Yes, indeed, the title "Bun Boys" is a pun! It refers not only to the tasty asses that these young men posses, but also the restaurant where they all work. I don't know about the bread buns, for we never see them, but I'm here to tell you that the human buns are delicious. Bouncy and right around the corner from a gaggle of meaty cocks, the body parts on the boys of "Bun Boys" live up to the title.
Tony Fontana runs Bun Boys the restaurant, where Danny Lopez, a big strapping Latino with a chin piercing and an ass that will make you drool and cry, offers to help out new guy Brandon Weber, here briefly guest starring as his Rascal character from the Catalina series. Brandon is late because he met a trick online and Danny had to cover for him. Payback for that niceness comes in the form of sex. Brandon tries to get out of it, but you're unlikely to see a performer fall to his knees faster than Brandon does when Danny whips out his dick. Brandon gives the thick piece a good aggressive blowjob, delivered as the pro he is on the supremely hunky tattooed body of Danny. Shot from underneath a lot, you get to see just how wet a time Brandon is having. Danny then sucks Brandon's long cock, gobbling with his big lips in a fast-paced sprinting motion. Brandon loves feeding Danny his foreskin. The fucking comes from Brandon, into Danny's incredible ass. Brandon slides right past the gorgeous mounds of cheek, shoving in to the base of his cock with every thrust. Danny takes it all eagerly without any fuss. Brandon pulls out to cum on Danny's cheek and then Tony fires him for messing around. "Fuckin' jealous little bitch," Brandon calls after him while putting back on his clothing.
Tall lanky brunet Jerek brings Andy his beer, but Andy won't tip him with cash. Andy offers tip in dick, and Jerek easily accepts. Andy, adorable, hairy and dark, has a massive cock and lots of attitude to go with it. Jerek matches his spirit and swallows down his lengthy cock to the pubes with nary an effort shown. It's a very good show of deep-throating. There is some fun work on the balls, but it's the backless throat that excites Andy and the camera most. Andy plops Jerek down on the pool table to suck him off, and Jerek sports a long curvy cock and great big balls that Andy attacks with huge gusto. The focus of the scene, however, is Andy's fuck of Jerek, who has the smoothest widest most ready ass in the video. Andy uses a ripping speed, thrusting all the way down into the hole and then right out to the tip of his cock, all with no friction and lots of speed. Andy has all the fun he can imagine, whether missionary or doggy, with Jerek egging him on with his tireless ass. Jerek has a sloppy cum-shot being fucked, but the spray from Andy is so gargantuan that it fully deserves the slow-motion speed used to show it.
Lex Milan, a cutesy thin brunet, is sent to Jack London's house with a delivery. Jack is a bit scruffier, with a big bouffant of hair. Jack propositions Lex with some bun and meat and grabs at his dick and gets down to blowing him in short order. Lex seems to have trouble getting fully hard for Jack, but he does have a lot of foreskin to play with, which is just what Jack does. Jack then takes out his uncut cock, curvy and much bigger. Lex doesn't wake up much when he has to work, so the best part of the scene is the brief finale, with Jack eating away at Lex's very hairy butt. He tosses his face in deep enough to bury his nose in Lex's balls and elicits a nice blast from Lex by chewing away. As Lex is leaving, he notes to Jack that "you know what our motto is: 'You just can't beat out meat!'"
Danny Chance is cold from having to work in the cooler, so slightly bearded Latino Manuel Aries takes him into the back room to warm him up. Manuel needs no further exhortation than to tear off blond stud Danny's clothing to rattle off a nice effective blowjob. He doesn't take too much of the dick, but he has a fun time with what he can suck, lapping around with his tongue. The blowjob goes on for far longer than it should with the very talented Danny unused completely. Danny rewards Manuel's tireless face with a cum-shot to the cheek. Manuel, sporting one of the video's biggest dicks, finally gets to show it off when he cums on the floor.
Handsome Aussie Sebastian Cole comes into Bun Boys and wants a table in the back, which adorable tall blond Brett DiMineo finds for him. Instead of the menu, Brett suggests "what's right here between my legs" and Sebastian asks if it "comes with special sauce." Brett naturally retorts, "oh, it cums alright, and it's very special sauce." After that witty exchange, Sebastian undoes Brett's pants and flops out Brett's enormous peerless cock, which hangs halfway to his knees. Sensual Sebastian gets busy sucking, using his hand to help conquer the super-massive prick, and again the camera shooting from underneath makes it all the hotter. It also shows how damn hung Brett is. Sebastian soon enough rips off his clothing to reveal his tight sculpted body and unique 90-degree curved cock. It's tough for Brett to blow, but he manages well, especially by playing with the gobs of foreskin at the tip. Brett fucks Sebastian by ramming his cock deep into the bottom, who growls for Brett to hit him harder and harder. Brett doesn't seem to care how big he is, he just parks it all deep down in Sebastian, who takes it with blasé charm. Sebastian creams all over Brett's chest and then Brett double-fists a load onto the floor.
I suppose Bun Boys the restaurant is the gay porn equivalent of Hooters, a place where you get to ogle the staff without apology and perhaps get a tasty meal, too. However, the boys working there take things a step further than the gals at Hooters, for they live up to the tease. I can't imagine being served food by someone as adorable as Brett DiMineo without fantasizing about him, so it's fun to watch it actually happen. Though some of the sex flags at times, and there is a tendency to cut off scenes just when they should start to cook, everything in "Bun Boys" the video is pleasant and rewarding to watch.
Like a hot boy on your buns?
Before we get started, let's get this out of the way. Brett DiMineo
is a very hot performer. He has blond hair, a great body and a cock that may make straight men quake. However, he isn't very good at line delivery. In fact, some viewers have insisted (upon listening to him recite lame porn lines) that he is indeed more "special" than we've thought. Solution to this problem? Put the boy in videos where he doesn't need to say a word. Sounds easy, huh? Hmmmmm
The action here takes place at a cute little bar/restaurant coyly named "Bun Boys." The staff is comprised of cute boys who walk around with aprons on while flirting. They flirt with one another, with the customers, etc. The production here goes above and beyond, with menus and tee shirts printed with the logo, etc. All of that is really somewhat unnecessary, but whatever
After a few needless scenes of terribly delivered dialogue, the sex finally begins. The setting is an outdoor patio behind the restaurant. Brandon Weber, who gets featured billing, trades blow jobs with one of the other waiters, Danny Lopez. What Lopez lacks in line delivery he more than makes up for in the sex department. His body is sculpted to near perfection - he sports a few minor piercings and tattoos, but they don't distract from his overall look. He has an accent that is nearly as thick as his dark hair - or thick cock. He feeds that nice piece to willing sucker Weber. Weber is quite the pup, with dark hair, long eyelashes and a cock-hungry throat. In fact, in no time at all, Weber has sucked Lopez to a creamy orgasm that shoots all over the logo of his (Weber's) bar shirt. The tables are turned as Lopez sucks on Weber's rock-hard rod. Weber's eyes go heavenly as he moans and sighs, apparently enjoying having his knob waxed at work. Weber has a cute, boyish body with creamy white skin that offsets his jet-black hair and pubes. He also sports a hefty uncut prig. He commands Lopez work on that foreskin, which is an added bonus for frenum lovers everywhere. Soon, Weber is fucking Lopez doggy-style. It is a welcome change as one would guess that Weber would be the typical bottom in this scenario. Finally, Weber pulls out and squirts up a load on his coworker's sweet cheeks. The scene ends and morphs into more useless dialogue (we first get to hear DiMineo's lisp here).
After a while, we get to another sex scene. This one involves a seedy-looking patron (Andy Hunter) who refuses to tip the waiter (Jerek). "You got your tip right here," says patron as he grabs his crotch. Hunter is a tiny guy with a compact build, slightly hairy body and a nice, hard dick. Before you can say, "Bennigan's," the clean-cut (and tall!) waiter is on his knees, bobbing up and down on that meaty tool. This scene really sizzles, with the performers perfectly matched to one another. After sucking the waiter's cock atop the pool table, the deliciously dirty little customer throws him a hot fuck. (He must be standing on a stool or something - he, he.) The camera work here is much better than in the first scene, managing to really capture that hard cock as it pumps in and out of that man pussy. These guys are really into what they are doing too. The little guy really makes hamburger of Jerek's hole, all the while spilling a stream of dirty talk that enhances the heat. They switch positions and fuck by the bar before shooting their cum. Jerek stays hard throughout the power-fuck and shoots a sizable load while being plowed. Soon thereafter, Hunter shoots a load that has to be seen to be believed. He even eats his juice off of Jerek's ass, yum! This is the scene to buy this movie for - hot!
Next we have cute little Lex Milan delivering food to average-looking Jack London. The seduction is quick, with London doing some crotch grabbing and promptly dropping to his knees. He quickly wraps his mouth around Milan's flaccid but still gorgeous, uncut cock. Again, foreskin lovers will be in their glory. Both boys pay careful attention to the other's extra skin, chewing it and licking underneath of it, all gloriously captured. London then eats Milan's very hairy ass until he has no choice but to cum all over himself. Milan shoots streams of creamy jizz all over his skinny torso. Not one to be left out, homeowner London then shoots his own creamy sauce onto the delivery boy. To say that Milan is adorable is quite an understatement. The cumshots make this scene a rewinder.
Next we have Manuel Aries in the stock room with blond twink Danny Chance. Aries is a cute Latino with shadow sideburns - he is also an adept cocksucker, quickly wrapping his lips around his Anglo friend's rock-hard pinga. The scene is too quick, with the guys both shooting (nice loads by the way!) before anything other than the blow job happens.
At last, the moment you've been waiting for, eager viewer. A sex scene with Brett DiMineo. He is wisely paired with customer Sebastian Cole, whose dark, smoldering looks nicely compliment DiMineo's blond boy-next-door looks. After making eyes at one another DiMineo manages to semiretardedly spout off the line, "I'd suggest what's right here between my legs" - there are more lines, but you wouldn't want to lose your erection, so just fast-forward. DiMineo seems to enjoy having his extra-large cock swallowed. The tables do turn, and DiMineo shows that he is also good at working on uncut cock. The emphasis again is on the foreskin, one of the hottest elements of this fuck flick. It also must be mentioned that Cole has a downward curve in his uncut cock that is almost 90 degrees - very unusual. DiMineo doesn't suck for long though. As usual there is no transition. The action just switches to DiMineo fucking his customer over a chair. Cole squirts a healthy load all over DiMineo's perky pecs. DiMineo then unloads his own spunk all over an already spackled floor.
For all the talking done in the ridiculous nonsex scenes, it would made sense for there to have been a little more time spent on the setups of the actual sex scenes instead of just having the guys magically become naked, etc. Alas, that is just a nitpick. Overall, this is a sexy little twink flick - sort of like an Nsync song. You may not be hearing it on the radio in 20 years, but it's great to sing along to now. That having been said, this flick is a good little movie for fans of foreskin and fans of cutie-pie twinks. Check it out!
- Scott Templeton