Quality bi porn is a rare commodity so kudos to Adam & Eve Productions for stepping into the genre for the first time. Fine Bi Me was written and helmed by vet Mike Donner, who smartly cast Rod Barry and Tina Tyler as his leads. Put Rod Barry in a film, and I'm there, no questions asked. He and Ms. Tyler easily command the screen, and their threesome in the fifth and final scene (shared with newcomer Buck Jordan) is the best sex of the video.
That threesome is indeed quite watchable, and tech credits (romantic lighting, smooth editing) are sharper here than elsewhere in the video. At first, it seems bulky, muscular Buck Jordan (awesome gravity-defying butt on this young pup) is more into making out with Barry and sucking on his erection than paying attention to the cooing Tina Tyler. But, Ms. Tyler had previously confessed to being a top (I love a chick who takes charge!), and she soon orders the two men into a small daisy chain, with Barry confidently eating her out. The sex progresses smoothly into fucking as Barry pounds away at Ms. Tyler, then stuffs his dick into Jordan's butt. Both men dump their loads onto Ms. Tyler amid much moaning, groaning and smiles.
Barry also appears in the first scene, a fireside hetero coupling with Jordan Haze. Again, the chemistry is apparent. Barry dips his cock into a glass of white wine, which Ms. Haze eagerly sucks dry. She works over the famous Barry erection greedily, then leans back as Barry sensually goes to work on her pussy, hitting all the sweet spots as she noisily urges him on. Their fucking, in several positions, rates even higher on the noise meter, but it doesn't appear faked. Plenty of close-ups provide an almost surgical POV, even as the camera occasionally blurs out. Barry blows an impressive load all over her tits, and they kiss to close out the scene.
Scene two is a lesbian scenario between Devon Michaels, Xara Diaz, strawberries and a tub of whipped cream. Oh, and a pink double-sided dildo ... Ms. Michaels dips into the fridge for some sweetness, lasciviously licking the berries and her fingers clean. Ms. Diaz sternly frowns at this display, but that doesn't last long. Soon she's rubbing strawberries over her partner's clit and smearing whipped cream along her thighs and over her breasts. Lots of giggling and sensual kissing precedes the appearance of the dildo, which Ms. Diaz first slips into Ms. Michaels, then she squeezes herself onto the other end.
Scene three's foursome had the most potential, but it falls a bit flat. Hunky Gil Cortez wanted to swing for his birthday, so accommodating girlfriend Harlee provides him with Jason Clydesdale and Honey Best. The two couples pair off, smooching and progressing to blow jobs. Cortez is a gorgeously built Latino with a slow-burning intensity, while Clydesdale (now achieving porn fame as "Jason Crew") is tall and lean, with an equally long, snaking boner. He also grins toothily like he can't believe he's making a porn video. It's a cute affectation.
The women switch places briefly, then Cortez decides he wants some of Clydesdale's meat while the women happily go to work on each other. While Cortez humps an appreciative Harlee, and the camera focuses on his carmel-colored bubble butt, Clydesdale and Ms. Best are awkward with each other, and they take a while to find their rhythm. The single camera hops back and forth between the two pairs and doesn't quite find the right angles to catch the action. Eventually, the four come together as Clydesdale rides Cortez, with the women on the sidelines, and here Cortez really awakens, jamming his cock up into Clydesdale's ass, with the younger guy groaning in ecstasy.
The fourth vignette is set poolside between newcomers Jed Pisston and Devon Summers. Both men are smooth, with lean physiques. Kissing and blow jobs are good, particularly when they 69 each other. Energy slowly builds as they progress to vigorous rimming and Pisston topping Summers. But they finally hit their groove when the younger Summers takes over and energetically fucks Pisston, who clearly prefers this position. Cum shots are fine as they kiss and tumble into the pool.
Some awkwardness among the performers (scenes three and four) and technical roughness are more than compensated for by the peerless Rod Barry and Tina Tyler. In addition, Barry helms the camera for a behind-the-scenes featurette on the DVD that introduces many of the performers and provides a welcome bit of color and lightness to the proceedings.
- Jerry Douglas