Frankly, I don't know what all the fuss is over dirty cops. I mean, if policemen want to spend some free time sucking and fucking, why should anyone tell them that's at all wrong? We send them to prison for such an offense? What's that you say? "Dirty" refers to something other than piggish sex? I disagree and so does "Hot Cops 2," in a big way. If Zak Spears sees it my way, I dare anyone to disagree with him.
There's a break-in at Sunset and Pine!!!
Officers Zak Spears and Trey Casteel respond to the alarm (thought without a whole lot of speed, I must admit). Guns drawn in the best movie hero fashion, they enter the building, walking down the dank hallway like runway models. They accost "fuckwad" Barrett Long, another cop as dirty as Zak, so crooked he has to "shit standing up just to get in the toilet." Barrett offers to split it not evenly with Zak, and Trey wants in, to which Barrett snaps that basically all he'll get is a dick down his throat. Gravel-voiced Zak decides it's his dick that will be sucked.
So, out comes Zak's cock, thrusting from his giant frame as majestically as creation allows, and he growls orders at Barrett, more hell-bent on massaging his own raging piece than the suck. Shots from below of Zak, his body full of sizzling sexy hair and his cock pierced as largely as can be, are ideal. They also get in Barrett's dick and manage to cover up some of the less thrilled blowing. Zak takes over the sucking chores and manages to gobble up Barrett's double-digit uncut piece with typical verve, adding instant oomph to the scene. His mouth dripping saliva, Zak continues to show his co-star how it's all done when he adds some spicy rimming to the oral work. Masterful Zak bends over and plants his gigantic body firmly on all-fours as Barrett fucks him. Barrett is often given tight small bottoms as playthings and his big dick doesn't always fit, but when confronted with Zak, he's suddenly on the defensive, having to work much harder than usual to fill the ace hole. Zak eggs him on and tries to get him to show some energy, but seems content with the nice depth he's getting. Taking all of Barrett Long has to be very fulfilling. Gripping his pierced nipples and cock and roaring about. He pops a load onto his stomach and then Barrett sends a strong shooter cascading over the rest of his body.
Trey is sent out with the loot, but is accosted by bearded tan Parker Williams from Internal Affairs. Declaring Trey's ass is his, Parker soon has them both naked, with Trey's butt in his face, rimming to perfection, all while manning his gun. The very handsome Trey, a compact beautifully muscled cutie, has a large hairless ass that is just the thing to get eager Parker going. The use of his ticklish beard is one of his many dependable tricks, soon turning Trey around to give him a feisty deep-throat that puts a large smile on Trey's face (oh, and the gun is still in his hand, as if Trey even wants to escape this!). Parker cockhounds breathlessly, stopping only to switch places with Trey. The brunet lovely is another game blower, teasing the cock with lots of licking between full trips down to the balls. Parker's ass is as hairy as his is smooth, but there is no let-up in the rimming excitement as Trey lavishes a long tongue on the butt. Strong Parker goes galloping into a noisy nasty fuck, sending the energy level sky high as he takes advantage of Trey's willing ass. Their chemistry is very potent, and they even stop to kiss. Hard as a brick, Trey rides Parker's dick with the same forceful intent, looking ultra-fetching wearing nothing but his holster and Parker's cock. Parker goes back to active fucking long enough to get both of them delivering heaving loads all over Trey.
Another office, goateed brunet hairy hunk Jack Austin, goes snooping around the shady building, followed in a back exit by tall glamorous fellow cop Adam Faust. They catch building electrician Jeff Brooks, and decide to give him a "cavity search, free of charge." So, lightly bearded Jeff hits his knees and sucks Jack's thick stiff-one while tattooed hottie Adam works at his bubble-butt. The muscular meaty cheeks are a divine receptacle for Adam's generous fingers and tongue, with Jeff kept mighty busy by Jack's thickness. The three sit side by side so everyone can taste some cock, with Jack particularly aggressive in his sucking of Jeff. Adam, possessing another heavenly set of orbs, sits on Jeff's face for some return rimming while Adam gets to play with Jack's nipples. Dominant Jack plays top, squeezing into Jeff's tight ass while the bottom has Adam to blow. Once Jeff gets going, he's darn brutish, his considerable frame providing good heft to the fuck. Adam is next to use the hole, plowing in deep and getting even randier than the former top. Jeff loudly adores this fucking. Adam gets to top in a few positions, this pairing clearly the most winning, but Jack is not left out, getting blown most of the time. Jeff's deliciously hairy torso gets him cum blast and then Jack drops his on Adam's hairy pierced pecs, followed by a doozy from Adam.
Well, bad cops gets zinged in the end and Zak ends up in jail, doing hard time after a jury took all of "fifteen minutes" to convict him. Zak then gets a dream sequence of pen time, flexing and preening in his cell for the benefit of the camera. That man can look as desirable as this and know how to work it is joy defined. Zak's one consolation in prison are the conjugal visits, and he's double lucky that his partner Trey is his willing buddy. The two tons of fun that make up Zak don't at all dwarf big Trey in the least, keeping him a very equal participant. After they make out a bit, Zak places Trey on the bed to receive the bounty of a superb rimming. Zak grinds away at Trey's hole, stretching him and spitting deep inside, only to massage what's between the cheeks with his tireless tongue. Zak is saving his best for last (it also helps that he has a scene partner as into it as he is) and his rimming is one of the film's highlights. He moves on to blowing Trey, which he does with strength of course, but also a knowing slow sensuality. Trey is fed Zak's cock, which he slurps with intent, circling his head around in tight snaps to please the owner. Said owner definitely tries to control this blowjob, but Trey is only too willing to be led. Trey's beautiful self is back on the bed, this time with Zak sitting on his face, giving him ample ass to eat. I have to say, the ass-munching has been the strongest suit of the guys in this movie, and Trey gives one last superlative rimjob, pulling Zak's asshole this way and that for maximum tasting. I didn't expect Zak to play a bottom through all of "Hard Cops 2," so it's no surprise that he rams into Trey. And I mean rams! Parker and Adam gave grand fucks, but Zak wipes the floor with them when he assaults a loving-it Trey with all he's got. Using all of his strength, he gives the video a parting fuck that ends it on the happiest of notes. Trey stretches his legs wide to take it all and has no complaints with the power-drill he receives. On and on through the positions they go, neither one of them seeming to want an end to this potent fuck. Trey is remarkably patient with all of Zak's lust. He rewards himself with a great blast and Zak does the same with a hard-won shot to end it all.
DVD features: Chapters; additional footage from the three-way; interviews with the cast answering assorted fun questions (including the rarely-queried "have you ever eaten edible underwear?"); bloopers; footage of Zak and Trey's photoshoot; trailers ("Hard Cops," "Hard Mechanics" and "C.S.I.: Cock Scene Investigators"); no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue