WARNING!
With real life boyfriends (at the time) Tag Eriksson and Paolo Cortez.
In "Lords II: Return to the Manor," porn star hopefuls arrive at Jet Set Manor, a medieval-style faux castle, to audition for roles in Jet Set productions. The auditions, of course, involve extensive fucking and sucking. The question is, who cares about the roles? Just get me to the auditions!
Swedish hunk Tag Eriksson hooks up with Latino stud Paolo Cortez outside, after showing up at the manor and asking about the auditions. Someone must have tipped Tag off in advance, because he is dressed exactly like Paolo. It hardly matters, though, because the two studs get naked almost immediately, next to the moat. Yes, moat. Paolo takes an understandable interest in Tag's backside, pulling down his pants and admiring it appreciatively. When Tag and Paolo kiss, their erections tent out the crotches of the baggy sweatpants they are wearing. Tag goes down on Paolo's dick, which is a real beauty, uncut and thick as a club. It's difficult to say which is sexier, the hungry way they blow each other or the deliberate slowness of their kisses; both are a pleasure to watch. Then Tag bottoms for Paolo. Paolo's dick looks right at home between Tag's luscious asscheeks, and Tag's cock stays rock-hard as Paolo fucks him from behind. Added bonus: the camera manages to capture Tag's ass getting goose bumps -- maybe it's from the fucking or maybe it was just cold outside that day -- whatever, they look great. Next, Tag sits on Paolo's cock and rides it, while jerking his erection at the same time, followed by Paolo taking Tag missionary. Tag manages a hands-free orgasm, at least it starts out that way, with gobs of cum oozing from his foreskin-covered cockhead onto his belly as Paolo watches. Then Tag grabs his dick and before he can get one stroke in, hot jets of cum shoot up his torso. It's one amazing cum-shot, perfectly captured by the videographer. Paolo shoots after that, but Tag is a tough act to follow.
Back inside the manor, Lee Carrington, a young blond pup, gets a lesson in lordly privilege when he encounters Buck McCall. Buck orders Lee to get undressed immediately, and the dude is already erect by the time his pants come off. As Buck sits on a throne (yes, throne), Lee deep-throats his cock, and then he gets on all-fours as Buck inspects his spread cheeks and asshole. Lee practically has to beg Buck to fuck him, but the big stud finally complies, sliding into Lee's smooth buns from behind, and then working up to a fast thrusting pace while Lee urges him on. The fuck scene between them is long and interesting, and a lot of the action is shot from underneath, showing off both Buck's hard dick and Lee's ripe butt to perfection. Then they change to missionary, and Buck's bubble-butt flexes and releases fetchingly as he pounds Lee's ass. Buck pulls out and shoots on Lee's hairless torso, and then he straddles Lee's head and dangles his balls in Lee's face as Lee blows his load. As Lee pulls on his hard cock, his balls draw up so far in their sack they almost disappear.
Sandy-blond Sandy Sloane is waiting in an outdoor gazebo as he is lured inside by dark and handsome Shane Pascal, who auditions the stud in a bathtub that looks like a pool in a grotto. Sandy bends over and Shane gets immediately entranced by his tasty-looking butthole. He fingers, tongues and spits on it, in addition to biting and kissing Sandy's milky-white asscheeks. Sandy then gives Shane a very hot, wet blow, working Shane's uncut piece until it reaches for the skies. Sandy bends over again, and Shane fucks him, going slow, then picking up the pace, and pulling all the way out of Sandy's ass before he plunges back in again. Sandy reclines on the side of the tub and Shane fucks him missionary, then the stud pulls out and shoots all over Sandy's smooth torso. Sandy squeezes the last drips out of Shane's dick, and then Shane reclines on the side of the tub and Sandy sits on his still-hard dick. Sandy rides Shane until he cums, leaving a stream of the stuff all over Shane's tanned, smooth belly.
Buck returns with cutie-pie Jason Tyler, and Jason feasts on Buck's cock, making the nipples that cap off Buck's bulging pecs hard and pointy. Jason keeps his own erection going by stroking it as he's sucking Buck, and then Jason bends Buck over and spreads his cheeks, exposing a hole ringed with light brown fur. Jason tongue-fucks it energetically. Buck then fucks Jason (on a fur rug, even). Buck kisses Jason sweetly as he's plowing his hole, murmuring sweet-nothings, like "Take that dick!" Seriously, these two handsome studs look ultra-erotic as they fuck, especially with the kisses thrown in. Buck and Jason try out the doggy position, and then Buck fucks Jason standing from behind. Jason cums, losing it all over the antique desk and the fur rug, and then he blows Buck, and then fingers Buck's ass while Buck jerks his dick. Buck's dick oozes his load while Jason continues to massage his prostate with his finger.
In the finale, two auditioners, Tim Tyler and Trayce Cannon, square off with three pros, Brad Collins, Dante Foxx and Sean Skyler. Brad tells Tim to strip down, and he does, revealing well-defined abs and a nice-sized dick with big, low-hanging balls. Brad takes off his clothes in tandem with Tim, and soon both are all the way naked. Brad calls Dante downstairs, and then Trayce joins the group. With no preliminaries whatsoever, Dante shoves his dick inside Tim and fucks away as Brad and Trayce watch. The scene turns into a gangbang, with Tim taking on all three of the others. Usually a "treasure trail" leads down a belly to a dick, but Tim has an "ass treasure trail" that leads from behind his balls all the way to his hole. It's a different kind of treasure, but no less desirable, no? Yet another stud appears mysteriously: completely nude. Sean Skyler sits on a spiral staircase and jerks his cock as he watches Tim get gangbanged. Tim even gives Sean a little foot worship, and then Sean bends over, spreads his cheeks, and winks his hole at the camera. Then a three-way fuck follows, with Trayce in the middle, fucking Tim as Dante fucks him. Then Trayce gets his asshole worked over with a big dildo wielded by Brad as Dante fucks Tim. The scene ends with Sean shooting his cum over the edge of the staircase, and Tim in the middle as Dante, Brad and Trayce all shoot their loads on him.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; outtakes; gallery; trailers ("The Hole," "Desert Pick-Up 2," "American Porn Star," "The Fuk Club," Desert Pick-Up" and "Carnal Haze"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox
The unanticipated sequel to Jet Set's 2000 release Lords of Jet Set Manor features a somewhat diverse cast and some hot sex but is riddled with production issues that really make the entire effort suffer. High-profile Grabby winner Tag Eriksson leads the cast along with other equally buffed, hairless cuties, but surprisingly not every guy looks like a model or bodybuilder. And this isn't always a good thing! But even non-bodybuilders can still have sizzling sex, which is proven in this DVD. Worse though, are the varied production problems that plague this release. Wacky film techniques (slo-mo, "shaky" cam, etc.) really distract from the action. Poor editing makes some scenes drag on and on, and "looping" is obvious in quite a few instances. Not good when you're trying to get off! Still, there are a few diamonds in the rough, and who doesn't like to see Eriksson get his perky tail pounded by big, uncut cock? Almost makes you forget that the sound doesn't match the action.
Just like its predecessor, Lords II is set at an estate in Hollywood that looks like a medieval mansion decorated by Hugh Hefner. Eriksson has come to the manor for some mysterious audition and ends up warming-up for the audition outside with heavy-hung Paolo Cortez. There's some smooching before Eriksson drops to his knees and tries to engulf Cortez's massive, uncut, beer-can cock. They kiss some more and then swap bjs before Eriksson is getting his backside nailed. Cortez is a good-looking guy with a gorgeous cock, and he knows how to use it well. He fucks Eriksson over and over and over (oops! that's the looping) until they are both ready to shoot. Eriksson steals the show at the end, though, producing a cum shot that shoots about five feet. Very hot!
Back inside the manor, Lee Carington talks to the manor's owner, Dante Foxx, about an audition. While Foxx looks like a Jet Set poster boy (blond, beefy frat boy), Carington looks like a slightly out-of-shape Santa Monica street hustler. Carington going down on Foxx goes on quite a while before Carington gets his ass fucked over the casting couch/throne. Foxx's bod is hot to watch, even when fucking forever, but there's not much sizzle in this scene.
The next scene is the best of the DVD, even though it starts out with that silly audition stuff. Sexy, swarthy Shane Pascal has fair-skinned Sandy Sloane audition in an exotic bathtub. Contrasting nicely between tan skin and pale white, both of these guys are good looking without being the typical Jet Set buffed-up bodybuilders. They make out in the huge tub before Pascal fingers and tongues Sloane's bubble butt. The anal action gets Pascal's bone rock hard, causing Sloane to drop to his knees and deep-throat the huge, uncut cock. After a very sexy face-fucking, Sloane bends over the side of the tub and gets that lily-white ass pounded. Pascal is a gorgeous sex machine as he rides that butt in a variety of positions, working his huge cock like a pro. Both dudes end up spilling their loads in this very hot scene. Yes, there is mismatched sound and obvious looping, but the sexiness of these two performers overrides all the annoying stuff.
The next scene is between Trayce Cannon and Jason Tyler. The well built blond face-fucks the dark haired cutie and then gets his rock hard bubble butt eaten out. And while I think the blond's ass really needed to get fucked, he's the one on top as the two fuck on their backs, bent over and standing up. The action is good and solid, as are the cum scenes. I love how the blond needs a finger up his rear to get him to shoot -- told you he should have gotten fucked! The last scene is a four-way (kinda five-way) that has three hard bodies, one good-looking, lean-bodied bottom and then this lean blond twink type with a shrill voice. Buck McCall is the star of the scene, delivering hard-pounding action to several holes. You might think a four-way would lead to many opportunities for varied action, but this is pretty boring. One guy fucks, the rest watch. There is a little dildo action near the end, but the whole thing is pretty homogenous. This scene also boasts the worst editing, loops and sound I think I've ever seen in gay porn. 'Nuff said!
Lastly, I must apologize to the performers. The DVD lists the performers in order of appearance, but based on some of the dialogue, I don't believe that is correct. Speaking of DVDs, don't look for any noteworthy extras on here. It's pretty bare bones as far as DVDs go.
- Ryan Williams