Okay, let's get this out of the way right off the bat -- while this bit of porn has some hot content, it really has one of the wackiest, lamest premises in the history of porn. There's also no identification of any of the studly performers, so we're just going to give some brief descriptions and not even try to I.D. them.
Now, for that plot: The movie takes the form of a series of testimonials with various Brazilian guys telling us how the "Dicktronic" has changed their lives. This device looks like an electronic blood-pressure monitor. It's composed of one of those cuffs around the upper arm, with a heart-shaped gadget attached to it. Just why is it that the miraculous "Dicktronic" is attached to the arm and not the dick? At any rate, after brief testimonials we get to see in detail just what a difference it made in each individual's sex life.
The first scene was the Emperor's favorite. Our first Dicktronic user is a stunningly masculine, handsome, and built guy, very thickly muscled and bright eyed. He confesses (via subtitles) that he was once chubby and his love life sucked, but Dicktronic changed all that. To illustrate, we see how another macho, muscular stud abruptly shows up at this door. This guy is less handsome, but equally hunky and even more macho. He's mostly trade as our former chub-ette sucks him before bottoming all over the living room, which includes an antique barber's chair. He takes quite a pounding, and really enjoys it. We do love seeing two thickly built, macho guys together, particularly when one is an enthusiastic bottom. Both are very smooth, and do plenty of grunting and sighing. The full-body angles where you can see just how big the guys are is the best part. The macho stranger eventually shoots a load all over the handsome Brazilian's torso, which quickly inspires his own load.
Our next testimonial is from an average-looking guy who says he was skinny before Dicktronic, which he wears around his waist. In this position it looks like some kind of hernia truss. Or maybe one of those electric zapper things that claim to exercise you with jolts of electricity. As a result, our fair-skinned, dark-haired guy (who may have gained weight as a result of Dicktronic, but still isn't very toned) picks up a cute boy just by wandering around town. This new guy has an athletic build and square jaw, and thick, upcurving dick. Oh, and a swirly tattoo of an eye on his abdomen. It looks like an octopus. Probably a sign of some secret Brazilian cult. Although the action is initially more mutual than in the first scene, evidently the Dicktronic has a side effect that turns you into a voracious bottom, and our boy takes his pick-up's thick dick every which way in a vigorous fuck. The top's thick, muscular ass and hairy thighs look great pumping away, and the bottom mostly stays hard, even for the most violent pounding. His grunts and whimpers are quite convincing, and he cums while being pumped, followed by the jock-looking top.
Next, a boyish young dark guy describes how he had tried everything, including some clumsy experiments with voodoo and tarot cards that we're entertained by seeing. But his friends told him he was too ugly. What the hell? First, he's a cutie, and second, what kind of friends would tell you you're ugly? Anyhow, all his problems ended with Dicktronic, which he wears on his right thigh, where we suppose it serves double duty as a muscle brace. His sex partner is another young, dark guy, who actually looks a lot like the "ugly" boy, except he has some light hair on his torso. Both have short dark hair and thick cocks. There's some enthusiastic sucking, then the fucking begins in a nifty, modern-looking chair. Dicktronic boy loves getting pounded and his thick cock stays hard, and then -- surprise -- he turns the tables and it's a flip-flop. Maybe that's what happens when you wear the Dicktronic on your leg -- you're versatile instead of a total bottom. We're all for that. He's quite the contortionist as he can suck his partner's dick while fucking him. He fucks him until the hairy guy cums, then shoots a load that rockets completely past his partner's head and onto the pillows.
The last testimonial comes from a lithe, happy-looking youngster who wears his Dicktronic around his stomach. This seems to mean that you get involved in three-ways, and he makes it with another really young, innocent-looking guy and an older, macho guy with a thick, pointy dick and even more pointy sideburns. Although the macho guy is fairly participatory, even rimming the youthful Dicktronic user, the other young guy is fairly passive. Wearing the Dicktronic on the stomach evidently has the usual side effect as the young man enjoys a thorough fucking from the macho guy with the pointy sideburns. He shoots a huge load, and by the time he's joined by the others, his torso is completely soaked with cum.
This was a nice effort from a director that your Emperor was heretofore unfamiliar with. It's characterized by lots of energy and enthusiasm from the performers, and they're mostly really nice looking. The photography is pretty good, although the editing is a little slow. With just a little more polish, this movie could easily have been much better. But we can't say that we would recommend the Dicktronic device. You're probably better off visiting a sex therapist.
DVD features: Auto-start and auto-repeat; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by The Porn Emperor