"The Matrix" trilogy, from the Wachowski brothers, succeeded by entwining breathtakingly innovative special effects with an intricate and mysterious world. And Blue Blake succeeds with "The MatriXXX" by entwining a breathtakingly horny Jim Slade in an intricate and mysterious world. Unlike Neo, Jim doesn't have Morpheus to provide counsel. He's left to his own devices to out-smart his competition. You see, Jim is a conniving bodybuilder who uses his masculine wiles to get ahead, some head, and plenty of cock. He wants to win the MatriXXX, a bodybuilding competition, and he'll stop at nothing to win. Nothing.
Jim Slade, one of my all-time favorites, looks quite fetching here. He's packed on quite a bit of muscle and his spectacular bubble-butt is in full effect. Nevertheless, his gym buddy, Tony Cage, is also a stunner. He's a bit taller than Jim, and just as handsome and muscular (he appeared on an episode of MTV's "True Life" -- an honest-to-goodness reality-TV make-over subject, folks). Jim is already swallowing Tony's erection whole as their scene begins on a weight bench in a gym. Jim's a master cocksucker and really seems to enjoy sucking Tony's pretty pecker. He then munches on Tony's gorgeous booty, shoving his face deep into the crack and bathing the hole with his wet tongue. Tony returns the favors, rimming Jim as expertly as he had just been rimmed, before deep-throating Jim's hard dick repeatedly. The cocksucking and rimming throughout is sensational. Tony then really works up a sweat fucking Jim, missionary and doggy. Tony pops a big load in the end, splashing his cum all over Jim's sweaty face, the cum getting caught on Jim's chin, lips and tongue. Jim then swallows the cummy cock again, stands, and shoots his load on Tony's abs.
Ever the no-good schemer, Jim spikes another competitor's water with a hallucinogenic drug. The rival, Jay Poison, is a big brute of a man with long hair and dark tan skin. After drinking the water, he flexes and poses in a mirror while wearing skimpy posing trunks. His actions soon turn erotic, and he loses the trunks to pull his pud. He then shoves a crystal-clear Lucite buttplug up his ass as the drugs make him hornier. He progresses to a double-headed rubbery dildo, slowly but surely shoving most of the lengthy toy up his booty. Having worked his hole into a drug-induced frenzy, Jay pulls the dildo out and jerks out a major load.
Money makes the world go around, so Jim hires Tony Valentino to buy off yet another competitor, Trey Rexx. Jim's no fool: Trey is a muscle god. Trey rejects the cash-only deal -- he wants some dick, too. And dick he gets, as Tony has enough dick to barter for pretty much anything on the world market. His cock is long, fat, and has a beautiful cockhead. Trey gets his wish and inhales the huge cock with glee before getting a good fuck from it as well. As Trey is getting his muscle ass fucked, Stefan Milos walks in (this is all taking place in the gym near a boxing ring). Stefan is tall, donkey-dicked and fair-skinned. He watches Trey and Tony fucking and plays with is big dick and asshole. He strokes his dick with enthusiasm, to be sure, but he really goes to town fingering his hole. He spreads the cheeks apart, and spreads open the pucker with his digits. They all shoot big loads, and Jim has one less muscle dude to worry about.
Jim pulls one more trick out of his bag to thwart rival Tony Cage. He receives a delivery, a case a Corona beer from Jim. Tony tells the delivery guy, Jeremy Jordan, that he doesn't drink anymore and couldn't possibly drink a case of beer by his lonesome, so cutie-patootie Jeremy offers to down a few with him. He downs a few brewskies, sure, but he guzzles Tony's cock as if it's the last cock he'll ever suck. He sucks and rims Tony, then gets fucked on the dining room table as the sun sets through the window.
Always up to something, Jim stops by Dan Packin's house. Dan is one of the judges for the competition (Jim is more determined to get his way than Tori Spelling on an episode of "Beverly Hills, 90210"). Dan is a hugely hung black man who wears a ski mask throughout the scene. His dick is not obscured, though -- it's a whopper. Dan calls his buddy, Flex Deon-Blake, over to join in on the fun, and they proceed to shove as much black cock as they can into Jim's hungry little mouth. Jim takes so much cock into his mouth that it's a wonder he didn't choke to death (and Flex is an excellent dirty-talker). At any rate, he rims their smooth brown butts, gets rimmed, and then fucked. At one point, he takes both cocks up his bum simultaneously. A feat not easily achieved as Jim has a tiny little hole that somehow opens wide for two of the biggest black dicks on the planet. Dan and Flex give Jim a facial, their loads dripping off of his face as he jerks himself off (with huge blobs of cum stuck to his chin and neck). Does Jim win the competition? Was all his sucking, rimming and fucking for naught? I won't ruin the ending here (the last line had me howling with laughter, though). What I will say is that "The MatriXXX: A Muscle Explosion" certainly caused me to explode (many times). Yes, indeedy.
DVD features: Dolby sound; chapter selections; behind-the-scenes footage (outtakes); gallery; trailer ("Muscle Penitentiary"); and no regional coding.
A DVD Review by Butch Harris