is what we are meant to watch. There are a lot of different angles, all taking care of his body over his moderate cock. He doesn't seem that hardy until he starts to rub his ass a little right near the hole. He doesn't need much jacking off to get a cum-shot and then the video ends.
What happens to Kate as Klevin? Does she ultimately die the way she's supposed to? Who were some of the mystery men sent to help with the sex? Does Joey ever get his money for services rendered? None of these questions are answered in the story. However, it's a fuck flick, so we needn't really concern ourselves with the plot. Instead, we have a nice gaggle of Czech boys to take up some time. A few of them are powerhouse performers, and the direction by Jasz has its share of interesting moments. However, I can't help but wonder if the sins I've committed will send me back to earth in the form of a woman. I'm not sure how much I'd like that!
DVD extras include a photo gallery of the guys that helps identify them, with copious pictures of each guy, as well as a nice gallery of shots from the various scenes.
A VHS + DVD Review by Brent Blue
Mary Lou was a flirtatious slut. She cheated on her many boy friends - I told you she was a slut - and her spurned lovers decided that she must be punished for actions. And they had more in mind than a spanking. The mad-as-hell men kill the vixen, only to have the Heavenly Superior Court let her go back to earth and stay but only if she falls genuinely in love with a man. To complicate matters, she must do it as a man. The court has a sense of humor, after all, and the gender switch provides the film with its title.
The dialogue is dubbed. Badly. The slut-turned-horny gay man is embodied by Kevin Kline. His opening scene with Joey Tribeiany is a fairly passionless pairing. Les Devil appears and disappears frequently, presumably to give the audience occasional glimpses of his extra-large lats and monumental pecs and biceps.
The four guys who killed the slut get together and decide that it's better to switch than fight, and they plunge into a group scene full of no-holes-barred action and creative camera work.
Kline has a ghost-like guest visit and gets his hairy hole hammered. Then he flips his friend and flops his thick shaft into his buddy's butt. Next up is a scene of young lust on a lime green leather sofa, followed by a poolside pairing that becomes a three-way before shifting its locale to a weight room. There's more butt pumping than iron pumping in this weight room, and that's as it should be.
The folks at GAI and Jasz Studios seem to be trying to recreate the success of Csaba Borbély's glossy flicks. So far, they're not in the same league, but they do get points for effort.
- Rod Pierce