This movie is a jaw-dropper from start to finish. For one thing, you can't quite imagine that one video could combine so many intimate couplings in such a variety of approaches -- first-time meetings, longed-for encounters, early lovebird intimacies, and still stay true to its theme: Find us the biggest dicks possible in the Czech Republic and let's see where things go. Six studio scenes, each introduced by honky-tonk music that tongue-in-cheek tries to recall the carefree mood of its namesake, "Some Like It Hot," make for a movie that stands on its own as another example of the creative juices that roll through the minds of the gurus at Bel Ami.
The first coupling tells us where this is going in terms of style. Pretty-boy Andre Pagnol is paired with American post-twink porn star Ralph Woods in a playful encounter that at least establishes one fact, the diminutive Ralph's cock is as long as his foot, and the lanky Andre is not far behind. This is an energetic coupling that will thrill twink-addicts and those who like their encounters pretty much to the point. They each swallow cock as best they can -- trust me, it's no easy task -- and in the first part, Ralph succeeds in bringing Andre off while his face is stuffed with his cock while he pumps his own gusher. Andre then rolls Ralph onto his back for the beginnings of a flip-flop fuck. They cum a second time with Andre on the bottom blowing his load into the sheets as Ralph dumps on his back. This is a sweet scene, but it pales in comparison to the five that follow, both the contrasts of the boys and the way things unfold.
For example, the pixie-like Paul Valery and the rakishly handsome Collin Reeves are introduced to us as boys who have encountered each other on the circuit but never sexually. The dialogue here is key and it serves to accentuate the foreplay, which begins with Paul stroking Collin's pants and crotch and proceeds to him unwrapping and sampling the gift that lies beneath. The intensity of the blowjobs here is reflected not only in the usual moans and groans but also the rapidity of the orgasms -- and the fact that when Paul is ready to blow, he tells Collin he wants to cum in his mouth. He does, and Collin savors every drop, plunging down to clean the cum and licking the spent cock all over. He then gets up and aims his own load straight into Paul's waiting mouth, and gets his rod cleaned off as well. Paul then plunges into Collin's ass in a move we didn't see coming (Paul is usually a bottom), and the fuck is intense from scissor to doggy to cowboy -- a move which results in a spectacular bouncing sequence that ends with Paul streaming cum straight up from behind onto Collins crotch all the way to his chest. Whew!
The extremely popular Euro porn star brunet skater-type Mark Zebro takes on the blond swimmer type Keith Johansson in the next fling, but it's only their faces that are different -- their cocks are of equal length, which they prove by comparing them in front of us fully erect and ready for fellatio. Anyone familiar with East European gay porn will be familiar with Mark's somewhat raking and puckish approach to sex, but Keith's appearance will keep you riveted in this scene -- he is the quintessential blond boy-toy come true, handsome, willing, energetic and possessed of an ass that was sculptured for fucking. Oh, yes -- hung like a horse. Mark goes down on him almost immediately and induces feverish reciprocation which ends in a quick climax as Mark blows a load while Keith is munching on his balls. Keith then rolls onto his knees and allows that ass to be taken seriously, which Mark does by plowing him from a variety of doggy heights -- I love the close-ups here of Mark's bazooka penetrating those sweet cheeks. As if to lead a chorus of viewers, when Mark lifts Keith into a sidesaddle climax he screams, "What a beautiful ass!" and pulls the blond god off to a pulsating, screaming climax, which is complimented by Mark tossing Keith on his belly and covering that ass with juice.
Mark is not finished, and as it turns out neither is Paul Valery. They come back to be introduced to the ultimate monster, the dick of Trevor Yates. A carbon copy of what Harrison Ford may have looked like at age 20 (from the neck up, at least), Trevor was introduced a few years ago by other studios as Karel Grosse, and that last name had to be a compliment on his endowment -- this boy's tool is longer than his ab-set and as fat as an overgrown plantain. Shy to get involved early in his career, Trevor is now a full-fledged porn slut, and in this sequence he offers major cocksucking challenges to both Mark and Paul, who accept the task willingly. This is a stunning scenario that eventually melds into an all-out chomp session with each boy indulging in oral gratification. Mark cums onto Trevor's shoulder while Paul is pumping Trevor's hose, which spews juice right into his mouth, a tasty treat for Paul to slop up and savor while pumping his own load. The fucking starts right after that with Trevor in the middle of the sandwich, Mark is the fucker and Paul is the suckee. It's always a thrill to watch a former recluse get spread all over the place and in this case Trevor satisfies us with a professional bottoming, enjoying himself as Paul switches to his hole and Mark shoves his cock into his mouth. The orgasms come fast and furious after that: Mark onto Trevor's neck and shoulder and Paul directly into Trevor's mouth.
Trevor is not done yet -- thank goodness for us! He is coupled in the next scene with the studly Manuel Rios, who has come along as a new bottom with superstar potential. Alluringly handsome with a sweet Latino charm, Manuel presents a perfect type contrast to Trevor, he is a budding hulk with a super body and a hot, downward turned cock that becomes a tasty treat for Trevor after Manuel has warmed him up with oral lubricating. Manuel leans back on the couch as Trevor services his wide, thumping meat, blowing a load right into his mouth which Trevor licks up with enthusiasm, a gleam in his eye indicating his pleasure. But Trevor hasn't blown, so he takes his enthusiasm out on Manuel's truly stunning ass, fucking him doggy on the couch -- his muscle-boy ass and thighs pulling Trevor's mighty cock as deep as it can go until he decides it can go deeper by sitting on it. After sending Manuel over the moon this way, Trevor goes back to fucking him in a doggy-scissor until he pulls out and sends an explosion of juice into Manuel's waiting tongue, which he then sucks into his mouth. This is followed by Manuel licking it all up and the cum-covered foreskin play here will be enough to cause you to send out for more towels.
The final scene brings together Steve Jennings, one of the most popular of the new breed of Eastern European cum-eaters to have emerged in the past decade, along with his new boyfriend, Kurt Diesel, a college-jock type who could pass for one of those "straight boys" that populate several porn sites with original content in the U.S. Their story is exciting, pay attention to it in the subtitles, for they allegedly met at Bel Ami while Steve was in the middle of a hunt for a new boyfriend and their playfulness, especially Kurt's loving nips on the neck during the chat, will convince you that this might be real. They throw themselves at each other in a frenzy that brings out their familiarity with each other. Steve takes Kurt's cock for an oral and anal ride and allows him to spill his seed on his exposed buttcheeks. Kurt then takes his lover's ample sausage into his loving mouth before slipping onto his back and spreading his athletic legs and sweet ass skyward for a plunging. In a surprise to Steve's fans, it is Kurt who takes the cum into his mouth, waiting anxiously as Steve moves above his face and spurts thick goo into his mouth and shivers as Kurt laps it up.
Lap it up, people, this one's a gusher.
DVD features: Chapters; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Bo Champion