In the context of the flick, "Alpha Males Online" bills itself as an alternative to bars, clubs and the like. Fair enough. I think it's safe to say that Internet meets have as huge a piece of the hook-up pie as anything these days, and things are no different in beautiful Sydney, Australia. "Age is measured in 'gay years,' PhotoShop can be very convincing, photos can be ten years old, 'versatile' means 'bottom,' 'large' means 'average' and when you see guys looking for Mr. Right, reading 'stalking husband-hunter,'" we are warned by the narrator before we get to the sex. Considering none of the guys in this flick are really old enough to remember Madonna before marriage, have any problem with their sexual roles or any issue just falling into bed, I'd say things work out exceedingly well for these horny mates.
Kristian is a tall reedy intense brunet who lives in a posh apartment high above the city. Naked but for a watch, he finds Shane's profile and is smitten. Shane is a tight cute brunet whose online video is quite tasty, not to mention the fact that he needs to get off five times a day. Inked Kristian is immediately smitten and arranges to meet the big brown-eyed Shane. Shane, initially worried if it's right to "shag on the first date," is seen making out hot and heavy with Kristian without so much as an introduction. From there, the lanky twosome fall into bed and Kristian gets a hearty blowjob from Shane's hardworking mouth and hand. A 69 fits their matching good looks and gulping needs. In his ad, Shane had said he was into getting fucked, but here he's a top, easily fucking Kristian with a good grinding rhythm. Kristian keeps things hot when he rides on Shane, where Shane beats him off to a gigantic climax. Shane matches it with his blast.
Another lusty treat is muscular Adam, with buzzed hair and a great ass. His video shows him in the shower, sporting a very large hooked uncut dick. The equally butch blond German Mark is definitely interested by Adam's crisply-shot solo footage (which includes a reel-'em-in cum-shot). When Mark calls Adam, it's for a second tryst! Indeed they do seem comfortable with each other and race through the make-out to nakedness in a flash. Earringed Mark is the first to suck dick, no easy task given Adam's giant piece. But, he treats it with slow sensual care and turns in a very good blowjob. He has his own particularly big piece that needs attention and fast-paced Adam keeps it very hard while in his mouth. They deep-reaching 69 is shot in beautiful close-up before Mark rims Adam with more of that sublime teasing slowness. It takes noticeable effort on Adam's part to take Mark's cock in his ass, but the pain seems worth it, because Mark soon has smooth easy access for a friendly engaging fuck. The view from underneath is most impressive, but watching all of Mark fit into Adam as the latter rides is just as fun. Both give good cum, just like their solo online videos showed.
Apparently Kristian works in construction (though he has nary a nick on his smooth pretty body), and he's horny again, interested in singles or groups, loving versatility ("a ride there and a ride back"). With this trip online, he meets the equally inexhaustible Adam, soon groping his cock in bed. Kristian has no trouble at all with Adam's wonderful dick, and Adam returns the blowjob with a deep-throat of his own. Bathed in soft light, these two treat each other to some great sucking before Adam gets fucked again. This time, nothing slow and steady, just powerful all-out fucking. It's a quick fuck before they decide they want a third. They pick Joey, an adorable youth who looks far better out of his shorts than in them. He's a bottom (and damn, he has the ass for it), though he confesses as well to a "major oral fixation." When Joey joins the other boys, they immediately rip him out of his clothing (literally), and Kristian grabs hard at his balls while Adam fills his mouth. He is definitely a fine sucker, though he sports a cock worth blowing for days, which Kristian happily does. As promised, he's a bottom, taking Kristian right to the tight balls as Adam had done previously. He then steals the movie from his talented co-stars by opening wide for a double-fuck. The boys aren't at all nice to him, but he's game for their big punishment. Kristian can barely handle it before he's cumming all over Adam's still-topping asshole and then bolting rather nastily. Joey and Adam are not finished, as Joey gets Adam on his back to submit to some light ass paddling. Toys abound when Shane screws Joey with a large dildo, which after the double-fuck is no issue. Shane parks himself on Joey's cock and rides, spewing a deserving load and then taking a facial from Joey.
Perhaps Alpha Males Online doesn't have a large membership, or perhaps the guys are always just majorly horned up, because here comes Mark again, finding plucky Josh, who has one nipple pierced and just a tad of hair on his chest. High above town again, this duo kisses in silhouette, wrapping their arms around each other with just cotton undies separating them. Josh may look boyish, but he has juicy lips and a hot mouth, both of which are needed to gobble down Mark's thick one. Mark sucks Josh easily and then eats his ass, the only performer to do so yet and someone who obviously loves this position. Adam has proven himself to be a solid top and does so again, sprinting with quick jabs at Josh's untanned bubbly ass. Adam remains fully in control of this fuck, not even stopping to let Josh ride before Josh has a cum-shot that could have poked the cameraman's eye out! Adam sprinkles Josh's chest with cum and is no doubt headed back to the computer to make another conquest.
Entering the story now is ultra blond Sam, with an amazingly tight thin body, and not afraid to show it off in full view of the Sydney Opera House. He has a delicious uncut cock that springs off his thin body quite spectacularly. He's an avowed bottom, but with a dick like that, I'm sure he gets plenty of requests to top. He meets Kristian, back for his third crack at an Alpha Male (and he's damn lucky in getting all of these hotties in his bed). Sam had said he was submissive, and he wasn't lying, letting Kristian force-feed him cock, though not minding when Kristian sucks him as well. Sam has a feisty rimming tongue, but then Kristian shows his off to be just as impressive. It's Kristian on top as expected, but he finds that Sam is every bit the bottom he assumed. He does a very big scooping fuck of the playful bottom, who also rides on him with mighty speed. These two tear around the bed in every position in quick succession until somehow Kristian ends up riding Sam briefly before fucking him again. It's in this position that Sam is comfortable enough to let out his blast.
Who hasn't had seconds? Joey is sitting at his computer when Shane and Josh, already together, find him. Since no one is new here, there is no time spent on introductions and Joey eagerly joins the already-naked boys. This kissing is hot, and watching Joey strip off his clothes equally so. The three guys spend a bit of time in three-way sucking, with Shane relaxing as the cock of the walk, and then they break into an assortment of twosomes so their mouths can have some individual time, with Shane now the ideal blower of the three. Shane fucks Joey, pleasantly and eagerly, and then the trio all comes together. With Josh sucking Shane, he plays bottom to Joey's sliding topman charms. Joey doesn't seem as comfortable topping as he did previously on the bottom, but Josh is an ace bottom and he makes it easy.
There is something very sleek and efficient about "Alpha Males Online." The run time is fairly short given the amount of scenes, but that's because there is not an ounce of fat on the bones here. The guys get right to business, tear into their tasks quickly and get the job done. This flick has no purpose other than sheer jack-off material, and since that's what it's celebrating, it definitely achieves its mission.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; solo (Joey); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue