Something happens to a man at sea. He spends days, sometimes weeks, cooped up with several hundred men, no relief in sight. His body, his loins ache to feel the delightful pressure of release, yet there is often no way to relieve that stress, that blissful moment between euphoria and death ? that joyous relief called orgasm.
So thank God for gay porn!
This fun little tale, penned and shot by director Bud Light, centers around three hunk-a-doody navy brothers cramped together for a long haul at sea. There's Mason Jarr, swarthy, dark, sexy, as the eldest brother; Rob Steele, boyish, beefy, built, as the middle brother; and Chad Savage, cute, charming, cocksure, as the baby. They pass the long hours at sea shooting the shit and reading girlie mags until one day talk turns to sex, and the guys talk of their best sex ever.
Savage goes first, talking of a girl he met who didn't speak English, a girl he met at a port. He goes into his story ? and here's where it gets clever ? but the "girl" he speaks of I actually cute little Matt Bandero, his dark-skin looking tasty, tasty, tasty. Bandero does some lip action to Savage's meaty cock and then samples some of savage's hairy ass before opening up his own pucker for the big slab of navy beef between Savage's legs. He stays properly hard during penetration and lets loose a nice shower of spooge. In fact, the closest he comes to being a girl is how he squeals like one as Savage is inside him.
Middle bro goes next, talking about how he lost his virginity to an "older woman." Turns out this "older woman" is actually coach Sam Crockett, who just gets sexier and hotter with each role he does. Naïve Steele doesn't catch on to Crockett's advances. ("Have you ever seen a gladiator movie, son?" the coach asks.) Only when Crockett pulls out his sizable schlong does Steele get the picture. Crockett then proceeds to teach Steele the ABCs of man-to-man sex. (Personally, I would kill to have Crockett as a teacher ? I'd never get any work done, true, but just think of the lessons!) Crockett has Steele suck his cock ("Watch the teeth, boy.") and even samples his student's beef before slamming his big pointer into the boy's hole.
Big brother Jarr, however, admits that his best time was sex with a man. Both younger brothers are hypocritically grossed out but Jarr tells them not to knock it until they've tried it and proceeds to tell his story. His story takes place in a bathroom, where a glory hole has been conveniently cut into one of the stalls. He swaggers in and sees a ready mouth offering to taste his chewy mea,t so he aims and makes contact. After some pretty good glory hole action, he gets tired and wants to see the owner of that purty mouth. Enter German Hans Ebson (who, thankfully, doesn't speak much). He's a hunky, dark-eyed, uncut German stud who happily continues with his Mason maneuvers. Jarr then fucks Ebson over the urinals and on his back until they both blow healthy wads.
With his story being over, you can pretty much guess what's happening next. Savage and Steele feign disgust, and Jarr just rolls over. Next thing he knows, Savage is at the foot of his bunk, asking, "Show me, big brother." Jarr unfurls his cock, and Savage starts sampling. Soon, Steele enters the brotherly sandwich and services both siblings. Ultimately, both Savage and Jarr take turns plugging up middle bro's holes. Fans of "brotherly love" will like this scene because it involves a lot of dialogue, including "Fuck me, big brother" and "Suck it, little brother."
The sets are fun, if a little standard, but director Light captures some fine moments, including some nice close-ups. Savage and Jarr are trade tops, not really expressing much emotion in their two scenes other than staying erect and fucking. Savage exudes more enthusiasm, though, than Jarr, who is damn fine, just very passive.
This video covers a lot of territory: Incest, military, t-room action, daddy/ son fantasies and ethnic sex. So there's something in here for everybody.
- Jeremy Spencer