Just what is it that director Chris Ward feels we should take like a man? Is it a spanking when we're bad? Our vitamins? No, it's gigantic cocks. Ah, yes. A subject near and dear to the Emperor's aristocratic heart.
Like most Raging Stallion features, this doesn't bother much with plots. It's all sex from beginning to end, and features the extraordinary lighting and photography that Raging Stallion is so good at. It also features the usual bevy of hunky, macho guys, and the aforementioned big dicks.
Scene No. 1 is titled "Mansex." Not particularly descriptive, is it? But Tony Scalia and Carlo Cox are an excellent pairing. Both are hunky, hairy, balding thirtysomethings; Tony's pumped-up physique seems to have no body fat at all. The Brazilian Carlo's body is also nice, though less developed and more hairy than Tony's. They both seem genuinely turned on as they get busy in front of a weird, white, wire cage-like thing. It looks like a really big Sol LeWitt sculpture, except there's a chain hanging off it. Tony slurps eagerly on Carlo's ample cock, then Carlo starts prying at Tony's hole and promptly gives it a thorough fucking. Particularly nice are the views of Carlo on his side fucking Tony, who's on his back. It provides a stimulating view of Tony's hard, bulging physique and grimacing face as Carlo's fat prick pumps away. He shoots a big load all over Tony's face, and Tony shoots while the cum is still dripping off of his cheek.
"It's Too Big!" seems an unlikely name for a sex scene, since we all know that no dick is too big -- at least for someone, somewhere. Slick-looking, well-dressed, bald Rob picks up street-boy Michael Soldier in his big fancy car. Long-faced white boy Michael wastes no time in starting the action with handsome, black Rob. Suddenly–poof! -- their clothes disappear! Too bad it doesn't work that way in real life. Of course, then we see why Michael was so eager: he has that special sixth sense about large cocks, and he's really hit the jackpot. Rob's meat is -- conservatively -- nine or ten inches long and about seven around. It's possibly bigger than Chad Hunt's, although it doesn't stay as hard. Michael sucks it worshipfully, playing with the foreskin and moaning with pleasure. When Rob forces his head down on it, even with a whole fistful outside of his mouth we can hear Michael gagging. If you like to see jaws stretch and mouths bulge, this is for you. Michael then makes a really big fuss when Rob starts fucking him, whimpering and groaning like crazy. But clearly he's one of those for whom it's definitely NOT too big, since he takes it all with pleasure. The doggy-fucking goes on quite a long time, and Michael's moans evolve into the wails of a banshee as he cums. Rob shoots a nice load himself, but is strictly a trade top other than some smooching at the beginning and the end. Speaking of the end, Michael gets a surprise when Rob whips out a badge and handcuffs and arrests him. "Hustler? I'm a dancer!" he protests. Actually, Michael is quite a convincing little actor and should definitely have more speaking parts.
Scene No. 3 is "Massive Black Cock." Wait a minute -- didn't we just see that? Yeah, well, you're gonna' get some more. Rob is back for a solo, which he does in a barn environment amongst hay and blankets, along with picturesque farm implements. There's considerable foreskin play and use of a rope as a prop before Rob's big black cock jets another gusher.
"Two Men and a Boy" has nothing to do with babies left on some bachelors' doorstep, if that's what you're thinking. It's about Michael Brandon and Steven Richards manhandling Shane Rollins. However, the very first image is of Michael Brandon's giant cock (not as fat as Rob's, but almost as long) tentatively probing between Steven's buttcheeks before progressing to some deep fucking, doggy-style. Tall and lean Michael is a Raging Stallion staple; so is Steven, who looks particularly butch here with a beard so short it's almost stubble. Suddenly the fucking is replaced by Shane intently sucking Steven, who promptly returns the favor for the smooth, boyish Shane. Steven teases Shane's hole with his ample dick before launching into a steady fuck. Michael finally returns (we don't know where he's been; maybe he had a dental appointment) to feed Shane his long wiener. Shane takes a break and Steven buries his face in Shane's butt, while Michael deep-throats his dick. Now, that's how you show a boy a good time! They eventually switch ends, and Shane gets Michael's big one missionary while he makes out with Steven. We finally get a good view of Shane's own cock, which is pretty fat itself. Everybody shoots big, splattering loads, and there's a great closing shot of the three, semi-hard, cum-splattered cocks dangling together.
Although the title might suggest it's something of a domination or S&M movie, Carlo's comments pretty much sum it up: "Truly butch guys know how to bottom," like you see here. And there's plenty of macho to go around, served with some jumbo sausages.
DVD features: Dolby sound; the full-length feature; interactive menus (with a generous chapter breakdown); trailer (for "Gay Dreams" -- it made us want to see it, so that's effective); interviews (with Tony Scalia and Carlo Cox; we find out that the bubbly Tony Scalia had to interrupt his porn career because of hip surgery; Carlo Cox likes orgies, and prefers American guys' comfort level with bottoming as compared to his native Brazil: "You got to be a real man to hold a cock in your ass" is his description of the American attitude; and you can tell from the looks in their eyes as Carlo and Tony discuss their pairing that they were more than a little enamored of each other -- it shows in their scene together); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A VHS + DVD Review by The Porn Emperor