Because Andrew Rosen is one of the best directors out there today when it comes to plot porn, even the opening credits to "Alumni" are fun. We get yearbook pictures of men from the "Class of 2008," while under that it says, pun intended, "Go Falcons!" Whatever the assembling high school alumni did or were afraid to do back in their high school days, five years releases all inhibitions and my guess is these guys will definitely all be interesting in meeting up after ten years, twenty years, thirty years, or, more likely, tomorrow, the day after that, the day after that, the day after that ...
Ray Diaz still lives with his parents, but they are out of town when Vance Crawford returns to town and knocks on his door. "Do you remember what we used to do?" Vance asks, and though it takes a second, Ray does, smiles a big smile and invites Vance inside. The door isn't even closed and they are going at each other. Tall lanky Ray falls to his knees and sucks all-American handsome Vance's cock. Ray is a sizzling deep-throater and there are no sucking tricks he misses. It's loud, vivacious, pleasurable and worth waiting years to experience again. This is truly the best blowjob of the movie and Ray goes about it with a ferocity that never abates. All of Ray's sucking has made him terrifically hard, so he's ready for Vance's mouth when they switch roles. Ray's giant dick is something Vance definitely wants and he tries every method Ray just used on him. He's not as inherently full of the same magic as Ray, but when Ray pushes his head further down his own cock, Vance shows he's quite able. Finally naked, Ray bends over and lets Vance finger him, cooing, "I missed this!" Ray's hole is hairy and tight, but Vance manages to open it widely enough for two fingers and then his dick. Vance grabs Ray's neck with his sleeve-tattooed arm and slams into him from behind. Ray owned the oral portion of the scene, but Vance works hard to make sure to deliver a huge fuck, his balls slapping against Ray's butt with every fast, deep and punishing thrust. His speed is his best asset. Ray takes it missionary, with Vance in a more playful mode, but even more demanding. Ray gets off a cum-shot that coats his whole body and Ray shoots on Ray's crotch, his whole body shaking for the big moment. After five years, neither Ray nor Vance wanted to waste a second, so it's only after they finish that Vance tells Ray he's straight, it was just something he loved doing with Ray. Ray, however, not only enjoyed his times with Vance, but he had a crush on Vance's football teammate. "I don't know whether he wanted to beat me up or do me," Ray says, referring to a quizzical look he got from his inamorata.
Old chums Doug Acre and Justin Chase. Light-haired tanned Justin is the first to arise, or so he thinks. Looking over at Doug's bed, it's obviously Doug's got there first, its pup tent catnip for randy Justin. Justin's boner is ready for action too, and he plays with it a bit while Doug slumbers. He then stealthily gets on his knees next to Doug's bed and looks under the sheets to see his prize. Doug wakes up and tells Justin "you can touch me." No permission is needed for Justin to pounce on Doug's dick, and certainly Doug doesn't stop him. Justin has every reason to be proud of his oral skills because he works damn hard to gulp Doug with single-minded and unstoppable lust. Justin's cock is so big that the camera is a good 10 feet or so from the action at the onset of this position, just to make sure we see it all. Justin fingers Doug, commenting on the warmth of his hole. Maybe it's the fingering or great memories, because Doug does deep-throat Justin, with spit all over the cock and Doug's face. Back at Doug's ass, Justin is now in licking mode. The hairy pink hole reactions with every lap of Justin's tongue. Doug has pinned his own legs almost behind his head, his ass in just the right position to take a feisty fuck from Justin. Justin's topping is full of technical prowess, but it takes him a while to realize he can go at Doug faster and deeper than he was expecting. Next up, Justin sits on Doug's dick to bounce, every inch of Doug's cock finding ample space in his ass. Doug shoots right on Justin's balls.
Though no one says so, I'm assuming French Canadian hottie Brandon Jones was a foreign exchange student who fits in with this gang sexually and no doubt fantasized about all of them during English class, leaving him no opportunity to lose any of his sexy French accent. Enjoying a coffee outside, Brandon is soaking up the sun when his boyfriend Cooper Reed, a swarthy beefy muscular man, tells him he's excited to meet Brandon's old friends. Brandon says he wants to show off his stud, but they have plenty of time for fucking before seeing anyone. Brandon, in his signature V-style haircut, is lean and tight all over, a nice contrast to Cooper's imposing physique. Brandon, his own uncut dick very hard, is the first sucker. He works on Cooper's uncut veiny piece with total devotion and it grows to a full erection in his mouth. Brandon is a spitfire, very flashy in style, but also talented. Cooper keeps looking around, and I'm not sure if he's worried about people seeing the garden frolic or hoping someone will join. Copper assumes a position where he can stick out his ass and have Brandon lick it. He licks the hole, sucks at it, bites the cheeks, all of it great fun. Cooper sucks Brandon, or rather gets face-fucked by him. The camera captures it from excellent angles, so even if Cooper's energy flags, it's still a visual treat. You don't put Brandon Jones in your movie if you don't plan to have someone fuck the hell out of him, and indeed that's just what happens. There isn't much Brandon can't handle and Cooper's up and down energy level is definitely more up than down when he realizes he can hit Brandon with all he has. Cooper does Brandon on the chair and then a wooden staircase before Brandon rides Cooper. All of the riding nets a heavy creamy load from the bottom. Cooper's is impressive too, dripping all over Brandon's face.
The story comes full circle to a happily-ever-after conclusion when Ryan Rose shows up at Ray Diaz's home. It seems that Ryan and Vance were chatting and Vance told Ryan about Ray's longtime crush on him. Ryan says the facade of the "confident jock" was a mask for his real feelings, but he assumed Ray and Vance were talking. "Do you still have a crush on me?" square-jawed hunky Ryan asks. "You're the most beautiful guy I've ever seen," Ray says with that adorable dimpled smile. Apparently flattery is a favorite of Ryan's, so he quickly jumps over to Ray so they can kiss. There has been almost no kissing in this movie and I'm guessing it's so this make-out session is not out-performed anywhere else. Two guys can't kiss forever, especially two hard and horny guys, so they fall to the floor still doing it, but Ray quickly kisses his way down Ryan's spectacular body to his cock. Ray is once again full of pep, happily gagging and using his hand to increase speed. The way he sucks cock, it's a wonder his partners don't cum in under 30 seconds. After Ray's whiz-bang blowjob, he straddles Ryan, who teases Ray by poking the head of his dick in his hole. Ray breathes harder and harder. He has been wanting this cock forever and he's going to enjoy having it in his ass. He rides Ryan, who licks Ray's precum off his fingers. But, it's the sheer insanity of their fucking that wows. Ray bounces up and down with such vigor you know he's eaten his Wheaties, but things go even faster when Ryan, seemingly possessed by desire, slams up into Ray from below. When I say "slam," it's not an exaggeration. It's all-out, balls-to-the-wall take-no-prisoners slamming. Ray stands on the fireplace so that Ryan can work orally on his ass. Both of them still have loads of oomph, and the only time Ryan stops the rimjob is to take a breath. After that, Ryan finally sucks Ray, doing a good job and, like Vance before him, trying to mimic Ray's wild style. Ryan's power fucking is still effective when he works downward into Ray. Ray begs for more, especially when he's about to cum and the raging top keeps going until Ray's gusher lands on his whole body and even the carpet behind his head. It's tough to best a Ray Diaz cum-shot, but Ryan's is quite fulsome. Wrapped in each other's arms on the carpet, we know a love match has been made.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; trailers ("Tahoe: Snow Packed," "Tahoe: Snow Plowed," "Buck Naked," "Musclebound" and "Rock Star!"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***