WARNING!
Justin Atom Masters
Sebastian Jaymz
Court Logan
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Catalina Video | 2003 | 90 |
There comes a time in every porn reviewer's life when his babies are all grown up and ready to move on. So, it was with great sadness and a monogrammed hankie that I bade farewell to my beloved Ricky Haskell, the titular Rascal of Catalina's series who has made a long six-part journey from wise-ass youth to wise-ass-using adult. In this episode, he says goodbye to the gang at Rossmore High (all of whom are actually new except for one) and gets involved in some graduation sex. All of the quirky fun plots of the previous five episodes are tossed out (he went from Freshman to Senior awfully quickly), and we settle in here for four excellent sex scenes, the perfect way to remember Ricky as he moves on through life.
Sharon Kane's Miss Narkwurst, who has appeared in several previous episodes, is somehow elevated to school superintendent here, is blind. Thus, she can't make graduation, so guidance counselor Jack O'Neil tells Coach Tony Fontana she wants to make a speech at graduation via satellite. "She wants to be projected on the Jumbotron, like a god?" Tony asks, annoyed that he has to set the damn thing up.
Meanwhile, students Gavin Braun and Sean Storm are trying out their very shiny satin caps and gowns and have a plan to moon the attendees at graduation. The only problem is that being nude under the soft gown might lead to a hardon, so it's imperative that they get rid of their boners before the ceremony. Gleefully, a newly muscled and somewhat hairy Sean Storm, though still with that unbeatable twinkle in his eye that tells his partner he's about to have a blast, falls to his knees for the tall lusciously lean Gavin Braun, who has a ton of freckles all over his body. Sean can handle Gavin's cock in his sleep and blows it easily, drooling a lot of spit on it. The best camera shots are those over Gavin's shoulder, to show both Sean's sexy eye contact and Gavin's full dick size. Gavin then blows Sean (still in their robes, mind you). Gavin is able to wrap his mouth around Sean's whole cock for another wet fun blowjob. Underneath camera shots show Gavin attacking Sean's balls, his tongue coming teasingly close to Sean's unshaven asshole. Gavin's fuck of Sean starts off with a crushing series of thrusts and then evens out to a nice clip pace. Ace bottom Sean allows all of Gavin in with no sign of friction, his gorgeous furry butt fitting perfectly around Gavin's cock. A doggy-fuck allows Sean to better show off his rounded cheeks and allows Gavin to impress more with some extra speed and push as Sean pushes back at him to make it more fun. Both work incredibly hard, with sweat rattling off Gavin's face, and their conspiratorial dirty-talk is a highlight. A clearly turned-on Gavin drops a shot right onto Sean's asscrack and in one of the scene's sexiest moments, dives his fingers into the ass and licks them clean. Sean finishes with a nice sloppy shot.
Rascal Brandon Weber is nervous because his pal Jerek hasn't picked up Granny Haskell yet, and they are all upset about Sharon missing the ceremony, not trusting the video conferencing. "Just like Big Sister," one of them quips. Sebastian has the solution to their woes. "We have 20 minutes 'til show time. Everyone strip!" he barks. From there on out, it's an all-oral assault. On one side of the room, Brandon and the ever-sexy Court Logan make out while tussled fake-blond Park Wiley blows them both in good alternations. Cutish goateed spikey blond Justin Masters sucks Sebastian Jaymz (sporting an unflattering longer hair style for this episode) while he takes on super-sexy wavy-haired Adrian Troy, who happens to have the biggest fattest cock in this scene. Park definitely sizzles on his companions, though Justin quietly steals some moments on Sebastian's cock. After they have had enough of this position, we get to see an amazing tableau. Against the wall, Brandon and his whipping head suck Adrian's cock, handling the massive uncut piece as well as can be done. In the center of the room, we find Park standing up, with Court blowing him and Sebastian rimming him. Underneath Sebastian, Justin tucks himself in to suck Court. It's gorgeous to behold, and the long shots of the entire group are absolutely delicious. Each gets his moment up close, with Brandon of course stealing the fire, star that he is. Justin works his hardest on Court, while the latter deep-throats Park with total ease. Sebastian is a little too flashy with his rim, which is never shown from the vantage point of seeing the ass. They then all stand over Brandon to cum. Brandon starts off with a giant "top that" spray, and all the guys try their best, until Adrian and Sebastian trump it near the end of the gaggle.
