The folks at Catalina ain't pulling your leg when they say "Super Sized" and put the second word in big letters. It's more like adding a third leg. These guys are huge! More impressive than size is how the performers handle that size. Everyone is uniformly wonderful, obviously delighting in what I would call expertise in the size field.
The first scene starts with Maxime Cannon, a slim muscular guy with more than a hint of danger springing from his bald head, earrings and somewhat hairy chest. He is being given a massage by Steve Rambo, who is mighty impressed when Maxime rolls over to reveal his massive (and I mean massive) uncut dick. Steve says he's never played with anything that size, but is willing to give it a whirl. With Steve Rambo, you never have to wonder if he'll be able to take it all. A handful of seconds into the action, Steve has the entire cock slid all the way down his throat, and every trip down it thereafter is also a deep-throat. He's masterful. Maxime is even able to eagerly face-fuck Steve without any break in Steve's abilities. There are some gorgeous camera shots from underneath the action that really show how damn big this dick is! Steve takes Maxime's hugeness up his ass without even a few seconds of wonder. From the first insert, it's deep inside him, and Steve seems comfortable enough to handle a few more inches, too. Maxime is a hell of a top, pounding Steve incessantly with a hip-grinding action that doesn't allow for a moment of rest. Of course, there's Steve Rambo, backing up to the cock with even more gusto to make it doubly as exciting. When Steve rolls over for some missionary fucking, Maxime takes absolutely no prisoners, long into a fuck that should have exhausted two mere mortals. Steve cums and Maxime continues to drill until he's ready to let loose a torrent of cum on Steve's face and chest. Afterwards, Steve agrees to tell Catalina all about this huge-cocked wonder for an upcoming project.
The director of this video-within-a-video is Ben Archer, so solid, so hunky in his thick mustache and all those muscles. He comes home to find his boyfriend, tall lean and very handsome Hawk McAllistar, looking at photos of Maxime that Steve dropped off. Ben isn't buying that Hawk's boner is really for him, but Hawk falls to his knees quickly enough to prove it. Ben's cock has a great girth to it, but Hawk has no problem fitting it all in his mouth as he lavishes a watchable very wet deep-throat on it. Ben, his shirt pulled behind his head to show off his magnificent chest and perky nipples, also gets his ass felt up by Hawk, still sloppily pleasing the dick up front. The dick may be super sized, but super-talented Hawk is just the man to blow it. Ben sucks Hawk a bit, too, and it's a long cock, though no problem for Ben to handle. Best about Ben's work is the amount of unbroken eye contact between the two men. Watch Ben as he stares at his prey and chews on his balls or tugs at Hawk's foreskin. All of this blowing gets Hawk to cum and then Ben slops one on Hawk's chest next.
Twinkie blond Sloan Christian wants to be in the video, so he has his uncle, the supremely hairy and hunky Jack Van Dean, take pictures of him. Sloan isn't exactly thrilled to be stripping for the Polaroids, but Jack points out that if he had a two-inch dick, Catalina should know about it up front. Sloan agrees, and then propositions Jack. What about the question of incest, Jack inquires? Sloan says he's 18 and won't tell anyone, so Jack agrees. Sloan drops his pants and pops out a cock that even flaccid is pretty damn big. However, it slides down the gangplank of Jack's throat effortlessly, another master sucker proving his worth on an impressive dick. Jack also moans up a sexy little storm as he gulps for more and more. Jack never seems to tire. He then strips to only his chest hair so Sloan can blow him. Sloan's suck isn't quite up to the level of those around it, but watching the little guy taste the hunk is an agreeable sight for sure. Jack cums after all the blowing, but Sloan isn't finished, so Jack bends over to get fucked. His meaty muscular ass takes a fine plow from Sloan. Sloan is again a little lackluster, but with a dick that size slipping in between an ass that beautiful with such expertise, I see no reason to turn away from the TV screen. Sloan pulls out at the end for a dripping exhausted shot.
Almost too handsome to bear, the tanned and shaved Dante Foxx is excited for his pal Maxime to be in a Catalina video and promises to throw him a release party. After they hang up, Dante's boyfriend, lanky brunet Joey Caruso, decides to do something about their neglected sex life. Joey works his way down Dante's amazing body tongue-flick by tongue-flick until he gets to the gargantuan cock waiting for him. What's a good boyfriend to do but go to down on such a luscious dark piece? Joey doesn't try to impress the way Steve did, perhaps, but his blowjob is very professional and from the way Dante is swaying and braying, I'm guessing it feels mighty good. Excellent videography heightens the sexiness of this scene. After Joey has had his fill, Dante gets to suck a bit, doing a more spirited job. He's all about having fun and making Joey do the same. Dante then fucks Joe standing up, as eager as you please. Dante is all porn star head thrown back, sizzling in his wanna-be-brutal fuck of his partner -- and Joey provides a nice welcoming ass for this insatiable top. Though Joey is a little sluggish in his co-participation, he allows Dante full access to all of his trickery, so Dante gets more and more manic as the fuck goes along, until it's time for both to rattle off fine cum-shots.
For the final scene, it's time to let Maxime do his first scene for Catalina (well, his second, but his first in the plot). First, we are treated to his photo shoot with Jerek, a phenomenally good-looking man with a patrician look to him and a body that is unmatched in this video for sheer perfection. Peeping through his wet underwear is also a very large dick. After the photo shoot, they boys need very little direction for their actual sex scene. Maxime and Jerek start with some making out that is a passionate telling of what's to come. Maxime does the first blowjob, right below a stunning set of abs. Grabbing the dick with one hand, he throws his whole face into sucking his partner off. The pecker is more than large enough for both a hand and mouth to be working this hard, and Maxime's teasing blowjob is a wonder. Not only can he take the full cock, but with loads of different styles, never staying in the same spot for more than a few seconds. Big cocks have come and gone in this video, but the largest still belongs to Maxime. It is quite a humdinger for Jerek, who fights with it bravely, even if he won't get to the bottom of it. But, man, oh, man, does he look hot sucking it! A beautiful boy with a beautiful dick to suck, well, it doesn't get any better than that. The first fucking position finds Jerek sitting down on Maxime. He plunks himself down on the cock and immediately swallows it whole. Once he is more comfortable, the two of them work up a virtual storm of steam. Maxime thrusts spastically from underneath while Jerek aims to achieve maximum height in his bounce. The combination makes for an extremely satisfying fuck, the best so far. After they are done here, Maxime fucks Jerek sideways, which allows him to take even more control of the action. Their chemistry is unceasing, with even more of it present for the final moments. After each jacks off, it seems to everyone that a love match has been made. The guys kiss long after the cameras are off and gone.
From the start, the energy is coursing through these wowing performers, all of them absolutely dedicated to the tasks at hand. Deep-throats and carnivorous asses make for a super fun video to watch.
You bet I'll take that order: "Super Sized!"
A Video Review by Brent Blue [ http://www.ManNet.com ]
*** Highly Recommended ***
Catalina Video's newest release bears no relation to ordering a meal at a fast food restaurant, but you'll most likely feel unfulfilled by both. Supersized instead refers to the supremely long and unclipped hose of French-Canadian Maxime Cannon. Cannon is certainly the answer to every size queen's dream, and the clever story line may bring a smile to your lips. But uninspired sex scenes and several wooden performances won't bring a rise to your hips.
Film aficionados may argue that director Josh Eliot's use of widescreen videography is simply a gimmick. My argument is not that Eliot has failed to exploit the possibilities of widescreen action but that he has failed to capture any sustained sexual heat onscreen.
Some moments in Supersized do stand out, and they mostly involve Cannon and his third leg. In the first segment, Steve Rambo has our lean-bodied star face down on the massage table. Cannon directs the muscled masseuse to his lower back, and when Rambo peels off Cannon's towel, we get a glimpse of Cannon's soft yet impressive cock lying between his sweet French-Canadian buns. Rambo kneads those upturned cheeks while Cannon's meat grows to juicy club-like proportions. Cannon soon flips over, and we get our first full view of his Eiffel Tower. Sacre bleu! Oral enthusiasts will appreciate how Rambo fully explores the length and breadth of Cannon's cock and the tight foreskin that clings to Cannon's enormous dickhead.
Fast-forward to the final scene and, thanks to some clever plot contrivances, Cannon is filming the first scene of his Catalina Video debut called, yes, Supersized. He is partnered with Jerek, who is tall and lean and reminds me of any number of clean-cut basketball players from my college days. You'll want to lower the sound when Jerek speaks, but, thankfully, his mouth is often otherwise occupied. My favorite moment in this particular scene has Jerek kneeling and stroking Cannon's humungous boner. Jerek can't quite believe the amount of cock he has in his fist, and both he and Cannon enjoy a moment of playful intimacy based on their mutual good fortune.
Those kinds of moments are too few and far between to generate more than a passing interest in this video. One hopes that Catalina will take inspiration from Cannon's generous endowment and offer us a splendid full course meal with its next video instead of the lukewarm appetizer that is Supersized.
- Matthew Cronin