The first to be filmed (but the last released) in Bjorn's Hungarian trilogy ("Hungary for Men," "The Vampire of Budapest" and "Comrades in Arms"), "Hungary for Men" is a quaint little story inspired by traditional fairy tales (as Bjorn explains in the interesting commentary that accompanies the slide-show on this DVD). It has a little Hansel & Gretel mixed in with some romance -- and a lot of bumping, grinding and cum-shots.
Brunet Akos (who went on to a career with Falcon and other studios) has driven off into a field to make out with Tibor, who's a cute young brown-haired guy with downy fuzz on his chest. Tibor is also a bad boy. After they romantically drink some wine and fall asleep in the weeds, Tibor sneaks away, steals Akos' car, and drives off, throwing his clothes out the window. Poor Akos -- seduced and abandoned. Considering his car was some crappy rusting Trabant, maybe he should thank Tibor. Tibor has second thoughts about his life of crime, however, and he stops in the middle of the deserted country road to reminisce about their earlier sex -- blowjobs with nice cum-shots in the field. He turns around in order to look for Akos, who meanwhile has gotten a lift from Bjorn mainstay Attila and blond Marko, who sports a long ponytail here. (Bjorn explains in the commentary for "Vampire of Budapest" that he finally persuaded him to cut it off -- with great difficulty -- which is why he only has it in this first film.) This being rural Hungary, however, the lift is by horse cart, and they take him to the nearest farm to have sex in the barn.
After some initial trading of blowjobs followed by cum-shots, Attila and Marko take turns fucking Akos on some scratchy-looking hay bales until everyone cums again. Akos can do straddle splits, so you've probably rarely seen legs spread so far apart for fucking before. Marko then rims and jacks Akos and Attila, and alternates fucking and fingering the two hunks. Akos seems much more interested in the fucking, however, bouncing his butt against Marko while Attila gets up for more sucking from Marko. Then it's time for a surprise -- topman Marko gets fucked by Attila while sucking Akos, and Attila and Akos shoot again. We hasten to add that Marko's cum-shots are high-velocity, multiple-squirt record-breakers. Where does he get the hydraulic pressure ... ?
As Akos leaves he drops his jacket by the road. Yeah, right. Leave your expensive jacket because you're too warm. But this is important to the plot, as you'll see. As he continues on his way, he cruises axe-wielding boys in a farmyard. One is cutie-pie Ferenc Botos, the star of some later Bjorn features. The other is Zoltan Korma, who has long sideburns and is another young cutie with curly hair and a shoulder tattoo that looks like a big wart. Evidently, just being cruised by Akos leaves them indescribably horny (the Emperor has been known to have the same effect on people -- or do they leave the room for another reason?), and they swap blowjobs in the yard. Then Ferenc (who's slightly hairy) fucks Zoltan over a big stump until both cum. They adjourn to the house for more fucking and sucking, with Ferenc happily bottoming missionary-style on a bed with a big white fur on it. Several copious cum-shots later, they're finally worn out.
Akos continues to leave clothes by the roadside, just like Hansel and Gretel and their crumbs in the woods. And Tibor continues to use them to follow him as he searches longingly for the man he betrayed. (So dramatic, aren't we?) Akos meets Reszo Farkas when he's stealing some of Reszo's grapes, but Rezso forgives him and Akos gratefully gives him a blowjob and gives up his ass. He has his foot in the crotch of a tree almost as high as his head, making Reszo's entrance easy and giving us cramps just to watch it. Rezso looks like a teenager with blondish curly hair, and he throws an energetic fuck into Akos' spread-wide ass. Both cum at various points.
In his ongoing hunt for Akos, Tibor spies on some kind of strip poker game involving Tomas Kruc, Robert Domotor and Arpad Miklos. It inevitably evolves into blowjobs as Tomas and Robert service the gigantic dick of Arpad, a tall, lean, tan guy. Tibor busts in on them and draws a card. We're not sure of the bet, but we think he must have won, because he gets to service all three. Robert is fairly generic looking and plays a relatively minor role in the ensuing four-way. After Tibor gives blowjobs, Tomas has to pay up on his earlier bet of his ass, and takes Arpad's big dick atop another piece of that white fur, on top of a rickety stool. Tibor takes a turn and then there are some amazing cum-shots. But wait -- there's more! Robert and Tomas then both enthusiastically bottom side by side for Tibor and Arpad, both doggy and missionary. Further cum-shots ensue, but in the post-orgasmic glow, Tibor suddenly remembers Akos and drives off, finding Akos' tank-top at Reszo's.
He stumbles upon Akos raking the yard (that's a lot of work he had to do for a bunch of grapes) and apologizes. Akos is hesitant until Reszo steps in as yenta. "Kiss him," he says. This, of course, is a prelude to three-way action. After servicing Akos and Tibor while they kiss, the tables turn and the two suck and rim Reszo until he cums, then Tibor fucks him. There's that white fur again -- did Tibor steal it from the card players? How the hell will they clean the cum out of it? Then Akos takes Tibor in his mouth and Reszo in his butt (which also attracts a big black fly at one point, being that they're outside), and three more cum-shots later they're walking off into the sunset together. Happily ever after, just like a fairy tale.
The director's commentary we mentioned is a great extra on this DVD version of this movie. It's an intelligent and articulate monologue in which Bjorn reminisces about some of the trials and tribulations of filming in rural Hungary. The movie is divided into thirteen chapters, which makes it easier to go to your favorite part. The men, while fit and muscular, tend to be slightly less beefy than in some of Bjorn's later features, so if you like 'em younger and slender, this one's for you. "Hungary for Men" well represents the usual combination of intense sensuality and hot action (and gallons of cum) that always characterize Bjorn's work.
A DVD Review by The Porn Emperor