Though Jerek has been taking his sweet old time before going to get Granny, he has an even better reason for not making graduation. As he's about to leave, the very tall, very handsome nipple-pierced Jerek is confronted with the sexiest burglar, swarthy Edwyn Wolf. He's a total babe squeezed into tight clothing, and even better out of it. He whips out his pierced cock and Jerek admits that "I'm sure Granny Haskell will understand that something came up" as he falls to his knees. He dives at Edwyn for a massive blowjob, deep and very fun. He gulps right to the pubes, and doesn't forget to play with the huge ring at the tip. Edwin also has a yummy pair of mismatched nipple piercings to show off. Jerek is very aggressive in his sucking, but Edwyn keeps a hand firmly placed on his neck to make sure he never flags. Finally nude, Edwyn then blows Jerek, with the same gusto, turning in even finer work since Jerek has a thrillingly long and very curvy dick that shouldn't fit a normal throat. Only one with lots of practice. Edwyn makes it look completely effortless. Jerek then fucks Edwyn over the couch, which came as something of a surprise, but it's a sublime demonstration of topping. Jerek shoots at Edwyn with a fast jaunty fuck, Edwyn putting up absolutely no fight. The shots from underneath are the most exciting to watch. Jerek produces a long thin dildo for Edwyn to use on him. Edwyn is rather sweet at first, but soon enough works his way up to a relentless series of thrusts that have Jerek braying in delight. When Edwyn hits his fastest pace, Jerek splatters to end the scene.
It's graduation time. I'm a little choked up, so I hope I get this out right. Sharon, sporting her ghastly blonde wig, sunglasses, and a cap and gown, howls out a speech to the graduates, with special words for her beloved Rascal. Try not to howl at her hysterical eye trick when she tears off the glasses. Ricky then gets up to deliver a pun-laden speech to everyone at Rossmore. Delivered in his cheeky raised-eyebrow style, it contains such expected nuggets as: "I would like to thank my fellow students for standing behind me ... I mean really behind me. So, let's party!" He tosses his hat into the air and graduation ends. (They grow up so fast! I remember when he was just a young pup joining the wrestling team as punishment for his juvenile pranks. Oh, the good times!)
The Rascal goes to change, and Sebastian brings out four nude classmates to "critique" his speech. Each warbles out a pun like Roger Ebert on downers, each nude and hard for one last group workout. The scene finally starts, with three pairs of boys. Brandon gets to suck butch tanned Anthony Holloway, Sebastian is tending to by spikey-haired cuddly Steve Waye and little blond Scott Bradley opens up his mouth for tall muscular square-jawed Lee Walters. Brandon has his usual chowfest on Anthony, sprinting around his cock like it's his last performance. (I guess it is. Sniff.) Sebastian has a much easier time on Steve than he did on overly huge Adrian earlier. Scott comes in third, doing decent work on Lee while tugging at his balls. The oral work moves into the fucking, which also finds three unbreakable pairs. Lee fucks Brandon doggy standing up while Anthony and Steve make for a sexy pair missionary and Scott rides on Sebastian. Anthony is the best top of the three, hammering into easygoing Steve with lots of determination. Scott, a lizard tattoo placed at the exit of his ass, does some okay bouncing, and of course Brandon acts up a storm as Lee is goaded into fucking him harder and harder. This very loud sextet doesn't get in all that much fucking before Lee pops a grand load into the air above Brandon's ass, followed by a juicy wet one from Brandon. Both Sebastian and Scott cum nicely, and then Steve has the best shot of the six, followed by a finale from Anthony.
Brandon changes his clothing, takes one last look at Rossmore. (Excuse me, I'm having trouble continuing. Give me a minute. Okay, I'm more composed now. Now that I've gone through a box of tissues.) He takes one last look at Rossmore, and closes the door behind him. In his mind, I'm sure he was thinking how much he would miss Sharon Kane's grandly funny shtick, Tony Fontana's paternal help and Jack O'Neal's stern demeanor, not to mention all the friends and fucks he's made.
Well, that's it folks. The Rascal series ends here. How does the last episode fit with the previous five? It's a lot of fun. The one-on-one scenes are the best, with their four performers crackling with energy and focus. Rascal Brandon Weber gets in all of his special moments, and seriously, I will miss his antics. He has made it through six episodes without flagging as a consummate star, keeping the energy of the series wrapping up in his every gesture, blowjob and fuck.
Best of luck, Rascal!
A Video Review by Brent Blue [ http://www.ManNet.com ]