A vamping Dixieland version of the Stothart/Ruby/Kalmar standard "I Wanna Be Loved by You" is played over the credits, a nice welcome intro to this delightful Bel Ami film. However, I take issue with the title because it's misleading. Some don't like it big here -- ALL do!
Starting us off are Trevor Yates and Niall Phoenix, checking out a car show of all things. Tall blond Trevor, with his inviting smile, and perky tight Niall are, frankly, more enticing than any of the automobiles. Alone later on, car-talk leads to sex-talk and undressing. Trevor pries Niall's fat cock out of his pants and then generously blows it, stretching his lips to the max. Trevor's reward is a spiffy cum-shot all over his tongue and face. It's then Niall's turn to blow Trevor, who has an enormous pecker in all dimensions. Niall can understandably do only the top third of it, but he does so lustily, but instead of a facial, he gets fucked. Again, there's no way all of Trevor can fit in Niall, but a hearty helping of Trevor is a real ass-widener and Niall seems very proud to take as much as he does. Niall beats off the whole time he's being fucked and holds his cum-shot to make it last. However, he can't wait forever and pops being sliced before waiting patiently for Trevor to finish.
Spikey-haired Mark Zebro plays Frisbee in the park with lithe Val Horner and a scene-stealing dog, but the pooch has no place at home where the two get down and dirty. Mark says he's as energetic as the pup and aims to prove it by attacking Val with kisses. Mark then unpacks Val's sturdy sausage and sucks amiably, pausing to continue the macking that gives them extra chemistry. Val proudly poses, his ramrod-straight dick pure catnip for Mark's time-consuming blowjob. Val then works on Mark, who has a dick promised by the title. Val works the head and licks the rest for a while before turning around so Mark can nibble at his buttcheeks at the same time. Mark fucks Val sideways to start, and though Val looks rather lifeless, Mark is indeed a bundle of energy, managing to tuck it all up Val's rump. He includes some full in-and-out rams that truly show how open Val is. Mark then fucks Val doggy and drops a big puddle of cum on his bottom's back. He lovingly caresses Val until it's his turn to splash.
Bushy-browed Paul Valery and Manuel Rios are in the hot tub measuring each other's feet, wondering if the foot-cock connection is true. Why bother to wonder? Get to it! Their flirting soon has Paul's mammoth piece poking out of the water, but he gets to suck Manuel's super-pretty curved cock first. Manuel, a vision of beauty with his perfectly sculpted body, has an ideal partner in Paul, who has an extremely talented mouth. He very nearly conquers Manuel. Manuel parks the goo on Paul and then quickly bends down so Paul can pop on his chest. In a living room, the sucking continues with Manuel getting a chance to orally sample Paul's dick solo before they 69. There are a lot of inches here! Manuel sits on Paul and rides the full length of the shaft. Even better, Paul fucks him bent over, adding sumptuous helpings of power to that depth. Manuel cums watching Paul tear into him and then Paul pulls out for a gushing geyser that barely fits on the screen!
Returning to active duty is Trevor Yates, again found with a car, this time nursing a boner while driving. He picks up Kurt Diesel, whose body is more impressive than the lovely landscape behind him. The strangers instantly know what they want, so they find a secluded spot in the outdoors where Trevor can sit on the hood of the car and get his two-ton cock sucked by impassioned Kurt, who is at his best when tickling it with his tongue. Kurt uses said tongue to gobble up all of Trevor's cum-shot. Then it's Kurt turn to recline on the car so Trevor can work up and down his right-tilting bigness. The camerawork here is perfect, coming so close to the action that the size of the dicks can be appreciated as much by the viewer as the participants. Kurt cums on Trevor's tongue and nose, sharing it with Kurt in kisses. Now indoors, Kurt tends to Trevor's hairy hole with that same flapping tongue and some probing fingers. This gets Trevor to shoot again, but they are not done yet. Trevor has enough left in him to fuck Kurt, and not tamely. Kurt's velvety hole gives Trevor smooth access, so this fuck fits the sweet mood of their scene so far. It takes two positions to get Kurt to cum for the second time and Trevor for an astounding third time!
Smiling wide and so adorable with his earring and tussled brown hair, Andre Pagnol is interviewed at the zoo. He admits here's there to "pick up guys," which has worked before. He tells us of a previous trip to the zoo that found him mating with Keith Johansson, a tightly-packed blond. They head home where Andre is fascinated by Keith's tattoos. Having run out of animal-sex puns, they finally get started. They kiss all over the room's furniture, but Keith wants dick badly. Andre has a tree of a cock for him, and Keith sucks it hungrily. Keith's meat is just as long, though not as thick, and Andre gives it a very zippy corkscrew blowjob with his mouth and hand, a tongue piercing no doubt adding to Keith's pleasure. Then it's off to 69, with Keith chowing down again, Andre now rimming his new pal. Keith is ablaze with excitement as Andre aims his cock at his ass and finally plunges in. Breathing like he's doing precise yoga, Keith allows Andre full access, though Andre is somewhat hesitant in his topping. Andre's missionary fuck get much deeper into Keith, who cums quickly. Andre has the last statement with a huge splash to cover Keith's torso.
As soon as he blasted, Andre begged Keith for another round, but Keith has to jet, leaving Andre still hard! His gentle beating has him so horned up he starts playing with his ass, using fingers and a dildo to fill it. The dildo action isn't too interesting, so Andre imagines Keith returning, this time as a top. Keith's brio is well-used here as he first plows Andre sideways and then relaxes while Andre bounces on his dick. Muscular Keith takes back the gusto and fucks Andre on his back, gyrating with the sexiest of hip swivels. Strangely, the two no longer make any eye contact, but that doesn't stop Andre from spewing a fountain of cum while Keith rages around in his hole. Keith has a notable shot too, delivered after a blowjob from Andre, who then cums again, this time back in real life with his dildo.
DVD features: Chapters; trailer ("Some Like It Big"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue