Ain't no party like a Joe Gage party, 'cause a Joe Gage party don't stop.
Some of the things that I've always liked about director Joe Gage are the authenticity of the performers and the settings of his productions. And, true to form, this one is cast and stage-set to perfection.
The man behind some of the best blue movies ever -- he set a host of standards for gay fuck films which have been copied, imitated, but never improved upon, over the years since his debut in the 1970s. The technique of his early films remains thrillingly the same: there are only one or two sustained, start-to-finish sex scenes -- most of them are edited into the context of the narrative of another sex sequence, and all of the men are real -- bears, hunks, studs -- whatever you want to call them, they all appear, then suck and fuck like horny macho dudes.
"Closed Set Oral Report" (2008) features about 10 men in a room that appears to be under some sort of renovation, none of the men are officially credited, but a couple are recognizable porn stars (Spike, Josh Kole and Joe Sarge), and the rest appear to be first-timers or are unknown to me as of this writing. Nevertheless, they are all uniformly hot, and most certainly hung (Spike, with his huge tool, is not the biggest cock in the room -- that honor most certainly would have to be bestowed upon Mr. Kole's gigantic slab of gorgeous cock).
There's a nice mix of types: a couple Latin guys, a couple of black guys, a couple of young white gym-bunnies, a couple of sexy daddies (chief among them the insatiable cocksucking skills and hunger of Joe Sarge -- he keeps going and going and ...) and a bearded hunk who appears to be the younger brother or cousin of the legendary Ray Dragon himself, the hirsute man-god who made his name as one of the sexiest men alive since his days as a COLT headliner.
The bulk of the flick focuses on intense cocksucking by all the guys during heated one-on-ones, frantic cock slurpings in small groups and in naughty threesomes, but the final chapter gives way to some excellent butt-fucking.
The hairy Ray Dragon look-alike doggy-fucks one of the white gym-bunnies but good, and then Josh Kole missionary fucks the Ray Dragon doppelganger with his fat schlong as the others continue to jaw bone and sniff each other's nuts in the background. Josh pumps and pumps and pumps the man's furry rump rhythmically, the street sounds and heavy breathing the only noises to be heard.
The end near, most of the men dump their spunk in the work room on their boots, and Spike winds up in the bathroom alone sitting on a toilet, to jerk off last.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Butch Harris